Celebrity Arse – Thierry Henry

Today’s request for Celebrity Arse comes to us from Kaz in Manchester.

She’s looking for a bit of that va-va-voom…


THIERRY HENRY’S ARSE



Kaz, baby. Thierry here. My arse is for your eyes only. When I get you alone I’ll show you my fine, firm, round buttocks and let you bounce coins off my buns.



In the meantime, feast your eyes on my steely thighs…




How would you like to see them wrapped around your head, Kaz darling?



Kaz, how you excite me! I’m afraid I’ve let my love for you slip out!…





Enjoy the ride, you hot thing…





Hear my prayer that Kaz may return my love…





Say you’ll be mine. Don’t let me down, Kaz. Don’t let me down!…





I’ll be inconsolable!…








BONUS!...



CLIVE OWEN'S ARSE


Kaz? Clive here. Forget Thierry. Are you free for dinner and drinks?

Totty Week: THIERRY HENRY

Kaz fancies French footballer Thierry Henry and asks specifically for Thierry in “Renault mode rather than footy mode.”





Here’s a special treat for you, Kaz. Watch Thierry Henry’s Renault Clio VaVaVoom commercial. Thierry asks “What is va-va-voom?”

You want more, don’t you? Here’s another Thierry Henry Renault commercial from You Tube. Thierry’s in a jazz club with Animal from The Muppet Show.





And another! This time Thierry's in Las Vegas. Go to www.renaulttv.co.uk

Under “Navigate” on the left hand side of the page, click on “TV Ads.” Next, on the right hand side, under “TV Ads Playlist” click on “Clio: Vegas or Vavavoom (UK)” and away you go.

Hey Bobby! What is the French for “Kaz wants Thierry totty?”

Va-Va-Voom!