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Showing posts with label Kenneth Williams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kenneth Williams. Show all posts

Saturday, 15 March 2025

Beware...

BERJAYA

...The Idas of March!

[L-r: Ida Barr, Ida Lupino, Ida Clough]


"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!"

Ides of March on Wikipedia

[In case you have a feeling of deja vu, dear reader, this has become a bit of a tradition - see here and here. Too good not to repeat, methinks...]

Friday, 15 March 2024

Too. Much. Lycra!

BERJAYA
Yeah, Baby, Yeah!

TFFT. Another frustrating and stressful working week staggers slowly to its conclusion - and we need to get the celebrations off to a flying start!

Well, maybe not quite as frenetically as this...

Thank Disco It's Friday!

Have a great one, dear reader!


PS

Beware the Ides of March...

Thursday, 17 March 2022

Tuesday, 26 October 2010

Born Brilliant

BERJAYA

We trolled along on a sunny Sunday afternoon last weekend to the wonderful "Gay's The Word" bookshop in arty Bloomsbury for a special reading - the launch of Christopher Stevens' definitive masterwork on the life of Kenneth Williams, Born Brilliant.

A wonderful, knowledgeable and witty reader, Mr Stevens gave us practically chapter-and-verse the story of Kenny's childhood, his acting and dressing-up games and his burgeoning desire to better himself - and that was just for starters! For the next couple of hours, he presented anecdote after anecdote, observation after theory, about this wonderful man (including his conclusion that Kenny's death was not suicide, but an unfortunate reaction between barbiturates and Zantac).

As one of his surviving family friends (who Mr Stevens managed to get to speak publicly for the first time) put it, Kenneth Williams was essentially "afraid of maturity". The well-documented private person behind the hysterically camp public image was in effect a forever stunted pseudo-adolescent, wilfully avoiding grown-up matters such as sex, relationships and responsibility, preferring obsessive cleanliness, solitude and the ultimate expression of "selfishness" - his diary.

Kenny was apparently embarrassed by the fact that he embarked upon his acting career with no formal drama school training behind him. He felt somehow unworthy of the parts he got, yet deserving of better - this was just one of the many contradictions in his life. Despite being wildly popular with the critics and the public alike, a few of the West End productions in which he starred were not a commercial success. This bothered him immensely. He disliked being the pivot upon which any production hinged. He much preferred being a player, part of a company where some other "deserving" star - be it Ingrid Bergman or Maggie Smith, or even Hancock - was the one upon whose head the responsibility for its success or failure rested.

Loathing - whether of self, or (much to many people's surprise and upset once the fuller version of his diaries was published after his death) of fellow actors, colleagues and friends - seems to be the watchword for Kenny's life. He resented his father's bombastic manner, and the mental and physical decline that led the Williams family out of slum poverty into middle-class Bloomsbury and back again into bankruptcy. He loathed the direction that his career had taken him (in particular the eternally popular Carry On films). He loathed the arrogance of Hancock, the sordid commonness of Sid James, the sleaze of Joe Orton, and the downright rudeness of Orson Welles (who, remarkably, offered him the opportunity to launch a career in America, which Kenny turned down). He could be cruel and waspish at the drop of a hat, and cared little who he upset in the process.

However, as Mr Stevens has also found, the mercurial nature of Kenneth Williams meant his life was not all doom-and-gloom. When he did cultivate friendships, they lasted more or less for the rest of his life. He proposed to several female friends, including Sheila Hancock and Joan Sims. He was loved for, and thoroughly enjoyed, being a "national treasure" - queen of the chat shows. He certainly revelled in the sexlessness of his Music Hall style of camp - innuendo without the "messy bits".

And we adored him for it! That is I assume why Mr Stevens embarked on this project. To conduct such careful research into the life of a man about whom millions of words have already been written (many by his own hand, indeed), reading every single one of the great man's diaries (incidentally written longhand in at least twelve different styles of handwriting, depending on Kenneth's mood!), to interview childhood friends previously unknown, to produce a comprehensive biography of this magnitude - it is a labour of love. I have just opened this impressive tome, and look forward to reading it from cover to cover...

Here's the ebullient Mr Williams, the ultimate chat show guest:


...and here, his classic "Franglais" piss-take:


Buy your copy of Born Brilliant from Foyles

or visit

Gay's the Word bookshop

Thursday, 24 June 2010

What a carry on!

BERJAYA

John-John and I went along to see the unveiling of a plaque by Islington Council to one of its greatest sons Kenneth Williams today. His childhood home has obviously long gone, and is replaced by some anonymous sheltered housing in a tragically badly planned council estate off the Caledonian Road (all pit bulls and even fiercer women) - but they had dragged some "old ducks" from the neighbourhood out into the sunshine (none of whom had actually been neighbours of Kenny) so that was OK...

Anyhow, cynicism apart, the greatest joy was the fact that a genuine and long-term friend of Ken's, the lovely and eternally classy Sheila Hancock had been invited along to do the unveiling. I have always loved the passion and glee that Miss Hancock puts into her anecdotes (as well as her performances) - she was always my favourite "Grumpy Old Woman" - and she didn't disappoint!

Telling tales of her younger days with Ken (Sheila lived just down the road in a pub near Kings Cross), she quite rightly pointed out that many people made the mistake of thinking he was lonely and sad, when she remembered the funny, witty man who just happened to prefer his own company. It was indeed true, however, that he loathed his fame as one of the Carry On stars, preferring to be seen as an artist and classically trained actor.

"He would have been chuffed to bits to know he was being recognised by this plaque", she said, "It would have meant he had made it!"

They appeared together in the revue One Over the Eight in the early 1960s, and worked hard at their theatre careers even to the point of apparently missing the "Swinging Sixties" altogether ("only hairdressers seemed to experience it", apparently). On one occasion Ken was riding pillion on Sheila's moped going round Piccadilly Circus and he screamed at a group of "trendies" - "where's the bloody orgies?!"

Renowned for his insulting attitude towards women (he apparently even made the political harridan Barbara Castle cry), Sheila remained steadfast against his tirades, appeared aginst him on Just A Minute and obviously loved the man dearly right to the end (he apparently even proposed marriage at one stage even though she was already happily wed)...

This was a fabulous little event, and I am really pleased to have been there to see it!

Wednesday, 22 April 2009

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

BERJAYA

We trooped off to see the Kenneth Williams extravaganza Stop Messing About last night, and it was hilarious!

Taken from the scripts of his little-known 70s radio show of the same name (the first that Kenneth starred in, as opposed to being one of the players in other people's shows, like Tony Hancock and Kenneth Horne), it was everything we could have expected. Lame jokes, groansome puns, absurd sketches, wonderful characters such as "Sir Inigo Parchmutter, a ninety year old judge", "The Kingston, Surbiton, Wimbledon and District Line Trio" and "Florence McWiddlemore", and typical BBC primness belying a smutty, knowing undercurrent of double entendre.

Among the mayhem, the cast performed their film adaptation "The Dirty Half Dozen" (or "The Smutty Six"), their very own Spaghetti Western (in which much was made of the villain's six-shooter with the mother-of-pearl chasing round the butt... oo-er) and the "Lesser-known Sports Reports" featured the London to Brighton Ballroom Dancing Rally, with a thrilling cross-country Pasadoble and a Minuet up the M25...

It was all superbly acted, of course! Robin Sebastian as Kenneth captured all his mannerisms and pompousness to a "T". Nigel Harrison as Hugh Paddick veered hilariously between Cockney ruffian and Queen of the May, Emma Atkins as Joan Sims was almost exactly like the lady herself at times, and the BBC announcer Douglas Smith was carried off by Charles Armstrong with just the right level of smarm.

Once again we noticed that many in the audience were confused by exactly what they had come to see. Some even left at the interval, complaining that they thought it was going to be a biography of Kenny himself. Where do people get their tickets from? Free with a box of cornflakes? Perhaps they should try and find out about a show before booking?

Anyhow, we all thoroughly enjoyed ourselves - and if you like a tittersome show rather than belly-laughs, hanker for the nostalgia of old radio comedy and are a fan of Round The Horne or even The News Huddlines, then I highly recommend this one!

Stop Messing About website