FAIL!

Perhaps I shouldn't have binge-watched TV series on Netflix when I was meant to be studying...


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To cheer myself up after this crushing blow, I shall be 'round to visit you all sometime this weekend. I'm especially intrigued by such blog post titles as "Not the Hats of Barbara Cartland" by our Mr. DeVice.

Back to School - Career Corner

Are you a woman over 40? Of course you are.

Now that school is back in session, we here at Infomaniac offer the "mature" student an appealing career training opportunity.



Important, well-paid positions and a sound future await the woman who trains as a FLORIST.

If you want to work in a flower shop or open your own shop, write today for information on how to become a florist. If you are a flower lover but do not wish to become a professional florist, ask about our course in Home and Show flower arrangement.

Why not start your own home flower delivery service? Imagine the fascinating people you'll meet!...


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Now that you've seen one of our career options, tell us what you'd REALLY choose to do if you could make a career change.

Institute of Oral Love

Many of you are students at the school of hard knockers known as Mistress MJ’s School for Unruly, Insolent Bitches.

But are you aware of the school’s annex? …


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Welcome to The Infomaniac Institute of Oral Love!

We tried to keep it a secret until opening day. But that little saucepot TJB over at Stirred, Straight Up, With a Twist posted about it here earlier.

Space is limited and as TJB says …

“It’s not too late to enroll. Mistress MJ will be happy to greet you at the Emissions... Admissions Office.”

Back to School

You have enrolled in The Mistress’s School for Unruly, Insolent Bitches.

It is a great privilege to serve The Mistress but you must submit to proper training.



Oh dear. We seem to have misplaced the curriculum.

Which courses did you select?