Can I just say those coveralls are a fashion disaster! No self-respecting gay would wear baggy britches. (See photo of white capri pants as counterpoint).
KELLY RED: Can I just say those coveralls are a fashion disaster! No self-respecting gay would wear baggy britches. (See photo of white capri pants as counterpoint).
Puts me in mind of the whole second half of 'Tattoo'. Somewhat more boy-kissy-boy content, of course; not that I find that at all problematic.
Does anyone remember that black and white video where the old guy says '...and remember...NO SLAPPING!' which then degenerates into a mass gay sailor slapfest? It took place in what looked like a desert island or the set of 'Orphee un Euridice' or MJ's spare bedroom or something.
Taken on one of my seafaring adventures in Southampton. I don't know who the other grizzled old sea dogs are. There was rum a'plenty at the Smuggler's nook where I had a go at blowing a bosun's whistle whilst cupping the weighty sphere with my hand.
oh my.....
ReplyDeletewell, bachelor #1 is a dead ringer for a young vic tayback, mel on "alice".
Kiss my grits, Norma!
ReplyDeleteMmmm....I love me a Sailor...
ReplyDeleteLooks like a line up from "Working Girl"
Mel looks good in drag too.
Infomaniac Bitches work hard for the money.
ReplyDeleteSo hard for it, honey.
Three years, ten months, and two days I would rather forget.
ReplyDeleteNow that you're Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ, you can take permanent shore leave.
ReplyDeleteMy bet is that there's been some frigging in that rigging...
ReplyDeleteCan I just say those coveralls are a fashion disaster! No self-respecting gay would wear baggy britches. (See photo of white capri pants as counterpoint).
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: My bet is that there's been some frigging in that rigging...
ReplyDeleteWhilst in a rhyming mood...
If they’re in Canada, they’re squid jiggin’.
KELLY RED: Can I just say those coveralls are a fashion disaster! No self-respecting gay would wear baggy britches. (See photo of white capri pants as counterpoint).
No baggy britches
On Infomaniac Bitches!
I always like to help sailors with their C legs...
ReplyDeleteAnd their G-strings.
ReplyDeleteI do so love seamen.
ReplyDeletePuts me in mind of the whole second half of 'Tattoo'. Somewhat more boy-kissy-boy content, of course; not that I find that at all problematic.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone remember that black and white video where the old guy says '...and remember...NO SLAPPING!' which then degenerates into a mass gay sailor slapfest? It took place in what looked like a desert island or the set of 'Orphee un Euridice' or MJ's spare bedroom or something.
...and I swear to god this is a real memory, not some mental artifact caused by excessive....anything. *looks around in a guilty manner, pouts*
ReplyDeleteMy sister's ex-husband was a sailor.
ReplyDeleteNow he works in computers.
@TB- I like seamen as well!!!
ReplyDeleteTaken on one of my seafaring adventures in Southampton. I don't know who the other grizzled old sea dogs are. There was rum a'plenty at the Smuggler's nook where I had a go at blowing a bosun's whistle whilst cupping the weighty sphere with my hand.
ReplyDeleteI get seasick really easily.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure how that pertains to this post but it's what I was thinking.
that first sailor is as terrifying as the life sized plastic Burger King; and would probably make a pretty good fast food mascot as well.
ReplyDeleteATTENTION ALL SEAMEN LOVERS: What Ms. Nations is looking for in her quest for a gay sailor slapfest is this…
ReplyDeleteSISSY BOY SLAP PARTY by Canadian filmmaker Guy Maddin. (I love the ending, especially.)
Basically it shows what goes on in Infomaniac Bitch Thombeau’s Chateau of a typical weekend.
And now if you’ll excuse me, I have Filthy Friday to prepare.
Yay! I love a good sissy boy slap party... thanks for the re-play MJ and Ms Nations...
ReplyDeleteYay! I love a good sissy boy slap party... thanks for the re-play MJ and Ms Nations...
ReplyDeleteOMG! I'm married to an ex-sailor. I wonder if he was ever involved in any of these slap fests while on cruise.
ReplyDeleteThanks MJ for the video!
Park 'n ride.
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