Hazel and her band of Sues RETURN, omfg.
*sweeps up all of the dust that has gathered around her journal*
... Hi.
Okay, back to business! Does anyone remember this? Well, now it has more chapters, which means more material to report on!
Story Title: The Pyromaniac I've Become.
Culprit Author's Name: Azure's Jester.
Summary: "Thanks to a MinishHylian girl's folly, Ganondorf has broken from his seal! and this time, he's not alone! Hazel goes on a journey similar to Link's in OoT. Dragonlance, OoT, MM, FSA, WW, and Kid Icarus crossover." (Yikes, if Inuyasha, Pokemon or some other random anime was added in, this would be a crossover of DOOM. Oh, and the summary was changed. It's now understandable.)
Number of Chapters: It is now up to six. It was last updated today.
Canon: Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask and Minish Cap crossover, but Zelda and Link look like their Wind Waker selves. The Suethor doesn't "Like the way they look in Ocarina of Time", and thinks that "They look funny." Also, Hyrule "[I]s located on the Dragonlance planet of Krynn."
Sue Rating:
I now sort of feel sorry for giving this fic such a rating, as the writing itself isn't that bad, save for some inconsistencies, plot holes and little errors, but this fic still earns a 4. The crossovers of death and the giant amount of Sues (even though we have only met three so far) are still the main reason for such a high rating, but the fact that a lot of ideas were ripped off from OoT (The Picori Sword that Hazel later receives in chapter 5 is a fine example) and that Hazel's mission of making the Skull Kid meet Link and start the events of MM was never mentioned again added to it. The sad thing, though, is that the writer is capable of writing something other than Sueish crap. In fact, if this was an original story, I would've really liked it, especially if Hazel was tweaked up a little bit.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Hazel the "Oracle of Life", Rose the "Oracle of Soul", and Sapphira. (She's also an Oracle, but what she is Oracle of has yet to be mentioned.) Oh, and the other Sues? They still have yet to be mentioned, so I won't bother listing them right now.
Full Species(es): Hazel: Shania Twain clone; Rose: Sheikah; Sapphira: Minish/Hylian mix (... I can only imagine how her parents managed to "do it.").
Hair Color and Style: Hazel: "Shaggy" silver hair. It goes to the ground when she grows up; Rose: Silver blond; Sapphira: Not mentioned.
Eye Color: Hazel: Hazel eyes (So creative!); Rose: "Blood-red eyes of a Sheikah", randomly turn sapphire in the sixth chapter; Sapphira: Amber. Her eyes are also very big.
Clothes: Hazel: Black tunic; Rose: Regular clothes are not mentioned (they're most likely clothes like Impa's or Sheik's), a nightgown that has "the Triforce on the front and the Sheikah eye on the back", a black robe that is "kinda like Zelda’s in TP"; Sapphira: Not mentioned, most likely Minish clothing.
Misc. Appearance Traits: Hazel looks like Shania Twain and Rose looks like someone named Goldmoon. Sapphira has "the classic Minish look."
Special Items/Weapons: Hazel: A sword and shield, the Picori Sword (which is a total rip-off of the Master Sword), a bow and arrows that are obtained in the sixth chapter; Rose: A bow and arrows, an ocarina, two swords; Sapphira: A harp.
Annoying Origin: Hazel: Termina; Rose: Hyrule?; Sapphira: Not mentioned.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Well, Hazel has to make it so that Skull Kid meets Link in the Lost Woods so that the events of Majora's Mask take place. She also lived with Cremia and Romani on Romani Ranch before she left off on her adventure. In the third chapter, Ezlo tells Hazel that she has to find the "Seven Oracles" (See 'Misc. Notes'). Rose is Zelda's friend/bodyguard.
Annoying Special Abilities: Hazel is an "inexperienced ten-year-old sword-wielder." And says this herself in the first chapter. Rose has a stare "that makes you squirm, that makes you feel as if she was peering into your soul", can transport to places (this doesn't count as an annoying special ability, however, as all Sheikah can do this. I just felt like listing it anyway), and, according to Hazel, has "royal influence, intelligence, grace, mastery with a sword, (she even had two swords!) and beauty." Sapphira was introduced in the latest chapter, so it is uncertain if she has any abilities as of right now.
Other Annoying Traits: Hazel became a pyromaniac after her parents froze during a very cold winter, and proves this by burning down the little house she was living in on Romani Ranch. ... Um, okay, it's obvious that she has some issues that she needs to talk about. She's also the "Oracle of Life", whatever that is, and eventually go through events that mirror Link's journey in OoT. Rose and Sapphira are also Oracles, and Sapphira is shunned by both the Minish and Hylians for being a mix. She is pretty harmless other than that so far.
Grammar/Spelling: Actually, the grammar is very good so far in this fic. Still one of the only things positive about this.
Misc. Notes: The A/Ns are BREEDING, ARGH. She also continues to hold future chapters ransom until she gets more reviews. Oi. Four out of the five reviews are by her friend (she actually made one or two of the Sues), so isn't that pretty pointless?
On another note, the Suethor explains that "[T]here were seven Oracles that sealed away Vaati in the Picori Blade. He had been slowly leaking out of his seal because Oracles weren’t at their respective temples. Hazel has to awaken four Oracles in their temples (yes, four, not five like Link had to find) and seal Vaati away. Because only six Oracles were needed to seal him away, Vaati is attempting to kill two of them. Before she could awaken them, she’d need the Picori Blade. Before she can get the Picori Blade, she has to get three stones of the Minish. It had been her parents’ duty to guard the Stones so no evil can get the Picori Blade." ... Um, okay.
Sample/Worst of This Story:
Hazel the Sue is walking in a forest and finds a temple, la-di-da-di-da.
“It’s nice to finally meet you, Hazel, Oracle of Life.”
Startled, Hazel looked into the eyes of Ezlo, the Hylian-sized Picori. So, he's a giant midget? Gasp! What happened to you, Ezlo? How did you become big? You should share your secret method of height with Edward Elric.
“I beg your pardon? I'm the Oracle of Fiery Emo, duh!”
“You are unaware of the Seven Oracles? (AJ: read the summary!) (The summary says nothing about this, Suethor!) I have much to tell you, young one.” (The Suethor talks about some Zelda crossover of death thing going on that I put in the Misc. Notes, la.)
“I am merely telling you what to do if you accept this challenge. You do not have to if it is against your will. If you don’t then all of Krynn (AJ: in my fanfic, Hyrule is located on the Dragonlance planet of Krynn. (More crossovers, joy!) Angel Land, in Kid Icarus, is like a floating city above it. If you don’t like it, don’t continue! (Well, fine then. You don't have to be so bossy.)) If you don’t accept it, the worlds of Hyrule, Termina, Labrynna, Holodrum, Subrosia, Ansalon, and Angel Land could be in danger-“ (But she's a pyromaniac emo kid rebel! Like, of course she'd let every world ever die!)
“Please don’t guilt me into it. I’ve already made my decision.” See? I told you!
Sue accepts, la-di-da-di-da. Huh, didn't see that coming. Like, way to go with the conformists, Hazel! Gosh!
....
I’m sorry I didn’t update, but first Zelda went to a party where there were pig-flavored cookies, and she was in a state of shock afterwards (she’s terrified of cuccos and pigs). Then I went with Azure to burn down random things, so we were pretty busy. I will try to update more (as long as I get more reviews!) so I will get to She-Magus and Raistlin! ;) yes, She-Magus, you know what I’m talking about!
(O... Kay then. No more pig cookies for you.)
Hazel meets up with Rose and Zelda, and her and Rose go through a secret passage way to... Somewhere. After going through a treasure room and defeating a Moblin, the duo comes upon a chest.
“Da heck? How big is this thing?” she groped blindly in the dark of the chest (*immature gigglesnort*) until she came to the Diamond of Picori. “I found it!” Jumping back over the edge, she showed it to Rose.
“And what, pray tell are you doing here?” they turned around to find a guard, glaring down at them. (Um, what? That sentence made my brain die. D:) Hazel was thinking up an excuse when she was surrounded by a cloud of smoke.
Rose transports them to the Hyrule Castle courtyard with Sheikah powerz, Zelda comes up to them and tells them about Ganondorf's oath with the king and how she met Link, the three of them have a sleepover, and the chapter ends.
....
Don’t worry, She-Magus, if Rose is a reincarnation of Goldmoon, then I’m Usha's. LUNITARI'S IDISH; DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, DAMEN DU!!!!!!! Sorry 'bout that. on with the story!
(Um, okay, Suethor? Please stop talking about in jokes you share with your friends so that we can read your damn storyand spork it!)
The fifth chapter begins with Ganondorf invading Hyrule Castle. Rose tells Zelda that they have to go. And, uh, Hazel is nowhere to be seen.
“Mother is waiting with Artemis (the white horse; I just named it that because Artemis was the Roman goddess of wild animals; Epona the Celtic goddess of horses). (It's great that you gave the royal horse a name, and awesome that you named it after a goddess like Epona, but you have your information WRONG. Artemis is the GREEK goddess of the moon and all things wild, while Diana is her Roman counterpart. It probably would've been even better if you named the horse Poseidon, as he is the god who created horses in the first place. Better luck next time, though! ... *has just proved to her audience that she is a big mythology nerd*) Come on!” Taking Zelda’s hand, they ran through the corridors. They were almost at the stables when Zelda stopped.
Zelda and Impa start to leave on "Artemis", and Rose tells them that it is better if she gets out on her own. Zelda is sad that she has to leave her, but goes with Impa anyway. Rose tells Zelda to go to her old house in Kakariko Village.
Rose stumbled blindly into the house in Kakariko Village (for those of you wondering why she couldn’t have just teleported here; she’s still young, so she can’t teleport very far. And besides, it only works in emergencies). (So, uh, an evil and all-powerful Gerudo prince taking over the country is NOT an emergency?! Also, in the video game at least, Kakariko Village isn't that far from Hyrule Castle. You lack common sense!) She’d walked for miles; determination, will power, andadrenaline twenty-four cans of assorted energy drinks were the only things keeping her going. Impa and Zelda had probably come in several hours ago and were already sleeping soundly. Rose quickly stretched, to avoid cramps, then collapsed on a sofa. She was sleeping before her head hit the cushion.
The scene cuts to Hazel (somehow) showing up at the Temple of Picori once again. Elzo is in front of it, once again, and tells her about what had happened at the castle the night before. Hazel becomes sad at the fact that she would most likely never see her friend ever again, and is about to go emoand burn nearby bushes and harmless animals, but before she could wail like the emo kid she is, Elzo assures her that there is a possibility that Rose is safe, and that she'll see her again.
“I will?!” she said with disbelief. (even though she’s emo, she gets excited easily; more often she will be scared excited than happy excited) (See?! Even the Suethor agrees that she's emo! Isn't that sad? ... Hehe, that sentence made me giggle, really. I have never heard of an excited emo. Ever.)
“Perhaps,” he said. “But for now you need to get the Pearl and the Crystal of Picori.” Hazel nodded, and then ran out the doorway.
“Here is the last one!” Hazel said, flaunting the Crystal of Picori. (I don’t really feel like writing how she got the other two stones; just use your imaginations) (Laaaaaazy.) “Ezlo?” she couldn’t find him at all, so she just placed the three stones on the altar so that those pesky Skullchildren could come and steal them. Then she played the Prelude of Picori on the ocarina, (the very one Rose took with her when she escaped Hyrule Castle, but I will not explain how she got Rose's ocarina in the first place), which Ezlo said would teleport her here (kinda like the Prelude of Light) and open the Door of Picori, which was kind of like the Door of Time. It opened, and there she saw the fabled Picori Blade, which was kinda like the Master Sword. She placed her hands on it, drew it out of the pedestal, and all went white. (Oh, I wonder where we've all seen this before!)
Impa takes Rose and Zelda to a Shekiah training camp, where they train for seven years. After their training, Zelda explains to Rose that Impa can only pick one of them to help out Link on his mission to save Hyrule. She then goes on to say that she wants to be the one who has to go, as she is tired of Rose having to protect her all the time, and also wants to assist Link because he is her friend. Rose is sad at this, but allows Zelda to go anyway. She then says that she'll go help out Hazel on her mission.
Meanwhile, Hazel wakes up in the Sacred Realm and meets Rauru. He then tells her that there was some sort of mistake, and that she should've ended up back in the Temple of Picori instead. According to another A/N, Rauru also tells Hazel about Link's whereabouts, and then tells her that her guide on the journey will be someone she knows. This guide turns out to be none other than Rose, who is somehow behind Hazel.
There is nothing really spork-worthy in the sixth chapter, so I'll just leave it out for this section.
I have a feeling that the Sues are going to get more painful in the future. Ow. In order to cheer you up and make you forget about that thought, I shall give you all some links to some humorous Zelda fanart~! The LikeLikes now eat green tunics, and Ganondorf has found his inner transsexual. RUN. Zaphk and crazyfreak also have some very lovely art, and Sage-of-Winds has some more goodies in her gallery, so check their stuff out!
Also, if you spot any sort of mistake, please tell me. I was tired when typing up some of this report, as it took FOREVER to finish.
... Hi.
Okay, back to business! Does anyone remember this? Well, now it has more chapters, which means more material to report on!
Story Title: The Pyromaniac I've Become.
Summary: "Thanks to a MinishHylian girl's folly, Ganondorf has broken from his seal! and this time, he's not alone! Hazel goes on a journey similar to Link's in OoT. Dragonlance, OoT, MM, FSA, WW, and Kid Icarus crossover." (Yikes, if Inuyasha, Pokemon or some other random anime was added in, this would be a crossover of DOOM. Oh, and the summary was changed. It's now understandable.)
Number of Chapters: It is now up to six. It was last updated today.
Canon: Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask and Minish Cap crossover, but Zelda and Link look like their Wind Waker selves. The Suethor doesn't "Like the way they look in Ocarina of Time", and thinks that "They look funny." Also, Hyrule "[I]s located on the Dragonlance planet of Krynn."
Sue Rating:
I now sort of feel sorry for giving this fic such a rating, as the writing itself isn't that bad, save for some inconsistencies, plot holes and little errors, but this fic still earns a 4. The crossovers of death and the giant amount of Sues (even though we have only met three so far) are still the main reason for such a high rating, but the fact that a lot of ideas were ripped off from OoT (The Picori Sword that Hazel later receives in chapter 5 is a fine example) and that Hazel's mission of making the Skull Kid meet Link and start the events of MM was never mentioned again added to it. The sad thing, though, is that the writer is capable of writing something other than Sueish crap. In fact, if this was an original story, I would've really liked it, especially if Hazel was tweaked up a little bit.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Hazel the "Oracle of Life", Rose the "Oracle of Soul", and Sapphira. (She's also an Oracle, but what she is Oracle of has yet to be mentioned.) Oh, and the other Sues? They still have yet to be mentioned, so I won't bother listing them right now.
Full Species(es): Hazel: Shania Twain clone; Rose: Sheikah; Sapphira: Minish/Hylian mix (... I can only imagine how her parents managed to "do it.").
Hair Color and Style: Hazel: "Shaggy" silver hair. It goes to the ground when she grows up; Rose: Silver blond; Sapphira: Not mentioned.
Eye Color: Hazel: Hazel eyes (So creative!); Rose: "Blood-red eyes of a Sheikah", randomly turn sapphire in the sixth chapter; Sapphira: Amber. Her eyes are also very big.
Clothes: Hazel: Black tunic; Rose: Regular clothes are not mentioned (they're most likely clothes like Impa's or Sheik's), a nightgown that has "the Triforce on the front and the Sheikah eye on the back", a black robe that is "kinda like Zelda’s in TP"; Sapphira: Not mentioned, most likely Minish clothing.
Misc. Appearance Traits: Hazel looks like Shania Twain and Rose looks like someone named Goldmoon. Sapphira has "the classic Minish look."
Special Items/Weapons: Hazel: A sword and shield, the Picori Sword (which is a total rip-off of the Master Sword), a bow and arrows that are obtained in the sixth chapter; Rose: A bow and arrows, an ocarina, two swords; Sapphira: A harp.
Annoying Origin: Hazel: Termina; Rose: Hyrule?; Sapphira: Not mentioned.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Well, Hazel has to make it so that Skull Kid meets Link in the Lost Woods so that the events of Majora's Mask take place. She also lived with Cremia and Romani on Romani Ranch before she left off on her adventure. In the third chapter, Ezlo tells Hazel that she has to find the "Seven Oracles" (See 'Misc. Notes'). Rose is Zelda's friend/bodyguard.
Annoying Special Abilities: Hazel is an "inexperienced ten-year-old sword-wielder." And says this herself in the first chapter. Rose has a stare "that makes you squirm, that makes you feel as if she was peering into your soul", can transport to places (this doesn't count as an annoying special ability, however, as all Sheikah can do this. I just felt like listing it anyway), and, according to Hazel, has "royal influence, intelligence, grace, mastery with a sword, (she even had two swords!) and beauty." Sapphira was introduced in the latest chapter, so it is uncertain if she has any abilities as of right now.
Other Annoying Traits: Hazel became a pyromaniac after her parents froze during a very cold winter, and proves this by burning down the little house she was living in on Romani Ranch. ... Um, okay, it's obvious that she has some issues that she needs to talk about. She's also the "Oracle of Life", whatever that is, and eventually go through events that mirror Link's journey in OoT. Rose and Sapphira are also Oracles, and Sapphira is shunned by both the Minish and Hylians for being a mix. She is pretty harmless other than that so far.
Grammar/Spelling: Actually, the grammar is very good so far in this fic. Still one of the only things positive about this.
Misc. Notes: The A/Ns are BREEDING, ARGH. She also continues to hold future chapters ransom until she gets more reviews. Oi. Four out of the five reviews are by her friend (she actually made one or two of the Sues), so isn't that pretty pointless?
On another note, the Suethor explains that "[T]here were seven Oracles that sealed away Vaati in the Picori Blade. He had been slowly leaking out of his seal because Oracles weren’t at their respective temples. Hazel has to awaken four Oracles in their temples (yes, four, not five like Link had to find) and seal Vaati away. Because only six Oracles were needed to seal him away, Vaati is attempting to kill two of them. Before she could awaken them, she’d need the Picori Blade. Before she can get the Picori Blade, she has to get three stones of the Minish. It had been her parents’ duty to guard the Stones so no evil can get the Picori Blade." ... Um, okay.
Sample/Worst of This Story:
Hazel the Sue is walking in a forest and finds a temple, la-di-da-di-da.
“It’s nice to finally meet you, Hazel, Oracle of Life.”
Startled, Hazel looked into the eyes of Ezlo, the Hylian-sized Picori. So, he's a giant midget? Gasp! What happened to you, Ezlo? How did you become big? You should share your secret method of height with Edward Elric.
“I beg your pardon? I'm the Oracle of Fiery Emo, duh!”
“You are unaware of the Seven Oracles? (AJ: read the summary!) (The summary says nothing about this, Suethor!) I have much to tell you, young one.” (The Suethor talks about some Zelda crossover of death thing going on that I put in the Misc. Notes, la.)
“I am merely telling you what to do if you accept this challenge. You do not have to if it is against your will. If you don’t then all of Krynn (AJ: in my fanfic, Hyrule is located on the Dragonlance planet of Krynn. (More crossovers, joy!) Angel Land, in Kid Icarus, is like a floating city above it. If you don’t like it, don’t continue! (Well, fine then. You don't have to be so bossy.)) If you don’t accept it, the worlds of Hyrule, Termina, Labrynna, Holodrum, Subrosia, Ansalon, and Angel Land could be in danger-“ (But she's a pyromaniac emo kid rebel! Like, of course she'd let every world ever die!)
“Please don’t guilt me into it. I’ve already made my decision.” See? I told you!
Sue accepts, la-di-da-di-da. Huh, didn't see that coming. Like, way to go with the conformists, Hazel! Gosh!
....
I’m sorry I didn’t update, but first Zelda went to a party where there were pig-flavored cookies, and she was in a state of shock afterwards (she’s terrified of cuccos and pigs). Then I went with Azure to burn down random things, so we were pretty busy. I will try to update more (as long as I get more reviews!) so I will get to She-Magus and Raistlin! ;) yes, She-Magus, you know what I’m talking about!
(O... Kay then. No more pig cookies for you.)
Hazel meets up with Rose and Zelda, and her and Rose go through a secret passage way to... Somewhere. After going through a treasure room and defeating a Moblin, the duo comes upon a chest.
“Da heck? How big is this thing?” she groped blindly in the dark of the chest (*immature gigglesnort*) until she came to the Diamond of Picori. “I found it!” Jumping back over the edge, she showed it to Rose.
“And what, pray tell are you doing here?” they turned around to find a guard, glaring down at them. (Um, what? That sentence made my brain die. D:) Hazel was thinking up an excuse when she was surrounded by a cloud of smoke.
Rose transports them to the Hyrule Castle courtyard with Sheikah powerz, Zelda comes up to them and tells them about Ganondorf's oath with the king and how she met Link, the three of them have a sleepover, and the chapter ends.
....
Don’t worry, She-Magus, if Rose is a reincarnation of Goldmoon, then I’m Usha's. LUNITARI'S IDISH; DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, DAMEN DU!!!!!!! Sorry 'bout that. on with the story!
(Um, okay, Suethor? Please stop talking about in jokes you share with your friends so that we can read your damn story
The fifth chapter begins with Ganondorf invading Hyrule Castle. Rose tells Zelda that they have to go. And, uh, Hazel is nowhere to be seen.
“Mother is waiting with Artemis (the white horse; I just named it that because Artemis was the Roman goddess of wild animals; Epona the Celtic goddess of horses). (It's great that you gave the royal horse a name, and awesome that you named it after a goddess like Epona, but you have your information WRONG. Artemis is the GREEK goddess of the moon and all things wild, while Diana is her Roman counterpart. It probably would've been even better if you named the horse Poseidon, as he is the god who created horses in the first place. Better luck next time, though! ... *has just proved to her audience that she is a big mythology nerd*) Come on!” Taking Zelda’s hand, they ran through the corridors. They were almost at the stables when Zelda stopped.
Zelda and Impa start to leave on "Artemis", and Rose tells them that it is better if she gets out on her own. Zelda is sad that she has to leave her, but goes with Impa anyway. Rose tells Zelda to go to her old house in Kakariko Village.
Rose stumbled blindly into the house in Kakariko Village (for those of you wondering why she couldn’t have just teleported here; she’s still young, so she can’t teleport very far. And besides, it only works in emergencies). (So, uh, an evil and all-powerful Gerudo prince taking over the country is NOT an emergency?! Also, in the video game at least, Kakariko Village isn't that far from Hyrule Castle. You lack common sense!) She’d walked for miles; determination, will power, and
The scene cuts to Hazel (somehow) showing up at the Temple of Picori once again. Elzo is in front of it, once again, and tells her about what had happened at the castle the night before. Hazel becomes sad at the fact that she would most likely never see her friend ever again, and is about to go emo
“I will?!” she said with disbelief. (even though she’s emo, she gets excited easily; more often she will be scared excited than happy excited) (See?! Even the Suethor agrees that she's emo! Isn't that sad? ... Hehe, that sentence made me giggle, really. I have never heard of an excited emo. Ever.)
“Perhaps,” he said. “But for now you need to get the Pearl and the Crystal of Picori.” Hazel nodded, and then ran out the doorway.
“Here is the last one!” Hazel said, flaunting the Crystal of Picori. (I don’t really feel like writing how she got the other two stones; just use your imaginations) (Laaaaaazy.) “Ezlo?” she couldn’t find him at all, so she just placed the three stones on the altar so that those pesky Skullchildren could come and steal them. Then she played the Prelude of Picori on the ocarina, (the very one Rose took with her when she escaped Hyrule Castle, but I will not explain how she got Rose's ocarina in the first place), which Ezlo said would teleport her here (kinda like the Prelude of Light) and open the Door of Picori, which was kind of like the Door of Time. It opened, and there she saw the fabled Picori Blade, which was kinda like the Master Sword. She placed her hands on it, drew it out of the pedestal, and all went white. (Oh, I wonder where we've all seen this before!)
Impa takes Rose and Zelda to a Shekiah training camp, where they train for seven years. After their training, Zelda explains to Rose that Impa can only pick one of them to help out Link on his mission to save Hyrule. She then goes on to say that she wants to be the one who has to go, as she is tired of Rose having to protect her all the time, and also wants to assist Link because he is her friend. Rose is sad at this, but allows Zelda to go anyway. She then says that she'll go help out Hazel on her mission.
Meanwhile, Hazel wakes up in the Sacred Realm and meets Rauru. He then tells her that there was some sort of mistake, and that she should've ended up back in the Temple of Picori instead. According to another A/N, Rauru also tells Hazel about Link's whereabouts, and then tells her that her guide on the journey will be someone she knows. This guide turns out to be none other than Rose, who is somehow behind Hazel.
There is nothing really spork-worthy in the sixth chapter, so I'll just leave it out for this section.
I have a feeling that the Sues are going to get more painful in the future. Ow. In order to cheer you up and make you forget about that thought, I shall give you all some links to some humorous Zelda fanart~! The LikeLikes now eat green tunics, and Ganondorf has found his inner transsexual. RUN. Zaphk and crazyfreak also have some very lovely art, and Sage-of-Winds has some more goodies in her gallery, so check their stuff out!
Also, if you spot any sort of mistake, please tell me. I was tired when typing up some of this report, as it took FOREVER to finish.
