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Showing posts with label Quando Quando Quando. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quando Quando Quando. Show all posts

Monday, 10 July 2023

Dimmi quando!

BERJAYA
Bah! Monday again.

A lazy weekend has flown by and here we are again, scrubbing up for another joyous week in the office.

Often at the start of the week, my Tacky Music Monday feature revolves around an OTT song-and-dance number to raise the spirits...

...and sometimes, the number in question genuinely does deserve the epithet "tacky".

Like this!

If that didn't wake you up (even if only to run for the "stop" button), then nothing will!

Have a good week, dear reader...

Monday, 23 November 2015

Every moment's a day; every day seems a lifetime

BERJAYA

It was a really busy weekend (a verrrry late drunken Saturday following our friend Alex-the-Journo-slut's birthday bash, and a hungover visit yesterday to the V&A for an LGBT-themed examination of the museum's collections - more of that in due course, no doubt), so it feels especially stressful having to get up and out to the office (particularly in this freezing weather).

It's been ages since I have played this "house favourite" here at Dolores Delargo Towers, but, on this Tacky Music Monday only the Kessler Twins can possibly lift this miserable mood...

It's Quando, Quando, Quando time again!


I'd be doing the dance moves round the living room if I wasn't in danger of spilling my coffee or dropping my fag.

Monday, 27 December 2010

Let me show you the way to a joy beyond compare

It may be a bank holiday, official Boxing Day, or whatever - but in my world it is forever Tacky Music Monday!

To cheer everyone up in this mad world of sales and sub-zero temperatures, here's another house favourite here at Dolores Delargo Towers, the eternally vivacious Kessler Sisters!


Quando Quando Quando
Tell me when will you be mine
Tell me quando quando quando
We can share a love divine
Please don't make me wait again

When will you say yes to me
Tell me quando quando quando
You mean happiness to me
Oh my lover tell me when

Every moment's a day
Every day seems a lifetime
Let me show you the way
To a joy beyond compare

I can't wait a moment more
Tell me quando quando quando
Say its me that you adore
And then darling tell me when

Every moment's a day
Every day seems a lifetime
Let me show you the way
To a joy beyond compare

I can't wait a moment more
Tell me quando quando quando
Say its me that you adore
And then darling tell me when

Friday, 8 January 2010

An enigma wrapped in a Chanel inside a mink

BERJAYA

"Royce Reed and Marilyn Hoggatt are emissaries from a more refined time, women who do not end their sentences with prepositions, nor with the declarative question mark that is the California style. They are ladies who appreciate the snug fit of custom-made gloves, who know the difference between a cocktail ring and a solitaire -- and wince whenever their club sandwiches arrive with crusts untrimmed."

These two fabulous, faded elegant ladies live (or lived - I have no idea whether either or both are still with us) in a slum Los Angeles single room occupancy hotel drinking Chardonnay and dressing up.

Theirs is a bittersweet tale - Miss Reed rails loudly against the modern world, lapsing into fantasy and dreaming of her former life: "I'm used to New York, I'm used to elegant places, elegant food. We had the Beverly Wilshire Hotel, the Luau Room owned by Steve Crane, Scandia. LaRue? We lived in those places day and night. Now we have nothing."

Miss Hoggatt quietly appears to accept her fate, having sampled the high life in a far less salubrious manner as a former teacher, housekeeper to the stars, budding author and social butterfly. Her treasures include 75 scrapbooks of photos, letters and assorted memorabilia and stuffed toys.

When the two ladies first met they had both fallen on harder times than they were used to, and after a failed attempt to leave LA and tour the West Coast (like an elderly Thelma and Louise) they ended up in the rooms at the wrong end of town with nothing much except their memories, and each other.

BERJAYA

It is quite remarkable to discover marvellously eccentric ladies like this, and even better the fact that someone captured them on film for the delectation of the rest of the world... Thank the heavens! - all together now, "You know NOTHING!".




Read this marvellous article about Marilyn and Royce from 1999

Sunday, 7 June 2009

How life should be

BERJAYA

This is how Madam Arcati and I prefer to spend our Sundays...