Birthday Bitches

Happy Birthday to Topher in Florida (Tuesday, September 25) and Riley in Canada (Monday, September 24)...oops.

Norma will lead the Infomaniac Orchestra (that's all YOU Bitches including band fag Mr. Peenee on tuba) in a rousing rendition of "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow."

Take it away, Norma!


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WINNER of the Gayest Thing in Your House Contest!

Mistress MJ asked…

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who’s the gayest one of all?

THOMBEAU'S THE GAYEST ONE OF ALL!!!

Congratulations to our winner THOMBEAU who wowed us with his Gay Monopoly game…

What they’re saying about Thombeau…

I would KILL for Thombeau's Gay Monopoly.
- NurseMyra

Can I play Gay Monopoly with Nursemyra's son????
- Jon (Deep Blue)

Thom's gay "man"opoly is too wonderful. But how could anyone play? They'd all be busy screaming over those playing pieces!
- Normadesmond

And now our runners-up:

For any reason, if Thombeau cannot fullfill his duties during his reign as The Gayest One of All, the first runner-up will take over his place.

That man is MR. PEENEE with his combination linen closet/Barbie doll sex club!...

And congratulations are in order for our second runner-up; Canada’s own RILEY and his Barbra Streisand doll!...

A big round of applause for all our contestants!

Thanks for participating in our The Gayest Thing in Your House Contest.

YOU’RE ALL FABULOUS!!!

CONGRATULATIONS THOMBEAU!!