Then it has a small laggy engine that is zero to 60 in 10 freaking seconds, much longer than other cars. It doesn't speed up in traffic well. Guess who has a no-runway merge into 65 mph traffic every day?
And then it gets worse gas mileage than other vehicles in its segment that'll end up costing me over 1K a year in gas fees. Sigh. I hate making these kinds of decisions.
Shockingly I have done nothing on
Read The Dinosaur Who Cried Wolf

Guest: "Why haven't they reintroduced the Newfoundland Wolf?"
Me: "Well ma'am, they're extinct. They don't exist anymore."
Guest: "Well, can't they bring them back?"
A sophisticated AI-powered examination of coral reef resistance extrapolated into the future found that there’re about 64,000 square miles of coral reefs on Earth that could still be resisting climate change by 2050.
The common theory states that CO2 emissions create a greenhouse effect which warms the seas which causes coral reefs to bleach or even die, yet there are environments—as GNN has frequently reported—where corals seem to be more resilient.
It would be nice if Earth didn't have to reinvent reefs again, and could keep this version.
2. I had a dentist appointment Tuesday but rescheduled it on Monday when I wasn't feeling well, in case I was still feeling gross on Tuesday, as I did not want to be stuck in a dentist's chair while having digestive issues. I wasn't able to get an early morning appointment for any day next week like I usually prefer and was only able to get 10am on Monday, and it's going to be a longish session, so I just decided to take the day off rather than schedule work around it.
3. We had been considering maybe getting a membership for the Natural History Museum as they are pretty reasonable (and we only need to buy one, as it's good for the member plus one guest), and then I got an email saying they're currently running a 20% off promo for membership, so I went ahead and signed up. It's actually good for both the museum and the tar pits, but the annoying thing is that the tar pits are closing as of this past Tuesday for two years for rennovation lol. So in this case it's only good for the one museum. But it gets you free access to all the separately ticketed exhibits, as well as 10% off food and merch.
4. Sleepy angel!

Title: like headstones in his eyes
Rating: G
Type: Fic
Word Count: 3530
Prompt: 049: Electric
Fandom/Ship: Bleach (Shihouin Yoruichi/Urahara Kisuke)
Notes/Warnings: Non-Sexual Nudity, Canon-Typical Behavior
Summary
As far as Yoruichi knew, there existed only a ten minute window in which she and Kisuke did not exist in the world simultaneously. One could argue that the universe trembled when Kisuke Urahara was born, understanding the danger that would befall it were he left unchecked and thus sent Yoruichi Shihouin screaming into the turn of the new year a week earlier than House Shihouin expected.
Yoruichi had never known a world that Kisuke didn’t exist in.
Today she was deeply considering making one herself.
Yoruichi, Urahara, and the aftermath of the Askin fight.
Link: READ ON AO3
Do you have a rec for this week? Just reply to this post with something queer or queer-adjacent (such as, soap made by a queer person that isn't necessarily queer themed) that you'd, well, recommend. Self-recs are welcome, as are recs for fandom-related content!
Or have you tried something that's been recced here? Do you have your own report to share about it? I'd love to hear about it!
Read Are Queue Serious?

The electronic gates at the airport show videos to the passengers of what to do. They show actors walking up to the gates, placing their passport down on the scanner, staring at the camera, etc.
A man is staring at the video, waiting in a lane. The gate is ready, but he isn’t moving.
Read Are Queue Serious?
Rating: G
Length: 200 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: The title is from Among the Stones of the Earth by Fernando Linero, translated by Nicolás Suescún, and Delhi Summer, Early Afternoon by Kamlesh, translated by Teji Grover. Again, this is entirely fictional.
Summary: Sometimes everything is weird. And sometimes it’s okay again.
( Read more... )
Do you mean I could buy anything and anyone in the world? Like, no amount too large, no cost beyond contemplating?
Or do you just mean I get all my basics provided? Bills paid, insurances, food, etc?
Because I'm talking about a situation where "if I need the money to buy anything, I have it" in which case, I'm not thinking about me, I'm thinking BIG SCALE.
--
1. What would you do right now, if money were not an issue?
Buy the Australian government. Everyone's for sale at the right price, and you said 'money not an issue'.
Actually, no, I would buy one of the major news/media companies networks. Straight up. Fire everyone, rehire a bunch of people, kill AI, the whole deal.
smaller scale
Oh, you mean personally?
Buy several properties. Townhouses to rent out to friends/people who are struggling. Do it up, solar, water tanks, garden beds, etc.
At least one land property up in the hills - probably about 2-3 acres. Same thing, although a little more intensive.
If we're not talking about the big broadscale kind of stuff, I'd get the roof replaced and the walls insulated, sort out some under-house storage spaces, and redo the garden.
2. What would you do for the next three years, if money were not an issue?
Sort out the house and the land.
Write that novel. (Yes, really. *sigh* I've been saying this for the last twenty-five years.)
3. What is bringing you the most joy right now that requires little or no money?
Fanfic writing.
4. What types of things do you find enjoyable that require no money?
Walking around the neighbourhood. Gardening (although a lot of that tends to cost money in inputs). Reading fanfic.
5. Is there anything you've been meaning to do for a long time, but put off because of money?
...I'm guessing getting the roof replaced and the walls insulated doesn't count?
Pay off my sister's mortgage? IDEK.
--
I was going to talk about jobness and the next stage of work, but not out in the open, I think.
Read OSHAaaht Up!
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Project Manager: "Okay, I hear we have to do this OSHA thing? It seems like a waste of time, to be quite honest. I will talk to my line manager to see if this is necessary. If it's not I… yeah, I just will not do it."
Mechanical Lead: "It is a [Company] requirement."
Project Manager: "I will talk to my line manager."
Read OSHAaaht Up!
Gus and Mattholomule go on a date to the carnival, Mattholomule rides a tough looking ride to look cool, but it backfires.
Words: 631, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
- Rating: General Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Mattholomule (The Owl House), Gus Porter
- Relationships: Mattholomule/Gus Porter
- Additional Tags: Fluff and Angst, Wordcount: 100-1.000, Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
门 part 2
问, to ask; 闯, to dash; 闲, at leisure ( pinyin )
https://www.mdbg.net/chinese/dictionary?cdqrads=169
词汇
电动车, electric vehicle; 电视剧, TV drama ( pinyin )
https://mandarinbean.com/new-hsk-4-word-list/
Guardian:
该问的也都问完了, I've asked everything I need to ask
[no 电 words of this kind]
Me:
我不吃咸的,因为我不够闲。
那部电视剧我们都超爱。
Read There’s No Thinking Happening Outside This Box
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Customer: "Wow, it must be cramped in there."
Me: *Confused.* "What do you mean, ma'am?"
Customer: "Inside the ATM. Must get cramped."
Me: "Ma'am, I'm communicating with you remotely. I'm not… I'm not physically inside the ATM."
Sent Witch King back to the waiting readers and consoled myself with the Kakuriyo manga which of course segues nicely into 100 Demons land. Last night I hacked through that first story in vol. 28 and now sort of have an idea what happened. But I have no notion what it was Uncle Kai took from the cult house and equally no idea what his semi-psychic coworker took from that other house-- he said it was a cat but Kai says You realize now it's not a cat? Oh no, he says You realize it's not something you can raise in an apartment. But the guy was buying cat food for it, so what was it? No idea what's up with the bell that the coworker buys for his ?cat? for his girlfriend? that disperses ghosts when they come knocking on the door. Only a vague idea what's up with coworker's mother who was supposed to have run off but who may be a ghost herself. This is Ima-sensei at her most obscure. And memory says 28 is an obscure volume all round. Argh.
Last week I got Influenced to acquire Specific Shoes For Lifting In as opposed to merrily carrying on in my DMs. They arrived on Tuesday! Which meant I had them for squats yesterday. The only difference I have noticed so far was how confused I was by? my standard set-up? suddenly being the wrong height? Suddenly the cups were too high for me to be confident I'd be comfortably able to rerack the bar once I'd got significant weight on it.
... they are barefoot shoes. they have minimal soles. I'm nearly three centimetres shorter!!!
Meanwhile today's hobby has been working out a bunch of protein numbers, in relation to both the She's A Beast protein mush and the offerings of The Organic Protein Company (my second order from them having also arrived... on Tuesday). The former on account of I'm making my own yoghurt rather than using Fage 2% and I wanted to work out how it compared to the numbers Johnston quotes, whereupon I was alarmed to find out that I cannot by any reasonable means match her asserted 36g (but can if I assume she forgot she'd already added the peanut butter to it...); the latter out of curiosity about how preciously precise I might want about serving size (answer: I am not tracking ANYTHING else closely enough to care about a gram or so of protein each way in my shakes, good grief).
( sorry about the horrid formatting, I'll fix it in the morning (maybe) )
My meetings next Tuesday have all been cancelled, so I've added the day to my vacation next week, so I'll be in Monday and then done until the next Monday. I also discovered I had booked 2 separate optometrist appointments, so I cancelled the one next Thursday and will go in August as usual.
My plan this weekend is to bake a blueberry crumb cake* to take to my brother's on Sunday for our birthday bbq, and then make a key lime pie for myself on Tuesday, since my birthday is Wednesday. I haven't figured out what I'll make myself for dinner, but that is always the less important part of things to me. As long as I have a good birthday dessert, the dinner can be anything.
*Note: it will be an orange blueberry crumb cake since my sister does not like lemon. We'll see how it goes!
I am also once again waiting for the cleaning service to let me know if they are coming on Monday or not. They did not come this past Monday since I said it wouldn't work for me, but then there was radio silence, so today I reached out again, but have not gotten an answer. I appreciate the work they do immensely. I just wish they were better at communicating!
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Read A Double Take
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Counter Lady: "Well, no need to ask about your relationship; you're clearly his dad."
Awkward. I gently correct her.
Me: "No, actually, I'm his brother."
Read A Double Take
