Oh man, in Spanish today we played this really random 'Go-Fish' like game....But one of the cards had a picture of two men and a bicycle on it, and all I could think was "Two consenting cycle repairmen." If only Hannahmylove had been there...

Then we watched this movie, and at the beginning they played "The Man I Love" and as soon as we figured out why we knew that melody Eliza, Renee, Ari, and I all freaked out. I think we scared Mrs. Alonso.

Mr. Welch: We're going to get some physical contact with electricity. ( I don't really think that's a very good idea...)

Today I hate angst. Guns don't kill people, angst kills people.

Today I love the song Basketcase.

So it was the suprisingly uneventful second night of Playing for Time, and the funniest two things were Angry!Paul and F flat. F flat. Honestly. F flat is e, thank you very much. So no, Ari, I do not know F flat.

And this:

You Are a Snarky Blogger!

You've got a razor sharp wit that bloggers are secretly scared of. And that's why they read your posts as often as they can!

OK, I have three days worth of funny occurances to enlighten you all with. Aren't you excited?

Ok, so Wednesday in Calc we had this problem where a guy was running 5 feet per second towards a lamppost. Think about that. That's really fast to be running, and Mr. Sinclair goes "He really wants to hug that lamppost." Then we filled out the data match forms, and Mr. Sinclair, who is on a roll this week, goes "OK kids, time to find Will a girlfriend. Corey?" (This is Will Gormley and Corey Jerecki) So then today Mr. Sinclair is talking about the data matches and Will needing a date and Maria goes "Ohhh, can I get one of those?" And she meant a data match form, but Mr. Sinclair goes "A date? Sure. Will, there you go."

Moving on to Anthro. Mr. Peterson was acting out how Homo sapiens and Neanderthals could have interbred. Neanderthals are big hulking beefy stocky ugly really strong humans, and Homo sapiens are us. So he goes:
First Homo sapien: (Looks up over a rock, sees Neanderthal girl) What is that?
Second Homo sapien: I don't know. Sure is ugly though.
First Homo sapien: Wanna fuck her?
But the best part is that four guys in the class agreed that they would do something like that. Men are pigs.

Then today someone asked if their mom could go with us to New York, and Mr. Peterson goes "That depends, is you mom a babe?" And then we proceeded to watch a movie about Germany because that's where they found Neanderthals, and someone goes "Germany. The people who brought you Hitler..."

At lunch some day Kristen had nachos all over her hands and she goes "Do you have a napkin? No? Maybe I'll just wipe it on my pants." When she reached down to do so she discovered she had napkins in her pants pocket and said "I wondered where these went!"

At rehersal Wednesday night Ari goes "My own Vienese dancing waltzing girls, which I giggled at.

Finally, in physics Mr. Welch realized that his drawing on the swimmer in our problem was a gilr and not a guy and so he changed her bathing suit with his pen and going "This is a G rated show!" And today I found out that he used to play trombone in the mariene corps band and there was apparantly much discussion as to what was more dangerous to the enemy; his gun or his trombone.

All done!

This is going to be rather longer than usual. I apologize in advance. But it is quite funny.

So... In Anthro Mr. Peterson endeavored to show us how archeological finds can be misconstrued by pretending to be a professor from Uranus who found an Earth burial site. To make a long story short, he put on a bra and claimed that it was a warrior chest plate, and that Earth men were very proud of their ability to get one off using only one hand. I have never laughed so hard in that class. (Ryan Butler also demonstrated his one handed technique in getting the warrior chest plate off Mr. Peterson.)

Then we continued the strange Macbeth movie in English. The murderers killed Banquo, and when they showed his body his head was all bloody, but they definitely had been stabbing him in the chest. WTF?
And in the banquet scene Macbeth was drinking wine, and all his guests were chanting hey hey hey, and I went chug chug chug!
OMG the witches' cauldron was a soup pot. No joke. It was like six inches across. Now that's just pathetic.
By the way, the crazy witch also played Lady Macduff, which was a pretty big change in character.

Then in physics Mr. Welch goes "Would you rather be hit by a train going .002 miles and hour or a mosquito going 200 miles an hour?" Kathryn looks at me and goes "That's one fast mosquito."

His next brilliant thing was to demonstrate how people who get shot in movies die. So he clutches his chest and goes "Forsooth, I am dead!" Which is really hysterical because when Macduff's son gets stabbed he goes "Mother I am slain!" before he dies.

Then to top it all off, at rehearsal I did what Lydia called an "absolutely spectacular" fall off the stage and hit my cheek really hard on the train platform. I also broke my jade ring. Jade is the hardest rock after diamond. It was quite a fall. I don't remember exactly what happened, but I was trying to step onto the bench and missed. Witnesses say I did a sort of twisty slow motion thing. All I know is my cheek hurts and I can't lift my right arm.

Playing For Time Woot like Woah! I love you all, cast and techies alike!

Janeea was there! I love Janeea! Who doesn't love Janeea, really?

Ahh, it was the second night. Where to begin?

So I taught Erin and Rus how to play Egyptian Rat Screw.
Me: You slap pairs, sandwiches, and combinations of ten. Got it?
Erin: Combinations of ten. Right. Like six and five.
Me: No, Erin, no.

Later on i slapped a pair of eights.
Erin: That was an empty sandwich!
Me: It was also a pair.
Then every time there was a real sandwich Erin would go "That's a full sandwich!"

Rus: I'm a little slow on the intake. (Intake?)

So then we go get ready, and we're in the chorus room getting notes.
Mrs. Archer: Spencer, you need to go sit with the orchestra.
Spencer: Yeah.(Doesn't move, turns back to his conversation.)
Mrs. Archer: Spencer! Go join the orchestra!
Spencer: Oh! (Gets up and sprints away.)

During the show there is this scene where Pat molests Karla. Kayla Steen, the Antifocus, sitting next to me, goes "Bow-chicka-bow" like bad porno music. I could not keep it together.

Then there is a scene where they take roll call and we all reel off like five random digits. Erin goes 05701. Soooooooooooo hard to keep a straight face. I definately heard snickers. I think I managed to make my smile into a grimace though.

Then Denny's was fun as always, but my favorite part was going to the bathroom. I'm in the stall, and then I hear Kristen come in.
Kristen: Ohhhhhh! Seat covers! We should have these at school, cause people can't aim. Even though they're girls and don't need to aim. Hey it doesn't stick! It should be adhesive. What do you do with it? Flush it? I should take it outsode and ask them what to do with it."

I officially love Kristen.

I just love stupid people. They are infinately amusing.

Stupid Guy:(Sees sign that says "look up") Why does it say look up?
Stupid Guy's Friend: I dunno, I haven't looked up yet.

But I also love funny people. They are funny.

(Becky walks over and sits down on the bench)
Mrs. Archer: Stretcher
Becky: Crap.
Mrs. Archer: No, stretcher.

Fania: Alma, may I ask you...
Lydia: Where's your podium?

That's all for now, folks!

Ok, first of all, I have been indirectly threatened by Rich. If he asks any of you for any information of mine, DO NOT GIVE IT TO HIM! I am not kidding.

Now on to some lighter business.

I asked Will how the movie Team America was, and he goes: It was hardcore...With puppets!

Then tonight at rehearsal David sat on Paul's hot chocolate, squashed the styrofoam cup, got it on his pants, and just made me laugh like a nut. Then to make it batter, Paul didn't know it had happened until David was cleaning it up, and he got all offended. Ha ha ha!

And you all suck because sure you can comment everywhere else but not on my journal. I am an attention whore, people. Help!

So at the hospital last night...

Danielle: I want to have the body of Jessica Simpson.
Will: I want to have her body too...in an entirely different way.

Have I ever mentioned that I love Will?

At rehearsal tonight we were calling out words that represent what wew were feeling and doing on thr train. Not a happy scene.

Lonley, afraid, tired, scared, hungry, cold, sad, etc.

The TJ, one of the chess players, goes "Checkmate!"

I couldn't help it; I laughed.

Last night at rehearsal we did these things called replacement gestures, which are gesture that replace words, and let the other person know exactly what you mean. For instance, a shrug means "I don't know" and a pointing finger means "Go away". I have the ultimate replacement gesture. *Waves middle finger in the air*

Jessica:(Touches Pat on the sholder) Pat. Get it? Pat?

Aaron: Oh, crap......I died already?

KAYLA STEEN IS THE ANTIFOCUS!

Mrs Atcher wants to know what breaks our focus, and it is Kayla. She does it to me on purpose. In fact, she has no focus. She is the antifocus. Like in Donny Darko. "I think you're the fucking antichrist" Kayla is the antifocus.