ernestmacmillan

Right, so my cousin Emma visited today. She was around because she had to visit her boyfriend and so, while we were having lunch, I told her about this project. She seemed very excited about it and wanted me to show her the computer. As soon as she read my entries, she put on her frown face and scolded me for some good eleven minutes. It wasn't at all like her! She usually just giggles a lot and swears about her acne.

Anyway, she removed my picture of me shouting and added this one with the awkward smile. She keeps saying it's not awkward but just look at it! It looks like I'm in the middle of a sentence! Seriously, taking pictures of people while they're talking is very rude, you have to respect the person speaking. Knowing myself, I would never add that picture. Nor I would without knowing myself.

I thought that was enough but I had Emma read it and she said I hadn't apologised yet. So, sorry that I wrote in here what you did with the Ravenclaw's brother, Brown. Sorry that I said Corner looked at the other Patil. Whichever it was. I'm sorry I said Longbottom's parents were in Mungo's partly because of the old Hogwarts caretakers (I did hear about that though! Children were locked inside coffins! It was tremendous!) and also, Headmaster Dumbledore probably doesn't have a pet unicorn.

Other than that, how was the knitting (sewing?) reunion? Hannah told me she had a splendid time! I hope it was all right for everyone else? How many of the other girls in this project attended?

ernestmacmillan

I don't know what you heard or who told you or who the sod you think you are, but if something happened at that barbeque was clearly the sexual tension between Brown and the tall fellow. I'm not sure who it was, but I for one DIDN'T DO ANYTHING remotely close to spending HOURS inside who knows what room, to then come out with a huge smile. I heard somewhere in the party that the tall bloke was actually related to Goldstein but I really cannot be sure, since the source of information isn't really reliable.

I can also say that one Michael Corner and Parvati Patil share no affinity at all as a couple, in fact, I think I might've seen him glance at her sister more than once. And I wasn't even controlling him or anything! It was that obvious!

I'm not going to say anymore because it'd be inappropriate, much like the rumours about Hannah and me that you are all spreading. It might have happened! It might not! If you say anything about Hannah being ugly or sorry for anything again I will make sure you are out of this project! I can get to Dumbledore if I want! I know how because he gave me a special address to send him requests since I was so interested in my duty as a prefect. Unlike the rest of you.

NOW TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

zforzacharias

My sister is not friendly/nice/fit/stacked like Lara Croft/coming to Anthony's barbeque. She is my sister.

And thanks a whole lot, Corner, but I am not a violent person but I will be if anyone so much as says Zoey on these things ever again.

Besides, she was only talking to the two of you because she wants to embarass me. It doesn't mean she likes you, she's almost married AND my sister!

blaise

An exciting time was had by all who attended the Weird Sisters concert on Friday night! Let me first hasten to assure you that the rumours about Myron Wagtail's solo album are greatly exaggerated!! He AK'd the rumour himself, live on stage!!!

Attendees of the concert were delighted by an extended set of Weird Sisters originals as well as three covers.

SET LIST
I Think Your Middle Name Is My Middle Name Too
Comma Is Acceptable In Some Situations
I Stepped On A Puffskein and It Was Very Awkward
As We Were Walking Amongst The Bubotuber Bushes That Sunday Afternoon
I Am Slightly More Convinced But Not Enough
That's What Floss Is For
I Am Not Crying, Blood Is Just Dripping From My Eyesockets
Le Sky Is Le Limit
In My Astronomy Homework Fantasy
You're Interested In Swiss Psychology, Too?
      (bRIEF INTERMISSION)
And If You Feel Cold Suddenly, It's Just Me Slipping Inside You
I Am Sitting Outside The Door Of A Bunch Of Sleeping People
Yesterday I Lost My Watch At The Beach
My Grey Eyes, Occasionally Stormy But Always Cool
I Liked Your Long Hair But I Like Your Short Hair Too
Isn't That The Way Of All Good Cults?
Very Respectful, Just As The Grindylow Would Have Wanted It
I Know They Probably Live By The Sea
      (ENCORE)
It Warms My Cold Dead Crocodile Heart
You're The One Talking About Slowmotion Violin Fields

It was a good show. Personally.... I like their new stuff better....

malfoydraco

Now that there's a ringing silence on these things, I ask you: what IS the sodding point of them?

blaise

If I don't come back....

Know this....

THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER BLAISE ZABINI QUITE LIKE ME!

mrtheodorenott

I have been reading what you all have been writing in these.

I thought better of some of you, I must say. I also thought some people couldn't get any lower, yet they did. The sole fact that everyone here thought it was a good idea to write endless paragraphs about how their daily life was going repulses me to the point that I might actually owl this back to the Headmaster.

As much as I loathe being at home and not having anything remotely productive to do, I still find my own housemates' entries to be revealing and degrading. I am not one to give specific names, but there is a reason each and every one of you are in the house of Slytherin. Most of you owe your parents a considerable amount of respect at all times, and that is disrespected by attending social events conducted by mudbloods and posting pictures of men who are obviously not wizards.

I am exasperated and ashamed, as you all should feel.

Feel free to comment, I cannot stop you, but if you're not a Slytherin, don't expect a reply.

pmpatil

Has anyone figured out their classes yet? I've had a few days to mull over my exam results, and I'm glad that we get to study more of what we actually want to next year, but I'm afraid that I'll end up hating the classes I've chosen in a few months. It all seems so final now, doesn't it? I think they should have begun explaining these things to us years ago instead of throwing it all at us now. Thinking about career paths and prerequisites and everything is starting to make my head spin.

blaise

I don't want to talk about it.

hjanegranger

Hello! Have you all got your O.W.L. results yet? Harry, Ron and I all got ours! I'm really pleased with my results. Ron told me I shouldn't ask everyone what their results are so I suppose I won't share mine but they're really quite what I was hoping for. Was our Astronomy O.W.L. graded on a curve, do you think?

By the way, the sewing circle will be pleased to know that I figured out what was wrong with that hat pattern!

ernestmacmillan

I have to say I did not, DID NOT spend the whole night trying to listen through the keyhole or even doing anything remotely close to paying attention to Susan Bones. None of it! And to my defence, Hannah wasn't talking to me and she's my BEST FRIEND. And my parents thought I was going to the party and that I was invited, if I came back early with the present and everything, they'd be pretty hacked off and you haven't seen them hacked off.

Also, come on, Corner, a Quaffle is a good present. It was a good quality Quaffle even! It's the new model for this year's League! Or last year's, I can't remember correctly but my neighbour Nicholas said it was good quality and he knows what he's talking about! So come off it, you didn't have to leave me outside the dor.

That's all I have to say and it should be enough for you to know that what happened after that was only necessary. And by the by, I did't even see you after a while. Smith didn't talk to me because he was busy talking to some Ravenclaw whose name I'm sure I have on my list, but I can't give the face a random name, can I? That is just not House Pride, all right, first Susan and Hannah then Smith I had to spend the night laughing at whatever it was Goldstein was trying to tell Turpin because his nose was not only big but a bit red, if you ask me. McDougal didn't really notice since she brought her obviously not a girl friend Patrick.

If you ask me, he acts a little like Fanny. Still can't prove me wrong, McDougal.

So then, when I left (and it was pretty late, if I might add) Hannah and Susan, none of you were at the room anymore. And I still need to talk to you Hannah, because you IGNORED ME, REMEMBER?

Reply to my owls, Merlin's beard!

blaise

Is it true?

missbones

Happy birthday Michael Corner! You're allowed to do something really important now, did you know? I can't remember what it is! Anthony said, but now I've forgotten. But I hope you have lots of fun doing whatever it is, anyway! And I also hope that your day is really nice and happy birthday-ish!

mrtheodorenott

How do I get one of those e-mails, then.

mrtheodorenott

I have sent you an owl asking if this is a required assignment. I have no answer yet.

They are calling me Teddy, Sir.