Please can I have a stack of pancakes, with butter, proper maple syrup and lots of bacon.Thank you.Also, a couple of gallons of coffee would be great thanks.
Oh fuck!FIRST!!! I was first!!!
I'm surprised your order doesn't include Robert Downey Jr. over easy.
Go on ... I'll try the poutine. Can I have it in a big floury bap please?
I still laugh about that postcard you sent to Roy and Hayley addressed to "Hayley's Baps" instead of "Roy's Rolls."
*peruses the Infomaniac Menu**looks up at the Specials Board*I missed RDJ on the menu? WTF?In that case, I'm changing my order. I'll have him smothered in maple syrup, butter with extra bacon.But I still need the gallons of coffee. It's still early here.
Early THERE?It's 5:40 am here, bitch!
I'll have whatever the Judy Garland impersonators are having.
Applause?
Scrambled eggs and some extra hormones, please!Sx
Aren't your eggs scrambled enough as it is?
...and past their sell-by date... Sx
Why not try our Dumpling Stuffed with the Ovary, Miss Scarlet?
I'm pleased to report that my dumplings are overwhelmed with stuffing.Sx
Then I’m assuming you indulged in the “Pink and Small Basket from Southing”?...click on dumpling link to see that it’s also on the menu.
...I finished it all off with a designated tourist. Tasty.Sx
Canadian tourists have a sweet, maple syrupy flavour.
Ever tried maple syrup on your poutine?Wonder how chinese would translate THAT one??HugsJonp.s. pass me the bacon$
Ben voyons donc!
Looking at that group kind of kills hunger pains. Couldn't you have had a pic of the Wiltshire Rugby Team in the showers instead?
How about a photo of some rugby players getting a leg over?
Looks like I'll need a Bloody...
Mmmm.. I'll take the rugby player all the way to the right with Syrup & whipped cream please. No coffee, I'll just take the bottle of wine he's holding!
I'm starving... Be a darling and have that rugby team to my room...
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*tosses Wally, CoreyJo and Princess to the nekkid rugby players*
Game On!! And its raining here so it should be interesting playing in the mud!! Thanks MJ
"oh dear, am i late?"
:: flings fur to maid ::Where's that vodka fountain?
COREYJO: Game On!! And its raining here so it should be interesting playing in the mud!! Thanks MJI see you're following my "get outside and get dirty" advice.NORMADESMOND: "oh dear, am i late?"We’ve moved on to dessert, Norma.MICHAEL GUY: :: flings fur to maid ::Where's that vodka fountain?In this heat I’m making vodka popsicles.
I'll have a length of black pudding please
NURSEMYRA: I'll have a length of black pudding pleaseI recall you once said, “I could eat an entire white pudding on my own!”
Please can I have a stack of pancakes, with butter, proper maple syrup and lots of bacon.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
Also, a couple of gallons of coffee would be great thanks.
Oh fuck!
ReplyDeleteFIRST!!!
I was first!!!
I'm surprised your order doesn't include Robert Downey Jr. over easy.
ReplyDeleteGo on ... I'll try the poutine. Can I have it in a big floury bap please?
ReplyDeleteI still laugh about that postcard you sent to Roy and Hayley addressed to "Hayley's Baps" instead of "Roy's Rolls."
ReplyDelete*peruses the Infomaniac Menu*
ReplyDelete*looks up at the Specials Board*
I missed RDJ on the menu? WTF?
In that case, I'm changing my order. I'll have him smothered in maple syrup, butter with extra bacon.
But I still need the gallons of coffee. It's still early here.
Early THERE?
ReplyDeleteIt's 5:40 am here, bitch!
I'll have whatever the Judy Garland impersonators are having.
ReplyDeleteApplause?
ReplyDeleteScrambled eggs and some extra hormones, please!
ReplyDeleteSx
Aren't your eggs scrambled enough as it is?
ReplyDelete...and past their sell-by date...
ReplyDeleteSx
Why not try our Dumpling Stuffed with the Ovary, Miss Scarlet?
ReplyDeleteI'm pleased to report that my dumplings are overwhelmed with stuffing.
ReplyDeleteSx
Then I’m assuming you indulged in the “Pink and Small Basket from Southing”?...click on dumpling link to see that it’s also on the menu.
ReplyDelete...I finished it all off with a designated tourist. Tasty.
ReplyDeleteSx
Canadian tourists have a sweet, maple syrupy flavour.
ReplyDeleteEver tried maple syrup on your poutine?
ReplyDeleteWonder how chinese would translate THAT one??
Hugs
Jon
p.s. pass me the bacon$
Ben voyons donc!
ReplyDeleteLooking at that group kind of kills hunger pains. Couldn't you have had a pic of the Wiltshire Rugby Team in the showers instead?
ReplyDeleteHow about a photo of some rugby players getting a leg over?
ReplyDeleteLooks like I'll need a Bloody...
ReplyDeleteMmmm.. I'll take the rugby player all the way to the right with Syrup & whipped cream please. No coffee, I'll just take the bottle of wine he's holding!
ReplyDeleteI'm starving... Be a darling and have that rugby team to my room...
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete*tosses Wally, CoreyJo and Princess to the nekkid rugby players*
ReplyDeleteGame On!! And its raining here so it should be interesting playing in the mud!! Thanks MJ
ReplyDelete"oh dear, am i late?"
ReplyDelete:: flings fur to maid ::
ReplyDeleteWhere's that vodka fountain?
COREYJO: Game On!! And its raining here so it should be interesting playing in the mud!! Thanks MJ
ReplyDeleteI see you're following my "get outside and get dirty" advice.
NORMADESMOND: "oh dear, am i late?"
We’ve moved on to dessert, Norma.
MICHAEL GUY: :: flings fur to maid ::
Where's that vodka fountain?
In this heat I’m making vodka popsicles.
I'll have a length of black pudding please
ReplyDeleteNURSEMYRA: I'll have a length of black pudding please
ReplyDeleteI recall you once said, “I could eat an entire white pudding on my own!”