ROSES: I think he was aiming for sexy. My god he missed. The picture was taken just as the 9inch tarantula crawled from behind the toilet cister. It's a shame the tarantula was the only 9-incher in the bathroom at the time.
Shrinkage!
PRINCESS: I knew I should have bought a smaller sized monitor... where is the enshrinkerize button?
Try running your monitor under cold water as our featured wenis man has done.
...I also think I know him. He looks like the in-store product demonstrator from Waitrose. And he's usually more particular about the arrangement of his nibbles. Sx
SCARLET: I also think I know him. He looks like the in-store product demonstrator from Waitrose. And he's usually more particular about the arrangement of his nibbles.
This is a scarier shower scene than Psycho!
ReplyDeleteI think I know him....
ReplyDeletehe's got the same eyes as michelle bachmann.
ReplyDeleteI think he was aiming for sexy. My god he missed.
ReplyDeleteThe picture was taken just as the 9inch tarantula crawled from behind the toilet cister.
It's a shame the tarantula was the only 9-incher in the bathroom at the time.
I knew I should have bought a smaller sized monitor... where is the enshrinkerize button?
ReplyDeleteLX: This is a scarier shower scene than Psycho!
ReplyDeleteAll that’s missing is screeching violins.
WALLY: I think I know him....
Is to know him to love him?
NORMADESMOND: he's got the same eyes as michelle bachmann.
He does!
ROSES: I think he was aiming for sexy. My god he missed.
The picture was taken just as the 9inch tarantula crawled from behind the toilet cister.
It's a shame the tarantula was the only 9-incher in the bathroom at the time.
Shrinkage!
PRINCESS: I knew I should have bought a smaller sized monitor... where is the enshrinkerize button?
Try running your monitor under cold water as our featured wenis man has done.
...I also think I know him. He looks like the in-store product demonstrator from Waitrose. And he's usually more particular about the arrangement of his nibbles.
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SCARLET: I also think I know him. He looks like the in-store product demonstrator from Waitrose. And he's usually more particular about the arrangement of his nibbles.
ReplyDeleteDoes he squeeze the Charmin?
He is quite charmin!
ReplyDeleteSx
Mistress MJ- "Thought for the Day"
ReplyDeleteOozing Smegma. Have a nice breakfast; maybe cinnamon rolls with that nice gooey white icing.
Is that an Alien coming out of his mouth?
ReplyDeleteAn unfortunetely timed evacuation can take the shine off an otherwise pleasant soak in the bath.
ReplyDeleteHe seems to be the victim of a tiny pink mycological attack. POINTS OFF FOR INSUFFICIENT BALL WASHAGE.
ReplyDeleteGive him this; he uses available light well.
Yes, I noticed the lighting too, Ms Nations! It is impressive.
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Suddenly realized he is using the fancy GUEST towel that is only for show.
ReplyDeleteTake away that mustache and he could be Marcus Bachman.
ReplyDeleteSomeone is quite the ham for the camera. Tragic, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteWhat on earth could he just have discovered up his butt that gave him that expression? Did he forget where he put it?
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