Gardening is Cheaper than Therapy and You Get Tomatoes

Now that it's spring, have you Bitches started gardening?


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Later this year, we'll be hosting the SEVENTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT. Previous entries can be viewed here.

Tomato Recipes

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Yes, YOU heard me. Tomato recipes.

From time to time, we here at Infomaniac like to come to the aid of those Bitches who need a helping hand.

For instance, remember when we helped Mr. Lax’s “friend” select incontinence products? Or posted a personal ad for Normadesmond because she was looking for love in all the wrong places?

Now it’s time we turned our attention to another Infomaniac Bitch in need…MS. FIRST NATIONS.

Here is Ms. Nations with her first ripe tomato of the year…



Please read her plea (as follows) and respond in the comments box.

I have a bit of a dilemma that only The Bitches can solve: to wit, a GLUT OF TOMATOES.
I need tomato recipes. I mean seriously now I need tomato recipes. Sauce I have. Sundried, check. Salsa; puh-LEEZE. Marinara enough to float the Statue of Liberty with a goddamn dirty ape hanging off it. I need other tomato recipes. 

Serious shit; The Biker made me that little tomato shack and apparently it's been the home of a big dirty bee orgy for the past three months because I almost have more tomato than I do plants out there AND THEY'RE ALL GETTING RIPE AT THE SAME TIME.

HELP ME.

Note from Mistress MJ: Ms. Nations has also asked that I post this warning as a public service…