Autumn

Get out and enjoy the autumn weather before winter sets in...

Crocs With Socks

Apparently, there is a trend of wearing Crocs with socks...

The socks are built-in to the Crocs. This particular pair costs $140...

The Mistress has no further comment. Do you?

Socks and Sandals

Didn't we warn you Bitches about this, years ago?

Justin Trudeau's Socks

Mr. Peenee asks, "Did you see the story in the New York Times about Justin Trudeau's socks? We are all 12 year old girls at heart when it comes to Canadia's king or whatever he is."

And so we present a sampling of Justin Trudeau's socks, just for you, Bitches.

Maple Leaf socks: a Canadian emblem...



Giving German Chancellor Angela Merkel an eyeful ...  of his NATO socks...



Mr. DeVice will appreciate Justin's Star War socks...



Being presented with a Toronto Maple Leafs hockey jersey while wearing Montreal Canadiens hockey socks...



Sock pride!...



And finally, Mr. Peenee's socks!...



... which were obviously knocked off when he saw Justin Trudeau's socks.

Full NYT story here.

Filthy Friday Meets St. Patrick's Day

The wearin' of the green...

Socks Appeal

Inspired by a photo of men wearing nothing but socks and smiles on Mistress Maddie's recent post, we here at Infomaniac are here to inform you that wearing socks in bed could improve your sex life.



A University of Groningen study found that 80% of people provided with socks to put on were able to orgasm during sex.

That’s compared to just 50% who could achieve orgasm without socks.

Further investigation shows that the people in question were women.

Let's take an informal poll and ask Infomaniac Bitches what you think. Could wearing socks in bed improve your sex life or has it improved your sex life?

Filthy Friday Meets Fashion Friday

We haven't had a Filthy Friday since July! So here you go...


[via]
It seems this is also Facial Hair Friday.

Wenis Wednesday – Diamond Jubilee Edition

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You KNOW how Mistress MJ feels about socks with sandals.

Saturday Night

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Another Saturday night swings into action here on Infomaniac.

Summer Fashion

Just because Mistress MJ is on hiatus doesn’t mean she isn’t keeping her eye on your fashion faux-pas.

She does NOT want to catch any of you dressed like this…



And she shouldn’t have to remind you about unfashionable footwear.

No socks with sandals and no Crocs.

Mistress MJ has spoken.

You may go forth and enjoy your summer now.

Sock Garters

Sock garters* for men...




Yay or nay?





*“sock suspenders” in the UK

Socks and Sandals

In Spring, our thoughts turn to sunnier skies and warmer weather.

Unless your name is Donn or Ponita and you live in Winnipeg. Donn, sensibly, has fecked off to Mexico.

Previously on Infomaniac, we advised you against wearing socks with sandals.



This time we’re issuing a warning.

Say No To Socks With Sandals

I’ve gone on about it here but now that it’s summer, it bears repeating.

JUST SAY NO TO SOCKS WITH SANDALS!

You may think you look like this…





But really you look like this…

Perv of the Day

Welcome to another edition of Perv of the Day.

Infomaniac will, from time to time, seek out the perviest perverts and parade them pantless in front of you, the judge and jury.



THE PERV: Nicodeme Petion, 41.

THE PLACE: Fort Pierce, Florida.

THE PERVERSION: Petion told police he was “just relaxing in the park” when they found him sitting in his car with his pants undone.

Police patrolling the community park say they saw Petion sitting in the driver’s seat of his car with his pants open and a sock over his genitals. According to a police report, Petion told officers his pants were open because he was hot.

Also, officers found a black and red book bag with 11 condoms, a pamphlet on STD awareness, Latina babes pornographic magazine, two white ankle socks and one black sock with possible seminal secretions.

THE PUNISHMENT: Petion was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition and cited for driving while his license was suspended. He was being held on a $50,000 bail.





Perhaps Mr. Petion should join Infomaniac’s group for cocks and socks.

Filthy Friday – Knock Your Socks Off

Infomaniac is of the opinion that if you’re going to get nekkid, you should take your socks off.

However, if you insist on going naked with socks, at least find a pair with no holes…





That’s right, take ‘em off…




That’s better!…





You've got nothing to smile about, buddy ...





Checking for sock lint...





Yeah, you look like you could use some sun. But with those socks on, you're going to get an uneven tan...






Hey! Feet OFF the counter!…





Thank you for using a towel on my chair...






Caution: The action heats up right about here ...


















Looks like the slip-guard on the soles of your socks didn't prevent you from falling off your chair...

Oh look! It’s a couple of Infomaniac’s finest male specimens!...

Beast and Inner Voices browsing the personal ads at SockStars…

Shoe? Or Sock?

Not since Crocs arrived on the scene has a shoe trend so upset me.


Luichiny Annabel sweater boot






Is it a shoe? Or is it a sock? Make up your mind, for fuck’s sake.





Stella McCartney 'Adhara' Legging Boot




From whence cometh this shoe/sock, boot/sock combo?





Anthropologie’s 'Clematis' shoe





And who is the bastard responsible?





Mark Jacobs ballet suede sock bootie (SOCKS ATTACHED TO FLATS!)… $315.00US/£162!



Shoes of Satan, be gone!!!

Put A Sock In It!

Montreal Canadiens hockey socks


Witesock, a 41-year old Canadian engineer, collects and wears used sports socks. So far, he’s managed to amass about 800 pair.

His wife, friends and colleagues haven’t a clue about his pastime. It’s his dirty little secret.

Examples from his collection can be found here, a page for those who appreciate authentic game socks, issued and worn by professional football and hockey teams. Other types of socks include baseball, basketball, soccer, rugby and lacrosse.

So if used athletic hosiery is your thing too, be sure to check him out.



Manchester City FC socks

Sandals and Socks

I experienced a dozen socks and sandals sightings on my way to the beach today. Where are the fashion police when you need them?

Summer is in full swing and the men of this country are committing a serious fashion crime.





No socks with sandals! I repeat. No socks with sandals!

Please check your footwear before you leave home today lest you commit this fashion faux pas.




And no, I don’t care if your name is David Beckham. Lose the socks!