Attn; EVERYONE

I don't know what you heard or who told you or who the sod you think you are, but if something happened at that barbeque was clearly the sexual tension between Brown and the tall fellow. I'm not sure who it was, but I for one DIDN'T DO ANYTHING remotely close to spending HOURS inside who knows what room, to then come out with a huge smile. I heard somewhere in the party that the tall bloke was actually related to Goldstein but I really cannot be sure, since the source of information isn't really reliable.

I can also say that one Michael Corner and Parvati Patil share no affinity at all as a couple, in fact, I think I might've seen him glance at her sister more than once. And I wasn't even controlling him or anything! It was that obvious!

I'm not going to say anymore because it'd be inappropriate, much like the rumours about Hannah and me that you are all spreading. It might have happened! It might not! If you say anything about Hannah being ugly or sorry for anything again I will make sure you are out of this project! I can get to Dumbledore if I want! I know how because he gave me a special address to send him requests since I was so interested in my duty as a prefect. Unlike the rest of you.

NOW TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.