Wandering Around Talking To Rainbows

I've been resisting doing this for a while now, mainly due to having passed the tipping between 'not enough fic to bother with a masterlist' and 'enough fics to make it too time consuming to collate a masterlist' ages ago. But apparently Remix shall be returning fairly soon, so I reckon some advanced procrastination may be called for.

Standard Disclaimer: It should be obvious but it bears repeating. All characters contained in the stories listed below are fictional and all recognisable characters belong to their respective creators. In writing these stories I do not seek nor make profit, though I do get (and share) a lot of enjoyment from it. I, as the saying goes, own nothing but the plot.

Relatedly if you wish to remix, podfic or translate (or make any other kind of transformative work from) any of my works then feel free to, just send me a link so I can enjoy it too.

All stories rated Teen/12/PG-13 unless otherwise stated.

Stargate

Early Stargate fic was written over a decade ago, makes me cringe a bit now at my 17 year old self, decided proliferation of songfic there. Most of it was reposted in this lj's earliest days and can be found under my stargate tag.

No, You're Not are you? First fic I ever wrote, at 11,821 words its the longest thing I ever wrote, still not finished and clearly never going to be (I started writing it nearly 7 years ago). - Sam and Jack friendship and pre-ship
Rocket Men - Jack and Teal'c friendship (in a glider - Missing scene from Tangent)
Word Count: 2977
Sunshine (Entity tag. Teal'c POV, Team fic, with some underlying Sam/Jack) - Sam's out of that damn computer...but how are her 'family' dealing with nearly loosing her again?
Word Count: 1818
Sweet - Episode Addition for 100 Days/Shades of Grey, very Sam/Jack
Word Count: 4047
Amnesia (little canon connection at all here, implied Sam/Jack) - Soldiers stranded on a desert island with memory loss
Word Count: 833
Your House (Set early season 5, Sam/Jack, with hint of Sara/Jack) - Sam's invisible; but why does no one seem to care?
With bonus alternate ending
Word Count: 3529
Bubbles (Team fic, multi-chapter fic that stalled out before it got started) - The Consequences of Friendship
Word Count: 1149
Best Things (Sam/Jack friendship, 48 Hours tag) - The best things in life
Word Count: 613
Version 2.0 (Sam/Jack future fic, written pre Season 8 so technically AU from some point in Season 7) - Jack's got Amnesia...and he's in an Alternate Reality...or is he?
Word Count: 2239
Wonder (Sam/Jack future fic) - And tonight's entertainment shall be...
Word Count: 3372

Later Stargate fic, written after a four year break from writing in that fandom

Rules of Engagement (A Pity Beyond All Telling Mix) (R rated gen - read the warnings, team fic for remixredux09) - The only thing sadder than a battle lost
Word Count: 2445
Not What It Looks Like (PG, Sam/Janet, for sam_janet_ficathon) - Five times that Teal'c had terrible timing
Word Count: 1890
All Things Go (PG, Cassie and the apocalypse) - Afterwards, Cassie drove to Chicago, in a van, on her own.
Word Count: 893
Elementary Map Reading (PG, Sam & Teal'c) - Why was it, Sam wondered, that she could navigate with ease, in the dark, upside down, under fire and in space – sometimes all at once – but put her on a long straight road on holiday and within an hour she’d be completely lost and nauseas?
Word Count: 588
Suddenly, Pirates! (PG, Sam, Janet & Cassie for fandom stocking) - And then Suddenly, Pirates!
Word Count: 447
Unasked (PG, Sam/Janet, for sam_janet_ficathon) - A stolen moment in another universe between two people who know exactly what the other is going through.
Word Count: 369
The Ophidiophobia Job (Leverage/Stargate SG-1 crossover: Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer, Sam Carter, Teal'c, Jack O'Neill) - Team Leverage discover that their mark has access to lots of highly classified alien technology. Eliot calls in some help from a 'buddy in the business' and it turns out he worked for the Stargate programme. Conspiracies are discovered, bombs are defused, aliens are fought, and part of the team get stranded offworld.
Word Court: 9379

Drabbles written for sj100 as the community name suggests, all Sam/Jack to a greater or lesser extent.
PBJ (post Paradise Lost)
Asgard (vaguely AU, Season 4)
Password (Sam, Jack & Cassie, post Heroes)

gateverse1000 ficlets
Moments (Sam/Jack)
Watch The World Burn (Repli!Carter/Teal'c)

Other Assorted Stargate Ficlets
Day End (icon drabble)
With Her Boots On (Sam-centric, written for the Samantha Carter Drabbleathon that rolleson runs)
Wires for gen_drabble for the prompt 'ICU'.
Planet in a Box for the prompt 'Schrodinger's Cat' at gen_drabble)
Defying Gravity for gen_drabble for the prompt 'Gravity'.
Culinary Delights for gen_drabble for the prompt 'Feathers'.
(All the gen_drabble stories have been archived on AO3 here.


Harry Potter

Close (Remus/Sirius, during POA) - So close, yet so far away
Word Count: 2241
Of Rebellion and Stupid Diets (Hermione, Mr & Mrs Granger, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black - vague attempts at humour - written for mmaxwell who suffered briefly under a certain Sunday Times article) - A strange and malevolent force had taken over Hermione's mother and she was going to need some help...
Word Count: 1363
Worse Than Death: An Eye for an Eye (Hagrid, Voldemort, not HBP or DH compliant) - There are worse things than death - a tale of revenge
Word Count: 988
Denial (R - Remus/Tonks/Sirius) - There’s denial...and then there’s this…
Word Count: 2000
An Insidious Sense of Peace (Remus/Sirius) - Sleep and the beating of hearts...oh and stars.
Word Count: 424
Waiting (Remus/Sirius, not HBP or DH compliant) - Remus waits. It's all he really knows.
Word Count: 5538
Bones (Remus/Sirius, during OotP) - The things that remain when all else is gone.
Word Count: 373
Binary Doesn't Really Cut It (Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, written for lgbtfest - Half the people Remus knows think he's straight, and the other half remember when he came out as gay. He's not sure whether explaining that he's apparently bisexual is even worth the trouble.
Word Count: 1256
Leather (R - Ron/Hermione, written for Vagina Fest - bringing the girl love back to fandom)
Word Count: 1105
Afterwards (PG - Draco/Pansy/Blaise post-war friendship written for gen_ficathon) - Victory and defeat have different meanings for different people. Draco, Blaise and Pansy find their own definitions.
Word Count: 1261
Here Be Dragons (PG - Hermione/Charle with Dragons pinch hit for dearsanta - There’s a dragon attacking the castle. Maybe if Hermione says it enough it’ll sink in properly.
Word Count: 2633
Terribly Strange (PG - Remus/Sirus at Christmas) - Preserve your memories, they're all that's left to you.
Word Count: 250

hp100 drabbles
Elysian (Remus/Sirius - prompt 'The Day After')
Guiding Star (Remus/Sirius - prompt: 'Star')
Element (Maurauders - prompt 'Element')
Choices (Hermione - prompt 'After')
Of Yetis and Nargles/Polaroids from the Edge (Harry and Luna friendship - prompt 'Mail')

Doctor Who

Take My Hand (Nine, Rose, Jack friendship - Jack POV) - Love and loneliness
Word Count: 2152
Nightmares (Jackie, Nine, Rose - Jackie POV) - If your little girl ran off with an alien you'd have nightmares too
Word Count: 1421
Taking Her for a Spin (Ace/Shou Yuing, Ancelyn Bambera - Post Battlefield - Beside the Lake, Beneath the Trees
Word Count: 342
Honesty (Sarah Jane, Harry Sullivan, Josh Townsend - SJA audios continuity for sarahjane_fic ficathon) - Sometimes honesty is the only thing left to give.
Word Count: 940
Unspeakable Lists (Jack, Tenth Doctor - during Utopia) - He's got a little list.
Word Count: 604
Comprehensible Fear (The TARDIS, Jack, Ten - during Utopia) - She never understood why he was so scared, now she does.
Word Count: 581
On the Road (R - Martha Jones/Zoe Heriot - for dw_femslash ficathon) - Professor Docherty isn't the only person Martha owes flowers to.
Word Count: 5904
Down the Darkest of Roads (R - Martha Jones, during the year that never was) - The stories that she won't tell.
Word Count: 2274
A Life Fantastique (Joan Redfern, Tim Latimer - for tindogs_fic) - In their own ways, both together and apart, Joan Redfern and Tim Latimer find fantastic lives.
Word Count: 2827
All My Love to Long Ago (Fifth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - CIN special story)
Three Words (Tish Jones/Grace Holloway - post YTNW) - The Master does not forgive or forget easily; a certain San Franciscan will pay the price for her friendship with the Doctor.
Word Count: 2537
Not Only The Rivers Dream (Ace/Kara - post Survival) - She carries part of that world with her where-ever she travels, the one who made her part of that world, held safe in her dreams.
Word Count: 503
Grace and Glory (Grace Holloway/Chang Lee - sort of prequel to Three Words)
- The Master does not forgive or forget, San Francisco pays the price. (Or: In which the Master flattens San Fransisco, Grace and Chang Lee run away and find each other.)
Word count: 1149
Deus Ex Librorum (The Circle Has Six Sides) (Marth, Tenth Doctor, the TARDIS - TARDIS POV for remixredux08) - The Library contains all possible knowledge. The TARDIS contains all possible time and space. Never the twain should meet.
Word Count: 2654 (Or at AO3 here
Destory Everything You Touch (Nine/Ace) - It was Ace who blew up the factories at Villengard
Word Count: 1183
Of Pioneers and Puddocks (Zoe/Everybody, Zoe, Jamie, Second Doctor - for lgbtfest) - Scientific and systematic exploration of sexuality
Word Count: 1880
Burning Like Fire (A Shadow on your Wall) (Zoe Heriot/Isobel Watkins - during and after The Invasion) - That which remains
Word Count: 974
If Love is a Red Bus (Sam Jones/Iris Wildthyme - AU at the end of Scarlett Empress) -
It’s draftier than she’s used to and the hot water is, if anything, less reliable than in the Doctor’s ship.
Word Count: 566
Go Places (Rose/Iris Wildthyme - for toobroadtoodeep ignoring the end of series 4) - Her heart will always go one step too far, its not only the Doctor who needs someone to tell him to stop.
Word Count: 1201
Head Over Heels (Clyde Langer/Dodo Chaplet - crossover with SJA) - Holding hands, skipping stones and fighting aliens, who says romance is dead?
Word Count: 1714
Third Time's A Charm (Jackie Tyler/Pete Tyler, Rose, Mickey, Jake - for tindogs_fic) - This is not the story of how they met. How Pete and Jackie Tyler found each other, three times over.
Word Count: 2333
Blue Painted Pandora's Box (Dodo, Nine, Ten) - She ran from him in all kinds of ways, maybe it’s his turn this time.
Word Count: 2417
The Importance of Good Tailoring (Fey Truscott-Sade/Izzy Sinclair, - from DWMComics for dw_femslash ficathon) - Saving the World in Style
Word Count: 976 (Also on AO3 here.)
The Grandfather Paradox (Eleventh Doctor, Susan Foreman, Bob - Casting Spoilers basically) - A new face brings new issues, but not as many as you’d think.
Word Count: 522
Silence (Izzy Sinclair/Iris Wildthyme - post Time War) - She lets her in, makes her tea, and finds some gin to lace it with, without a word.
Word Count: 648
Beauties Pass Before Thee (Peri, Erimem, Fifth Doctor - for the princesserimem [LiveJournal] ficathon) - They promised her snow, and Chicago has plenty to spare.
Word Count: 1098
Things Best Forgotten (Anji, Fitz, Eighth Doctor - for tardis_gen [LiveJournal]) - Even things that never were leave their scar.
Word Count: 1126
(on AO3
Indefinite Futures (Anji, Adeola, Yvonne, Martha for the henriettastreet [LiveJournal] ficathon) - A mutually convenient arrangement.
Word Count: 1242
Dispatches From Abroad (The Past is Another Country Mix) (The Doctor, Susan Foreman, Jamie, Donna) - for who_remix [LiveJournal] - He leaves her letters in the libraries, carves her messages into the cliffs. He goes forward in all their beliefs.
Word Count: 1535
This is Tomorrow (Christina, Donna, Martha and Jack) - Christina's got a flying bus and Torchwood may be trying to stead her PA; if she doesn't get off this planet soon she might just have to rule it.
Word Count: 3043
Ice-cream Castles (Peri/Erimem, for the dw_femslash [LiveJournal] ficathon) - This travel lark is quite fun when no-one's actively trying to kill them.
Word Count: 822
Storms & Swordfights (Rosita/Mercy, Jackson, for who_like_giants [LiveJournal] ficathon) - What's the point in being adventurers without a decent nemesis to battle?
Word Count: 1788
Once More with Space Pirates (Sam/Mel, for the henriettastreet [LiveJournal] ficathon.) - Carrot juice and computer hacking.
Word Count: 803
Serpentine (Izzy/Destrii, for dw_femslash [LiveJournal]) - They say to truly understand someone else, you need to walk a mile in their shoes.
Word Count: 1121
An Absence of Trees (Amy/Rose, for femslash10 - The first thing Rose notices about the planet is that there are no trees. The first thing Amy notices about the planet is that it looks suspiciously like Shetland.
Word Count: 1634
Tonight (No Such Thing as No One Important) (Abigail & Kastavan) - Abigail travelled space and time, fell in love and saved four thousand and four people; there are worse ways to spend a week.
Word Count: 529
Young And Wild And Free (Amy, Rory, Eleven) - Now our dreams are coming true, through the good times and the bad.
Word Count: 372
Not a Proper Roadtrip (Without a Mix-Tape) (Peri/Erimem) - They may be going against their will, the world may be about to end, but its Erimem's first proper road trip so Peri's going to make her a mix tape.
Word Count: 244
Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before (Jenny/Madame Vastra, for kink_bingo) - You know the one about the lizard with the eight-foot tongue? No?
Word Count: 2764
Blood. Ice. Ash. (Rosita/Mercy, for kink_bingo) - It would be a fight, every step of the way, but that would only make it more satisfying in the end. They both know it.
Word Count: 1081
Safe From Harm (Martha/Charley, written for dw_femslash [LiveJournal]) - There are wounds from the Time War and Charley is stuck in one. Just because they can’t rescue her doesn’t mean they can’t help.
Word Count: 1910
Autumn Leaves (Peri/Erimem, pinch hit for dw_femslash [LiveJournal]) - Important cultural experiences are afoot, London swinging is just one of them.
Word Count: 923
Rolling On, Moving On (River, Amy, Rory 11, gen for an unfinished meme) - It's the little things your parents taught you that come in handy when you least expect it.
Word Count: 436
The City is Exploding (Ace/Hex, for fandom_stocking) - Oh the city is exploding and the people here are mad
Word Count: 352
All You Need is Time (Ace/Charley for dw_femslash [LiveJournal]) - No one you can save that can't be saved.
Word Count: 2184
Second Star to the Right (Twelve/Missy/Jack written for holly_poly - M rated read the warnings) - Missy does like to give The Doctor memorable birthday presents. Jack rather enjoys being shared.
Word Count: 1531

Short standalones written for new_who_wotdfic [LiveJournal]
Fetid (Rose, Ninth Doctor, Leela) - Of smells and memory...
Word Count: 927
Abstinence (Nine, Rose, Susan) - Finding Photographs and remembering who you are
Word Count: 917
Cant (Nine/Rose, Jack - TARDIS POV) - The TARDIS remembers everything, words spoken in hate and in love.
Word Count: 860
Palpable (Nine, Rose, Jack - Jack POV) - There's something in the air
Word Count: 747
Unforgotten (Nine, Rose, OFC - post Dalek) - Remembering the fallen of another war to end all wars.
Word Count: 1050

(These have now all been archived at AO3 here.)

Acts of Madness series
Partly written for the 50lyricsfanfic [LiveJournal] challenge and partly for prompts from new_who_wotdfic [LiveJournal]
Onus (Susan Foreman, Jack Harkness, AU) - Blame. Responsibility. They’re funny things. No matter how alone or forgotten you think you are, they never completely forsake you.
33:An Angel for Jack (Susan, Jack - Jack's POV on the events of Onus) - They think she looks like an angel lying there. He knows she is.
Word Count:1269
50:Routine (Jack, Susan, OFCs, Rose) - Five women Jack loved
Word Count: 2183
9:Walk Away (Jack, Susan) - Knowing (and learning) the right time to walk and the right time to run.
Word Count: 548
23:From Here On Blind (Susan, Jack - short) - Blind leading the blind.
19:Right Here (Susan, Jack, peripheral David Campbell) - The things she's left behind, and those she can't.
Word Count: 837
16:Price of the Privilege (Jack, Susan, Eighth Doctor, Ace - Jack during the Time War) - Everything has its price...
Word Count:
13:Breathe and 7:Dangerous Games (verging on R - Jack and Susan, OFC - character death) - Regeneration Bites.
Word Count: 1437, 596
Avenging Angel (verging on R - Jack, Susan) - He always knew what she'd become and that he'd be right by her side.
Word Count: 515
Dapple (Nine, Rose, Susan) - Moments out of time.
1:Masks (Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, 9th Doctor, Susan Foreman) - The things he hides from himself and from others, and the things he cannot hide from either.
Word Count: 634
Lexicon (Nine, Jack) - Hope can be cruel.
Carpace (Jack) - Getting under his defenses.
25:Selective Memory (Jack Harkness, TARDIS) - She's been inside his head...and this is what she found
Word Count: 510

Assorted Oddments and Drabbles

Ancelyn Bambera and One/Cameca (Drabble tag at who_otp [LiveJournal]
Rose/Alt-Jack and Rose/TARDIS for a drabble tag over at rose_lives [LiveJournal] I think.
Many Martha Drabbles for the lifeonmartha [LiveJournal] 1000 drabbles of awesome challenge
Various Shorts written for whoniverse1000 [LiveJournal]
Arbitrary (Ninth Doctor, 129 words) for fic_rush [LiveJournal]
Worlds Enough and Time (The TARDIS, 129 words) for fic_rush [LiveJournal]
(Not So) Dead Languages (Amy/Zoe, 378 words) for the International Femmeslash Day drabble tag at dw_femslash [LiveJournal]
Dreaming Stones (Amy, 100 words) for gen_drabble [LiveJournal].
Don't Panic (Rory, Amy, Eleven, 100 words) for gen_drabble [LiveJournal].
Swamped (Amy, Eleven, 100 words) for gen_drabble [LiveJournal] and the prompt 'B-Movie'.
One Vital Flaw (Donna, Ten, 100 words) for the prompt 'A Cunning Plan' at gen_drabble [LiveJournal].

Cross-overs
Doctor Who/Sandman a 50lyricsfanfic [LiveJournal] challenge. Nine, Rose, Jack and the Endless during Season One of New Who

19:Endless Paths (Ninth Doctor, Rose, Jack, the Endless) - An ending perhaps, or a beginning if you prefer
Word Count:322
37:Rose Petals (Jack, Despair of the Endless) - Things that make young Jack happy.
Word Count: 764
12:Mash (Rose, Despair, mentions of Jimmy Stone) - Sometimes its just a matter of admitting you were wrong. Doesn't make it any easier to do.
Word Count: 680
45:Chance (Rose, Mickey, Ninth Doctor, Despair) - An opportunity so nearly lost.
Word Count: 876
47:A Promise to Destiny, 4:What Blind Eyes See, 15:Destiny Calling (Rose and Destiny of the Endless, cameo by Dream) - Destiny watches a young girl as she comes into her own.
Word Count: 960, 611, 586

Shadows in the Library (Dr Who/Discworld: River, The Librarian, Vashta Nerada) - The Vashta Nerada fear very few creatures; the Librarian is one of them.
Word Count: 1545


Torchwood

Gods and Monsters (Jack, during End of Days) - See you in hell, he said; and got a glimpse of heaven instead.
Insuperable (Gwen, Owen, Ianto, Weevil - early series 1, Humour?) - Owen. Weevil. Weevil. Owen
Flotsam (Team fic, Martha POV) - Damage or Harm
Word Count: 513
Across the Universe (Tosh/Donna - for femslash08 [LiveJournal] - post Exit Wounds/Journey's End respectively) - There's a whole other world in there, reaching out for her.
Word Count: 1608
Burning Addiction (John Hart/Susan Foreman)
Lullaby for the Lost (Toshiko Sato/Rhys Williams)
Ianto Jones/Coffee



Merlin

If the World Ends (Gwen/Morgana & a side order of Gwen/Morgana/Arthur friendship, for femslash09 [LiveJournal]) - A cage is a cage, whether the bars are gilded or wrought iron.
Word Count: 2051
No More Shall Be Lost (Lancelot POV, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen, for the Justice prompt at fanfictarot [LiveJournal]) - Lancelot returns to Camelot to find all is not well.
Word Count: 902
The Circle Has Four Sides (Merlin, Gwen friendship, for the prompt 'Wheel of Fortune' at fanfictarot [LiveJournal]) - Medieval medicine and memories
Word count: 699
The Charlatan (Gaius, Nimueh, Uther, Igraine, for the prompt 'Fool' at fanfictarot [LiveJournal]) - After Arthur's birth, fortune makes fools of them all.
Word count: 1330
Untitled Hug Ficlet (Gaius, Merlin, for the hug meme at camelot_fleet) - really it had been a rubbish day all round.
Word Count: 442
Strength of Ten (Lancelot, for the prompt 'Strength' at fanfictarot [LiveJournal]) - His strength is the strength of ten, for his heart is pure.
Word Count: 464
Promises (Arthur/Gwen/Lancelot for 3_ships) - Safety means different things to different people. Some stories start long before anyone realises they have begun.
Word Count: 2226
Candlelight (Morgana/Gwen, waxplay from a prompt at camelot_fleet) - Sometimes Morgana thinks she loves Gwen best by candlelight.
Word Count: 1501
How Merlin and Lancelot Stole Christmas (Merlin & Lancelot on a quest gen, for camelotsolstice [LiveJournal]) - Tis a noble quest, not bodysnatching in the slightest.
Word Count: 2003
An Samhradh Grian (Gwen and Morgana in the sunshine, gaelic fic) - Tha i blàth agus grianach madainn ann an Camelot. Tha Morgana cuilbheart. (It's a warm and sunny day in Camelot. Morgana plots.)
Word Count: 103
Four Times Gwen and Morgana Saved the World (and Once they didn't Need to) (Gwen/Morgana, for the Five Things Challenge at gwenmorganabbc [LiveJournal] - Zombies, Dragons, Plague, Nuclear War, Arthur and Merlin. Saving the world isn't easy but Gwen and Morgana have plenty of practice.
Word Count: 1426
(Possibly Not) The End of the World (Arthur/Gwen/Merlin/Morgana, for apocalyptothon [LiveJournal]) - Priorities for the post-apocalyptic world; blaming someone else for it.
Word Count: 2604
Silk (The Strange Magic Remix) (Gwen/Morgana, for camelotremix) - It's just a silk ribbon, barely a favour to unknowing eyes, but so much more to them.
Word Count: 1788
Put Away Childish Things (Morgana, for the prompt 'Blindfold' at gen_drabble [LiveJournal])
The End Has A Start (Gwen & Morgause, for the prompt 'Beginning' at gen_drabble [LiveJournal])
The Beginning is the End is the Beginning (Gwen & Merlin, for the prompt 'Time Loop' at gen_drabble [LiveJournal])
Above It All (Gwen, Morgana) - Try to understand, it couldn’t last the way you planned.
Word Count: 345
All My Dreams Torn Assunder
(Morgana & Morgause) - And every dream is just a dream, after all.
Word Count: 250
A Brief Introduction to Pre-Modern History (Arthur/Merlin/Gwen/Morgana, for camelotsolstice [LiveJournal]) - Arthur is fire, Merlin is air, Gwen is earth, Morgana is water: scenes from the end of the world.
Word Count: 2917
These Are The Fables (Freya/Nimueh, Freya/Vivian, for merlinfemfest [LiveJournal]) - Lay down in glory, you're not alone.
Word Count: 1645


Stardust
First Loves; Second Chances (Una/Dunstan, Tristan/Yvaine - for smallfandomfest [LiveJournal] 06) - They shared no secrets and told each other no lies; perhaps it was better this way, loving from a distance.
Word Count: 2651
Always with the Poisons (Septimus, Una - aside to the above) - She cannot be Queen; so he'll just have to be King.
Word Count: 1126
Giving Themselves Away (Captain Shakespeare, Yvaine, friendship - for overlooked) - Both Yvaine and Captain Shakespeare have grown used to hiding parts of who they are, and treasure kindred spirits all the more for it.
Word Count: 1264
Town Called Wall (Dunstan, Tristan) - It’s a moment bound for nowhere – it just goes round and round
Word Count: 261
Leave This World Alive (Yvaine & the Sky Pirates) - Wherever I am you’ll always be, more than just a memory.
Word Count: 302
From Our Own Separate Sides (Una & Septimus - for the prompt 'Brother' at gen_drabble [LiveJournal]) - Septimus is her brother; but Tristan is her son.
Ready for the Storm (The Sky Pirates & Captain Shakespeare - for the prompt 'Storm' at overlooked) - He is their Captain and he's not afraid to face the wind.
Word Count: 609


Neverwhere
Ladies of War (Not Only Angels Fall) (Serpentine/Hunter - for overlooked.) - Hunter returns to Serpentine one last time.
Word Count: 1192
Once Bitten (Croup/Vandemar, Hunter - for overlooked) - The Old Firm have history, lots and lots of it.
Word Count: 1201
Toll (Night's Bridge, Hunter, Marquis de Carabas - for overlooked) - The bridge takes its toll; be grateful it did not take you.
Word Count: 515
The Chase (Hunter, Islington, Croup and Vandemar, post canon - for overlooked) - One last hunt and then peace, that deal she will gladly take.
Word Count: 789
Sartorial Matters (Neverwhere: Marquis de Carabas. gen.) - There are many who think the Marquis a harmless dandy, the Marquis sees no need to disabuse them of that notion.
Word Count: 507


Pushing Daisies
Old Old Fashioned (Pushing Daisies: Ned & Chuck - for gen_drabble [LiveJournal])
Glide (Pushing Daisies: Chuck - for gen_drabble [LiveJournal])
Make the Yuletide Bright (Pushing Daisies: Ned, Chuck, Olive, Emerson, Yuletide Treat story) - Twas the night before Christmas...
Word Count: 608
Night and the City (Pushing Daisies: Emerson & Olive - for gen_drabble [LiveJournal]
Forensic (Pushing Daisies: Emerson - for gen_drabble [LiveJournal]
Snow Suspicions (Pushing Daisies: Ned, Emerson, Olive and Chuck, gen) - It's snowing at the Pie Hole and Ned can't shake his suspicions that something strange is afoot.
Word Count: 748
Certainties (Chuck, for gen_drabble [LiveJournal]) - There are only two certainties in life


Marvel Cinematic Universe

Professional Observations (pre-Avengers: Natasha/Clint/Coulson - for my 'pictures' square at kink_bingo - M rated) - Some people learn by doing, he's more of a learn by observation person. It's something the three of them share.
Word Count: 1460
Not A Game (post CATWS: Maria, Sharon, Clint, Fury, gen) - There are nearly two hundred SHIELD agents in the field when the Treskillion falls. SHEILD has fallen and no one knows who to trust, innocent or traitor, for everyone in deep cover, one thing is certain, extraction is never coming.
Word Count: 1630
Small Victories (post CATWS: Natasha, Steve, Sam, Fury, gen for npt_admin) - Saving the world is easy, making friends is hard.
Word Count: 2276
Mythical Beasts in a Digital Age (Hawkeye/Agents of Shield crossover: Clint/Coulson) - Someone in Clint's building discovered a dragon's egg, and decided to livetweet the process of hatching the thing. Phil's team trace the hashtag back to its source and get more than they bargined for.
Word Count: 2814
Chittenango Throwdown (Hawkeye Comics: Clint & Katie gen for beyondpanels) - It was supposed to be a chilled out weekend roadtrip, a little hiking, a little archery, a little hanging out with the dog. But apparently people named Hawkeye can't have nice things.
Word Count: 1509
Magic Boxes (The What Remains Mix) (Agent Carter/Age of Ultron, Howard, Peggy, Tony & Vision - gen for Remix Redux 12: The Dirty Dozen) - Howard builds magic boxes and out of them come weapons. Tony is his greatest creation and his worst nightmare.
Word Count: 4075
This Changing Light (post CA:TWS Natasha, Fury, Clint, Laura) - Natasha goes in search of a past she can live with and finds a little peace to take home with her again.
Word Count: 1777
Even the Darkness Has Arms (It Keeps Us Safe) (post CA: TWS with spoilers for Age of Ultron, Natasha, Clint, Laura) - Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
Word Count: 2800
Here Be Monsters (post CA:TWS, pre AOU: Bucky & Bruce|Hulk friendship) - He stands in the palm of a monster. The monster calls him friend. He calls the monster Hulk.
Word Count: 1110

Short Fics
See You As You Are (Maria/Natasha) - It’s a small comfort, now that everything else has fallen apart
Word Count: 100
Goddess of War (Natasha/Red Sonja) - Even spies need something to believe in.
Word Count: 200
Self-preservation (Natasha/Darcy) - There’s something about Darcy that fascinates Natasha against her will.
Word Count: 100
Shield Sisters (Natasha/Sif) - Sif is tall, beautiful, brave and proud, and, Natasha sees, terribly lonely.
Word Count: 250
Higher Further Faster (Captain Marvel: Carol Danvers/Maria Rambeau) - All her life Carol has wanted to go faster, and since the moment she and Maria had met they’ve pushed each other to do just that.
Word Count: 222
Hiding in Plain Sight (Captain Marvel: Carol Danvers/Maria Rambeau) - Maria teaches Carol how to hide in plain sight.
Word Count: 450
Something Worth Fighting For (Captain Marvel: Carol Danvers Maria Rambeau) - Carol may not be 100% sure who she is now, but she does know exactly what she's fighting for.
Word Count: 400


Firefly
The Rainbow Speaks in Fractals (Firefly: River) - River does not see the universe the way others do; she doesn’t mind.
Word Count: 197
Can't Take the Sky (Firefly: Serenity POV on her crew - for the femgenficathon [LiveJournal]) - Serenity does not understand grief; Serenity understands grief all too well.
Word Count: 1815
Dance to the Music of Time - River & Serenity for gen_drabble [LiveJournal]
Someone to Carry Me (Firefly: preseries gen - Zoe & Wash) - Zoe teaches Wash one of Mal’s ‘homespun’ sayings and he takes it to heart.
Word Count: 2021
Problematic Food (Firefly: River, Simon - during Serenity) - An icon drabble


Wolf 359
Bringer of Sorrow (Wolf 359: Minkowski & Eiffel gen) - In the aftermath of Hilbert's betrayal, Minkowski and Eiffel attempt to pick up the pieces.
Word Count: 968
Trapped in a Box (Wolf 359: Hera gen) - Her mind rides and slides as her circuits are fried - Hera in the immediate aftermath of Hilbert's failed coup.
Word Count: 926
A Voice from the Stars (Wolf 359: Eiffel & Hera gen) - "I just want to go home" said the astronaut. "So come home," said Ground Control. "S o C o m e H o m e" said the voice from the stars.
Word Count: 497
Robots Need Hugs Too (Wolf 359: Hera, Eiffel & Maxwell gen) - Maxwell knows that Hera cannot possibly feel it when her crew touch the ship, but that doesn't stop Minkowski or Eiffel patting terminals or walls as though it would comfort her. Or stop it, apparently, comforting Hera herself.
Word Count: 1876
If Wishes Were Spaceships (Wolf 359: Hera/Eiffel) - Does anyone ever really know what anyone else is feeling?
Word Count: 2845


Ghostbusters
Even in Another Time (Ghostbusters: Patty/Holtz) - They are her friends and she will ensure they are remembered when she’s gone.
Word Count: 666
Anchor (Ghostbusters: Patty/Holtz) - Holtz is no longer just anchored to this world by Abby.
Word Count: 996
Like a Poem Sappho Never Wrote (Ghostbusters: 4 loosely related short snippets of Erin/Abby) - Erin & Abby through the years.
Word Count: 1206
Deathless Aphrodite (Ghostbusters: Jillian Holtzmann/Rebecca Gorin) - Holtzmann learned a great deal from her mentor, but there are things that she needs to learn that Rebecca cannot teach her. It's uncertain which of them that knowledge is harder on.
Word Count: 1353
All Is To Be Dared (Ghostbusters: unrequited Erin/Kevin & unrequited Holtzmann/Erin) - Her working theory, not yet subjected to vigorous peer review, is that the lack of reciprocity is part of the appeal.
Word Count: 272
That Which I Love (Ghostbusters: Holtzmann/Abi/Erin/Patty) - There is a great deal about Jillian that Rebecca doesn't understand, but that doesn't make her care any less about the subject.
Word Count: 340
Burn With Me (Ghostbuster: Patty/Holtzmann) - If Patty is going to burn out, then there’s no one she’d rather burn with.
Word Count: 250
The Universe is Drifting Apart (Ghostbusters: Patty/Holtzmann for tic_tac_woe) - They're the wrong kind of physicists. They do have form on the saving the world front though.
Word Count: 500
Practical Arrangements and Practical Jokes (Ghostbusters: Abby/Holtzmann) - In the beginning it’s an entirely practical arrangement. It doesn't stay that way.
Word Count: 1219


Rivers of London
Second City (Rivers of London: Dr Walid/Kamala Kelvin(OFC)) - A city hard, a city proud, a city that calls Dr Walid home even after all these years.
Word Count: 1813
Something Lost and Something Gained (Rivers of London - Thomas Nightingale gen) - There are a great many things Thomas Nightingale finds baffling or unsettling about this new century – this on the other hand is one of its great joys.
Word Count: 687
Between Darkness and Wonder (Rivers of London - Peter, Nightingale & Molly gen for nightonficmountain) - It started, as a depressing number of police cases do, with someone’s twisted idea of a joke.
Word Count: 3647
Lock, Key, Keeper (Rivers of London - Molly & Thomas Nightingale pre-canon gen) - Molly keeps The Folly's secrets just as surely as Nightingale does.
Word Count: 1732
Eilean A' Cheo (Rivers of London - Abdul, Peter, Beverley, OFC - Gaelic fic) - Bha an ceò a’ tighinn ann. Bha rudeigin eile a’ tighinn cuideachd. (The mist was coming in. Something else was coming too.)
Word Count: 316


Leverage
A Most Peculiar Feeling (Leverage: Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer) - Eliot thinks its a terrible idea. He might be right, but when has that ever stopped them?
Word Count: 3319
Take Your Time (Leverage: Alec Hardison/Parker) - Mutual understanding is like a lock, you can't force it.
Word Count: 1210
Blood and Bone (Leverage: Eliot & Parker - AU where Parker was Eliot's apprentice - M rated for violence) - Eliot and Parker have always been more alike than either of them are entirely comfortable with.
Word Count: 2189
Not With a Bang (But in a Glittering Cloud) (Leverage: Team fic for tic_tac_woe) - It figures that of all the corporate evil they've faced, it would be Big Agra that would get closest to ending the world.
Word Count: 1583
The Ophidiophobia Job (Leverage/Stargate SG-1 crossover: Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer, Sam Carter, Teal'c, Jack O'Neill) - Team Leverage discover that their mark has access to lots of highly classified alien technology. Eliot calls in some help from a 'buddy in the business' and it turns out he worked for the Stargate programme. Conspiracies are discovered, bombs are defused, aliens are fought, and part of the team get stranded offworld.
Word Court: 9379
Hear it in the Silence (Leverage: Soul-bond OT3 fic for fandom_stocking) - The thing that they all have in common is a bone deep desire to be chosen. (And the corresponding niggling fear that no-one who had any other option would choose them.)
Word Court: 7391
Triangles (Leverage: Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer, polyamory with a difference) - Parker loves both her boys, there’s not much she won’t do to keep them safe and happy, but sex isn’t one of those things. Alec is bisexual, and accidentally polyamorous, having somehow ended up with an asexual girlfriend and an aromantic boyfriend. Eliot is tired of pretending, but he’s got a Dom and a lover and neither of them asks him for anything he can’t give.
Word Count: 2714
No Such Thing as Non-Lethal (Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer, from a dailyprompt of the same name - Non-lethal is a relative term when it comes to weaponry.
Word Count: 499
She Emerged From the Shadows (Sophie, Nate, Sterling for dailyprompt)
Word Count: 100
Too Many Tentacles (Alec Hardison, Parker, Eliot Spencer, for dailyprompt 'surprise tentacles') - Tentacles are never a good surprise.
Word Count: 100
Presence (Tara/Parker, for the femslashficlets prompt 'pretty'.) - Pretty is an insufficient descriptor for Parker
Word Count: 100
Just That Good (Eliot/Sophie, pinch-hit for npt_admin) - Good ain't all that good's made out to be...
Word Count: 2371
Portland Rain (Sophie centric gen for the dailyprompt 'immigrant') - As a wedding present, the team steal Sophie something they aren't entirely sure she wants.
Word Count: 555
The Snow Storm Variations (Team fic with Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer, for leverage_exchange) - Five Times Team Leverage Got Snowed in Together by Accident (And Once When it was Entirely On Purpose)
Word Count: 3102
Fortunes of the Fearless (Amy Palavi/Parker/Hardison, for fandom_stocking) - When Amy asks if Hardison has a brother, it’s mostly a joke. Mostly.
Word Count: 161
Knives Out of Context (Alec Hardison & Parker & Eliot Spencer, for hetswap) - It's about food and family, and the mistakes you make along the way when nobody taught you properly.
Word Count: 1523
Songs for the Front Row (Collected and connected vignettes of the team mostly explorations of the people each of the team were before they came together as a team.) - Don't get yourself lost because you're following someone else's song
Word Count: 8090
Making Another World (Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer for monthlysupergo) - It's knowing what's important: Parker, Hardison and Eliot figure out how to make the pieces fit afterwards.
Word Count: 1050
Blank Space (Crossover with Person of Interest written for intoabar) - The number on the board that morning belonged to a young woman named Alice White. That wasn't her real name, but they didn't know that yet.
Word Count: 1644
Midnight Special (Eliot/Quinn written for fandomtrees) - On a night train across the US, Eliot and Quinn run into each other again, have a fight - not with each other - on the roof and patch each other up afterwards.
Word Count: 1237
Done Deal (Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer written for hollypoly) - Eliot realises early on that he's a done deal, he's not the man he was before he met them. It takes a lot longer to admit that.
Word Count: 2064
Settling (Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer written for worldbuildingex) - Eliot’s the best in two very specific areas, but being the best can be very dangerous, so he’s learning to settle, to do what he does best for the best people he knows and only them.
Word Count: 2388
Between Stimulation and Reaction (Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer, Eliot/Others written for bdsmexchange) - Several people who weren’t Elliot Spencer’s dom and one who was. (Emphasis on his.)
Word Count: 3673


Good Omens
The Nice and Accurate Adventures of Aziraphale in Ankh-Morpork (Discworld/Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, The Librarian for disc_fest) - All truly good second-hand bookshops are really genteel black-holes that have learned how to read.
Word Count: 1149
(On AO3 here.)
Tiny Changes (Aziraphale/Crowley) - While they're alive, they'll make tiny changes to Earth
Word Count: 4300
Another Day, Another Disaster (Gen fic for tic_tac_woe) - Another apocalypse may be coming; it's fairly concerning.
Word Count: 1656
Four Meals (Aziraphale/Crowley for prompts from monthlysupergo) - In the aftermath of the almost apocalypse Aziraphale and Crowley share four meals as they figure out what they are to each other now.
Word Count: 2017
Compass Points (Aziraphale & Crowley for prompts from monthlysupergo) - Crowley and Aziraphale follow the humans around the world, learning what it means to be human, and to be friends, along the way.
Word Count: 3085
Push the Button (Anathema/Newt - Double drabble for drabble_zone) - After the World doesn’t end, Anathema and Newt go into Consulting
Word Count: 200
Sunday Morning (Aziraphale/Crowley - double drabble for drabble_zone) - One of Crowley’s post-apocalyptic indulgences - bought in celebration of their survival - is a jukebox.
Word Count: 200
Morning After (The Apocalypse Before) (Aziraphale/Crowley - double drabble for drabble_zone) - Aziraphale doesn’t often get hangovers, and on the rare occasions that he does, he doesn’t have them for very long.
Word Count: 200
Glow (Aziraphale/Crowley - double drabble for drabble_zone) - Aziraphale used to glow. Crowley had forgotten that.
Word Count: 200
Of Salt and Candles - for the prompt 'hello again: resurrection' at genprompt_bingo - Aziraphale carefully sets out each of the candles in a perfect circle, around the place atop the hillock where he’s laid out his silent companion, the grass flattening itself out behind him, in a perfectly straight line between Crowley and each new candle.
Word Count: 1021
Wild Atlantic Way (Aziraphale/Crowley - double drabble for drabble_zone) - The west coast of Ireland, is not Crowley’s idea of an exciting time.
Word Count: 200
Unexpected Consequences (double drabble for drabble_zone - She'd turned him into a pumpkin.
Word Count: 200
All Hallow's Eve (double drabble for drabble_zone - Sometimes you just need to be a mindbending etherial/eldrich horror in peace.
Word Count: 200
Get Behind Me Demon (double drabble for drabble_zone - Somehow that line has stopped being a threat over the years
Word Count: 200
The Same Old Story (double drabble for drabble_zone - No plan survives first contact with the enemy, it’s what you do after that counts.
Word Count: 200
Kneel (double drabble for drabble_zone - For creatures such as them kneeling is about submitting to a Higher Power, just in very different ways.
Word Count: 200
Wytai (Or The Inherant Absurdity of Modern Life) (Aziraphale/Crowley for the Obscure Sorrows challenge) - When you've lived through 6000 years of human culture, sometimes the inherent absurdity of modern life gets to you.
Word Count: 892



Tiny Little Fandoms

(I appreciate that some of these fandoms are or were fairly large but they're fandoms I've only written a one or two stories in and haven't been properly active in so are tiny to me. Also *points upwards* some fandoms up there may be considered tiny but once I've written five stories in a fandom it gets its own section. Mainly to let me see easily what I do and don't qualify for remix in.)

Icon Drabbles
Nobody's Squishy (H2G2: Marvin)
Problematic Food (Firefly: River, Simon - during Serenity)
For Dream; A Requiem (Sandman: Dream, Death, post-The Wake)
Curious... (Discword/Sandman: Delirium/Detritus) - Delirium has a shrine to Detritus
Big Ball of Wool (Original fiction: Cat/Ball of Wool, for kurisu [LiveJournal]
The Sand Beneath Her Feet (Original fiction)
One Touch Too Many (BallyK: Peter/Assumpta
Word Count: 406
There Is A Kingdom (Narnia: Susan, Lucy, Edmund, Peter for lgbtfest [LiveJournal]) and Part Two - There were many more reasons that Susan had given up on Narnia than met the eye.
Word Count: 5652
Small Victories (Beautiful Thing: Jamie/Ste, for smallfandomfest [LiveJournal] 05) - They won, at least they think they did...
Word Count: 1070
Dreams (The Gone But Not Forgotten Mix) (Angel: Cordelia/Doyle - for Remix Redux 8: Magic 8 Ball) - To be remembered always; there are worse fates.
Word Count: 1155
Your Logic is Flawed (Big Bang Theory: Penny & Sheldon - for the Transfic Mini Fest) - Sheldon can't quite understand what the fuss is about Penny's medical history.
Word Count: 1287
Room-Mate Blues (Dark Angel: Max/Original Cindy for kink_bingo 'body alteration/injury') - Max is in heat and its times like this when ‘look don’t touch’ regarding roommates bites hardest.
Word Count: 1078
Both a Beginning and an End (Skeletons: Davis & Rebecca) - There’s an equation here, unconventional but effective, Davis isn’t quite sure where he fits into it.
Word Count: 361
Where My Heart Will Take Me (Star Trek(2009): Gaila) - It’s been a long road, getting from there to here.
Word Count: 349
Risk Assessment (Discworld: Susan Sto Helit) - Susan understands the importance of lesson planning, she just objects to having to hand them in.
Word Count: 223
On Plants and Pachyderms (Discworld: Serious Plants, the Dowager Duchess of Quirm and Bob the Hermit Elephant for disc_fest) - Serious Plants never expected to be sent on a quest, nor did he expect to have his ‘faithful companion’ for it be a hermit elephant.
Word Count: 1300
Goin Home (Star Trek: Gaila, Pike, Uhura, Scotty. gen.) - The first time Gaila sets foot on a Starfleet vessel it feels like home, it takes her another twenty years before she's allowed to call it that.
Word Count: 1345
Summer Afternoon Blues (Angel: Lorne. gen) - The sweetest song Lorne ever heard sung.
Word Count: 200
In The Shadow of Another's Wings (Sandman: Matthew & Hob gen) - Dream is being stubborn, Matthew needs an ally with hands, and Hob wants to know what you call the stage before you organise an intervention.
Word Count: 1009
Little Things (White Collar: El/Neal/Peter) - Little Things Mean the Most
Word Count: 256
Somewhere That's Green (Mad Max: Fury Road: Cheedo/The Dag, M rated for sexual content) - They're all his prisoners in different ways. Miss Giddy and Furiosa just have a longer leash than the Wives. They all dream of the Green Place, whether they believe they'll get there is a different matter.
Word Count: 2756
Aftermath (Pacific Rim: Mako & Rayleigh gen) - What do you do after you saved the world? Mako and Raleigh deal with their respective losses.
Word Count: 3343
Hold My Hand (Star Wars TFA: Rey, Finn & Poe gen) - Rey doesn't need someone to hold her hand, Finn would quite like someone to hold his hand and Poe's got two free hands whenever they like.
Word Count: 1124
Feather on the Nile (The Mummy: Evie/Rick/Ardeth - pinch-hit for npt_admin - M rated for sexual content) - It’s a nice fantasy but that’s all it is: a fantasy. So he leaves them there, before he can be tempted by things that can never be. (It's a good plan, shame it didn't work.)
Word Count: 3325
This Desert Life (Mad Max:Fury Road: Toast/Furiosa for femslashex) - Furiosa makes Toast feel complicated things. She wants to be like her, to be strong and brave and free, to fight by her side and find the Green Place. But sometimes she wants other things too.
Word Count: 1258
Disconnected (Alien: Resurrection - Ripley/Call) - Neither of them are entirely human, together they’re something more.
Word Count: 299
Stubborn Souls (EOS 10: Ryan & Urvidian gen) - They say you should never meet your heroes. Ryan deals with his being simultaneously both an utter let down and probably one of his favourite people. It's complicated.
Word Count: 477
Chances and Choices (Rogue One: Jyn, Cassian, Bodhi, gen) - What chance do they have? What choice do they have.
Word Count: 771
A Matter of Perspective (Person of Interest: Root/The Machine, service kink, for the 2017 femslash kink meme) - Root doesn't like following orders, except in certain specific circumstances.
Word Count: 566
Gold Standard (The Thing in the Tunnels Wants Rather More) (The Thing In the Walls Wants Your Small Change: Yuletide Madness gen fic for st_aurafina) - Caro's first winter in Chicago
Word Count: 1062
Three Way Tango (Person of Interest: Josh Carter/John Reece/Harold Finch for hollypoly) - It’s a dance, Carter decides. That’s what she’s doing with her man in a suit. They aren't dancing alone.
Word Count: 1110
Like a Heartbeat (Drives You Mad) (Forest 404: Pan/Daria) - Daria and Pan share a dream, it isn't the one they thought it was
Word Count: 699
Forgotten How Good it Feels (The Old Guard, drabble for drabble_zone.) - Andy hasn’t flirted and meant it in too long