November 2nd, 2006 (10:42 pm)
current song: t.A.T.u. - Gomenasai
current mood: calm
*sweeps up all of the dust that has gathered around her journal*
... Hi.
Okay, back to business! Does anyone remember this? Well, now it has more chapters, which means more material to report on!
Story Title: The Pyromaniac I've Become.
Culprit Author's Name: Azure's Jester.
Summary: "Thanks to a MinishHylian girl's folly, Ganondorf has broken from his seal! and this time, he's not alone! Hazel goes on a journey similar to Link's in OoT. Dragonlance, OoT, MM, FSA, WW, and Kid Icarus crossover." (Yikes, if Inuyasha, Pokemon or some other random anime was added in, this would be a crossover of DOOM. Oh, and the summary was changed. It's now understandable.)
Number of Chapters: It is now up to six. It was last updated today.
Canon: Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask and Minish Cap crossover, but Zelda and Link look like their Wind Waker selves. The Suethor doesn't "Like the way they look in Ocarina of Time", and thinks that "They look funny." Also, Hyrule "[I]s located on the Dragonlance planet of Krynn."
Sue Rating:

I now sort of feel sorry for giving this fic such a rating, as the writing itself isn't that bad, save for some inconsistencies, plot holes and little errors, but this fic still earns a 4. The crossovers of death and the giant amount of Sues (even though we have only met three so far) are still the main reason for such a high rating, but the fact that a lot of ideas were ripped off from OoT (The Picori Sword that Hazel later receives in chapter 5 is a fine example) and that Hazel's mission of making the Skull Kid meet Link and start the events of MM was never mentioned again added to it. The sad thing, though, is that the writer is capable of writing something other than Sueish crap. In fact, if this was an original story, I would've really liked it, especially if Hazel was tweaked up a little bit.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Hazel the "Oracle of Life", Rose the "Oracle of Soul", and Sapphira. (She's also an Oracle, but what she is Oracle of has yet to be mentioned.) Oh, and the other Sues? They still have yet to be mentioned, so I won't bother listing them right now.
Full Species(es): Hazel: Shania Twain clone; Rose: Sheikah; Sapphira: Minish/Hylian mix (... I can only imagine how her parents managed to "do it.").
Hair Color and Style: Hazel: "Shaggy" silver hair. It goes to the ground when she grows up; Rose: Silver blond; Sapphira: Not mentioned.
Eye Color: Hazel: Hazel eyes (So creative!); Rose: "Blood-red eyes of a Sheikah", randomly turn sapphire in the sixth chapter; Sapphira: Amber. Her eyes are also very big.
Clothes: Hazel: Black tunic; Rose: Regular clothes are not mentioned (they're most likely clothes like Impa's or Sheik's), a nightgown that has "the Triforce on the front and the Sheikah eye on the back", a black robe that is "kinda like Zelda’s in TP"; Sapphira: Not mentioned, most likely Minish clothing.
Misc. Appearance Traits: Hazel looks like Shania Twain and Rose looks like someone named Goldmoon. Sapphira has "the classic Minish look."
Special Items/Weapons: Hazel: A sword and shield, the Picori Sword (which is a total rip-off of the Master Sword), a bow and arrows that are obtained in the sixth chapter; Rose: A bow and arrows, an ocarina, two swords; Sapphira: A harp.
Annoying Origin: Hazel: Termina; Rose: Hyrule?; Sapphira: Not mentioned.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Well, Hazel has to make it so that Skull Kid meets Link in the Lost Woods so that the events of Majora's Mask take place. She also lived with Cremia and Romani on Romani Ranch before she left off on her adventure. In the third chapter, Ezlo tells Hazel that she has to find the "Seven Oracles" (See 'Misc. Notes'). Rose is Zelda's friend/bodyguard.
Annoying Special Abilities: Hazel is an "inexperienced ten-year-old sword-wielder." And says this herself in the first chapter. Rose has a stare "that makes you squirm, that makes you feel as if she was peering into your soul", can transport to places (this doesn't count as an annoying special ability, however, as all Sheikah can do this. I just felt like listing it anyway), and, according to Hazel, has "royal influence, intelligence, grace, mastery with a sword, (she even had two swords!) and beauty." Sapphira was introduced in the latest chapter, so it is uncertain if she has any abilities as of right now.
Other Annoying Traits: Hazel became a pyromaniac after her parents froze during a very cold winter, and proves this by burning down the little house she was living in on Romani Ranch. ... Um, okay, it's obvious that she has some issues that she needs to talk about. She's also the "Oracle of Life", whatever that is, and eventually go through events that mirror Link's journey in OoT. Rose and Sapphira are also Oracles, and Sapphira is shunned by both the Minish and Hylians for being a mix. She is pretty harmless other than that so far.
Grammar/Spelling: Actually, the grammar is very good so far in this fic. Still one of the only things positive about this.
Misc. Notes: The A/Ns are BREEDING, ARGH. She also continues to hold future chapters ransom until she gets more reviews. Oi. Four out of the five reviews are by her friend (she actually made one or two of the Sues), so isn't that pretty pointless?
On another note, the Suethor explains that "[T]here were seven Oracles that sealed away Vaati in the Picori Blade. He had been slowly leaking out of his seal because Oracles weren’t at their respective temples. Hazel has to awaken four Oracles in their temples (yes, four, not five like Link had to find) and seal Vaati away. Because only six Oracles were needed to seal him away, Vaati is attempting to kill two of them. Before she could awaken them, she’d need the Picori Blade. Before she can get the Picori Blade, she has to get three stones of the Minish. It had been her parents’ duty to guard the Stones so no evil can get the Picori Blade." ... Um, okay.
Sample/Worst of This Story:
( Ezlo explains it all to Hazel in the third chapter!Collapse )
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( Random little A/N before chapter four. Um...Collapse )