Anyone else out there have smoke detectors in their house?
My house, which was built in 2006, came with six smoke detectors. They are hardwired with battery backup. They've been acting up lately with a "chirp! chirp!" Yes, I know what that means. They're going bad.
The last time I had a problem with one was about ten years ago. It was the one in my bedroom, which is right around the corner from my kitchen. That damn "chirp! chirp!" sound would wake me up intermittently at night. At first I didn't know what it was. When I mentioned it to Bill, he said it needed a new battery. He put in a new battery. Then six months later, again that damn "chirp! chirp!" would wake me up. We replaced the battery again.
Another several months go by and again....."chirp! chirp!" What the hell? Why was it only the smoke detector in my bedroom? Bill did some more checking and discovered that the hard wired part wasn't connecting with the smoke detector in my bedroom. Bill, who was an electrician by trade, fixed it. Viola! No more "chirp! chirp!" to disturb my beauty sleep at night.
Months go by. Years go by. Peace. No "chirp! chirp!" That all ended last week.
At first I thought I was imagining things Maybe it was the birds outside. But at night in the dark? Hardly. That "chirp! chirp!" was relentless. No amount of denial or rationalization on my part could stop the inevitably of that annoying sound.
I did my research (AI) and found out that most smoke detectors only have a lifespan of ten years! Mine are twenty years old. What to do?
My research also advised to replace them all. More expense. Oh how I miss having a live in electrician. All those years Bill and I were together, I got free electrical service. No more.
In the meantime that "chirp! chirp!" continued. I had to stop it. My tranquility was being serious disturbed. So I get out my ladder and climb the heights of my ten foot ceilings to figure out how to stop that infernal noise.
I'm not good on ladders. That's all I need to do is fall. But I had to stop that sound.
I figured it out. Yes I did. Me, the non-electrician. The non mechanically inclined (I'm a natural cook and gardener) figured out how to disable that damn smoke detector.
Once I had disabled it I decided not to call an electrician because the rest of my smoke detectors were still working. I would probably be gone before another one went bad. Save some money which I am continually trying to do these days on my reduced household income and in this age of Trump inflation.
So yesterday, while I was amusing myself at my computer scrolling through Threads looking at the cat videos what do I hear? "CHIRP! CHIRP!"
Yes Virginia, another smoke detector was preparing to go to the Promised Land.
I called my local electrician yesterday. He's going to e-mail me a quote for replacing all six of my smoke detectors.














