Pissing Contest Winner

Despite the whole of Italy casting their vote for Miss Scarlet, Infomaniac declares BEAST the winner of the Pissing Contest … by a landslide!


[photo via Kevin]


Beast wins the Pee Book entitled What’s My Pee Telling Me? We’ll be expecting a book report, Beast.

Miss Scarlet wins the consolation prize: A pack of Tena Lady pads …



Well done, all of you! Thank you for your participation.

Here’s something interesting I learned from reading What’s My Pee Telling Me? As you know, the book also covers information about poo and farts so we’re veering off the pee topic for a moment.

DID YOU KNOW?

An Australian study found that men fart an average of fifteen times a day while women let loose a mere eight times a day. The study also concluded, however, that women’s farts had higher sulfide content and smelled worse. Their scientific method? Subjects farted ito an aluminum bag. The gas was then removed with a syringe and expelled into the nostrils of eagerly awaiting judges.

Beast vs Scarlet Smackdown!

It’s a tiebreaker, bitches!

Beast and Miss Scarlet have tied in the Pissing Contest and now they must battle it out in a no holds barred smackdown!

This promises to be the bitchfight of the year, ladies and gentlemen!

Even bigger than the High Maintenance Queen Competition!



Who will take home the Pee Book?

Place your bets now for Infomaniac’s Pissing Contest winner.

Who is your money riding on?

Note: All rules are out the window!!!

Mistress MJ doesn’t care who wins and how they win it as long as there is a champion by day’s end.



Are you ready to rumble?

Pissing Contest – Voting Day

Mistress MJ has selected her six favourite entries to the Pissing Contest.

Now YOU be the judge.

Who amongst the following bitches should win a copy of What’s My Pee Telling Me?

Select your favourite! …



I need this book cos I need to know how to pee in a bush without getting my tights wet.
- Miss Scarlet



Mother's Day is just around the corner. I need this book.
- Michael Guy


I think I desperatly need this book . The other day Mr C told me it would be really really funny if I pee'd in a plastic bag and threw it at Frobisher while he was walking to work. Strangly Frobisher failed to see the funny side , so I obviously have a lot to learn about pee
- Beast



Because i'd place it right next to my autographed copy of, "what my piss told normadesmond" by virginia graham, as told to i.p. daily
- Normadesmond



I need this book because I NEVER have time to pee. I'm too damn busy. My bladder is upset with me and may be on strike. I constantly feel like my teeth are floating and probably have some kind of kidney disease. So you see, I really need this book. Perhaps, I also need to sit in on the meeting those nice ladies are having in that photo?
- Random Chick



Why? because it would complete my set. there couldn't be another in the series could there.....one shouldn't think too much about that
- Manuel (who previously won a copy of What’s Your Poo Telling You?)



Choose only one!

Pissing Contest

Enter our peeing contest and you could win a copy of What's My Pee Telling Me?

"In this entertaining and fact-filled guide, the authors of What’s Your Poo Telling You? Reveal the secrets and splendors of farts, poo, and their inevitable companion, pee.

Includes hilarious illustrations and enlightening explanations of bodily emissions, fascinating trivia, and case histories."

Plus, burning questions are addressed such as:

a) Will peeing on a jellyfish sting relieve the pain?
b) Why can’t men pee straight?
c) Does sitting on the toilet too long cause hemorrhoids?
d) Is it really possible to light your farts on fire?
e) Do men pee faster than women?
f) Is drinking urine good for your health?

This book is FLUSH with information!



Wondering how to win?

Simply tell us why you need this book!


Mistress MJ’s fave answers will be selected and voted on later.

Get your responses in by Monday evening to be eligible to win.

Note to Donn and Manuel: Even though both of you previously won copies of What’s Your Poo Telling You?, you are eligible to enter. Yippee!