A rather popular spot for wedding shoots in Goa was a little temple built into the middle of a jungle, with steps leading down to a small stream. I stood on the bridge above the stream looking for kingfishers, and taking ambush photos. Thinking about it later, I realized that the reason that spot on the steps was popular was because it was wild. Wild, but tamed, looks good in photos. If you picture a retreat you might think of a little hut in the middle of the woods, a sunny glade with flowers, or wild mountain peaks behind an Alpine meadow.
But a true wilderness has none of that slightly asymmetric beauty that looks good in a background to a selfie. True wilderness is totally weird. When we travel in the wild we bring back carefully selected photos which others will find beautiful. But a typical scene is like this. A web of lianas blocks your way. If you are sensible you will not hack your way through it into the leech infested understory below the trees which are each vying to reach the sun.
It is a jungle out there. A constant bloodless battle between trees for their leaves to reach the sun, and for their roots to reach nutrients. The battle to reach the sun makes for highly imbalanced trees, and branches break and fall, creating barriers for those unfortunate humans who roam the jungle with cameras. But this dead wood is a veritable feast for some: fungi in humid forests, termites in drier climates. These are creatures about which I know little, but would like to learn more. But it’s pretty certain that their domain would not yield good photos.

Even when you find a sunny opening in a forest, with a little stream flowing through, it is not a place that you can sit down in. There are pebbles and stones strewn over the open ground. If you dislodge one you find a nest of fire ants bubbling under it. There are ends of hard roots poking out of places. This looked nice in a photo, but it wasn’t a place where you could sit down for a wedding photo shoot. If you look up statistics, you read that every square kilometer of India has 488 people. But about 39% of the area is either forest or desert, and has aesthetics that is totally different from ours.










