Nude Day Meets Bastille Day

Hold on to your hats, Bitches...



Today we celebrate both National Nude Day and Bastille Day (aka "la Fête nationale" or "le 14 juillet") ...

and, of course, today is Filthy Friday.

The Boys of Bastille Day

In honour of Bastille Day on July 14th in France (also known as La Fête Nationale,) we here at Infomaniac bring you a sampling of THE MEN OF FRANCE.

Let's get started. Allons-y!

Albin de la Simone (Singer-songwriter)...



Thomas Dutronc (Singer. Son of singers Françoise Hardy (the "Yeh-Yeh" Girl) and Jacques Dutronc)...



Note the resemblance to Thomas' father Jacques Dutronc in this old photo of Jacques...



Pio Marmai (Actor)...




Patrick Bruel (Singer, actor)...



Fu'ad Aït Aattou (Actor, model)...



Rodolphe Couthouis (Actor)...



Nicolas Bedos (Theatre director, actor, comedian)...



Florent Mothe (Singer, actor, musician)...




Can't get enough fabulous Frenchmen? Click here to view a previous post of beaux hommes.

The Woman Who Eats the Clouds in the Sky

Whilst others enjoy Christmas carols at this time of year, I prefer the delights of other musical realms.



Today, we listen in on French chanteuse Anouk Aïata (the stage name ‘Anouk Aïata’ is Maori for ‘the woman who eats the clouds in the sky’.)

She sings, "Pourquoi regardes-tu la lune?" which translates as "Why are you looking at the moon?" She is accompanied by cellist Amos Mâh.

The Boys of Bastille Day

In honour of Bastille Day on July 14th in France (also known as La Fête Nationale,) we here at Infomaniac bring you a sampling of THE MEN OF FRANCE.

Let's start with photos of the (troubled) Delon Family: actor Alain Fabien Maurice Marcel Delon and his son Alain-Fabien Delon, Jr....



And one of Alain Delon's other sons, actor Anthony Delon...



And then there's photographer Christian Aaron (Ari) Boulogne, the alleged son of Alain Delon and singer/Warhol Superstar,  Nico. YOU be the judge...


Ari Boulogne (left), a young Alain Delon (right)
Who's your daddy?


And now, moving along to MORE fabulous Frenchmen...


Benjamin Millepied (danseur/choreographer/Director of Dance at the Paris Opera Ballet and Mr. Natalie Portman)...




Camille Lacourt (backstroke swimmer)...



Christophe Mae (singer)...




Gad Elmaleh (stand-up comedian and actor)...




Gaspard Ulliel (actor/model)...




Guillaume Canet (actor/director and partner of Marion Cotillard, voted 2012's "Sexiest Woman in the World")...




Jean Dujardin (actor)...



Jean Dujardin, again, this time shirtless...


You're welcome.


Jean-Hugues Anglade (actor)...




Jean-Michel Tinivelli (actor)...




Julian Bugier (TV journalist)...




Kad Merad (one of Mistress MJ's favourite actors)...




Louis Garrel (actor)..




Mathieu Kassovitz (director, screenwriter, actor, etc.)...




Matthieu Tribes (actor, director, screenwriter, composer, etc.)...




Maxim Nucci aka Yodelice (singer/songwriter)...




Melvil Poupaud (actor)...




Morgan Parra (rugby player)...




Nagui (TV and radio personality)...




Nicolas Cazal (actor)...




Nicolas Fargues (novelist)...




Nikos Aliagas (journalist/entertainer)...




Olivier Martinez (actor and Mr. Halle Berry)...




Olivier Minne (television presenter, actor and producer)...




Olivier Rousteing (fashion designer)...




Patrick Fiori (singer)...




Patrick Petitjean (model)...




Pierre Yovanovitch (architect/interior designer)...




Raphaël Personnaz (actor)...




Romain Duris (actor)...




Tahar Rahim (actor)...




Thierry Henry (footballer)...


The above photo is dedicated to the late Infomaniac Bitch KAZ, who had a thing for Thierry, as documented here on Infomaniac. We miss you, KAZ.


Vincent Cassel (actor)...




William Leymergie (journalist, television producer and host, and one of the first men Mistress MJ sees in the morning)...




Yoann Gourcuff (footballer)...




Actor/director/screenwriter Pascal Elbé...



Actor Gilles Lellouche...



This is just a SAMPLING of what France has to offer, Bitches. Aren't you hungry for a baguette?

Of course, not ALL the men in France are this handsome. Click here for Bogdanoff Twins.