I didn't even remember that this place existed still! It's been a year since someone posted in it. So, what's happened in a year?.........Holy shit.

Merry X-mas and Channuka all.

I only say now because Ill forget otherwise.

Hope you're all well.

It's not always rainbows and butterflies, it's compromise that moves us along. My heart is full and my door's always open, you can come any time you want.

I don't mind spending every day out on your corner in the pouring rain. Look for the girl with the broken smile. Ask her if she wants to stay a while.

Is it possible to have semi-decent sex with a good friend and still act normal around each other. (Keep in mind the partner in crime is russian.) I don't have any clue as to what he thinks will happen next, or if he even cares. Blah, bitter thoughts and cynical contemplations. I want to be hungover. Anything to give a reason as to why I'm so goddamn sore and irritated.

Just have to say, 'cos I'm feeling nostalgic.

[cartman voice] I love you guys...! [/cartman voice]

:')

(UDA to all apart from Ali.)

Hey guys. I've had a busy week, but I must post the quotes anyway, seeing that everybody loves them so much. You can all laugh now.

Thursday May 20, 2004.- "It's not whether you win or loose; It's whether you win."

Friday May 21, 2004.- "What is popular is not always right, and what is right is not always popular."

Saturday May 22, 2004.- "If blood is thicker than water, why don't we sing?"

Sunday May 23, 2004.- "Pain is weakness leaving the body."

Monday May 24, 2004.- "Happy is the man who is happy with his lot in life."

Tuesday May 25, 2004.- "Writers write so that readers can read."

Wednesday May 26, 2004.- "Good is the source of all evil."


Good night ladies and gents. Peace beyond and to all eternity.

Okay. So I'm going to give you quotes now, without spending any more time, because I know you're all very busy people and I've ran out of small talk.

Monday May 10, 2004.- "As you watch time fly by, time watches you stand still."

Tuesday May 11, 2004.- "Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of war."

Wednesday May 12, 2004.- "A little pride always goes along with a teaspoon of brains."

Thursday May 13, 2004.- "You are wise Mithrindian. Yet, for all your subtleties, you have not wisdom."

Friday May 14, 2004.- "To exaggerate is the only way I can approximate the truth."

Saturday May 15, 2004.- "How stunning are the changes which age makes in a man while he sleeps."

Sunday May 16, 2004.- "It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions."

Why thank you all for tuning in. Until next week, take care of yourself, and each other.

Should I start smoking weed again after 2 1/2 years of sobriety, at least from pot. I don't know what I should do, and I'm so confused that I leave it to the decisions of the masses.

WE WILL BE RICH!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MAD INVENTOR HAS DONE IT AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING. Incidentally, the greatest time to do anything is 2:00 in the morning, but that is besides the point. Oh my god, I HAVE DONE IT. Let me rephrase that. WE HAVE DONE IT. Ali, we have made a batch. WE WILL LIVE LIKE KINGS. Everyone knows that you have a big penis, so there's nothing to hide when I say We Will Live Like "Kings". It is so late in the early. Goddamn. Blahhh. But none the less, WE MADE A BATCH. Its all over from here. No more cigarette fads. No more gum. No more anything but "NNNNNUUUUUUUMMMMMMYYYYYYYSSSSSSS" HHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!. I can't wait till you try one tomorrow. I can't wait till we start the production line. And the whole world will look back at this amazing morning and wonder what flavor the very first one was. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it was............L.........E..........M........O........N. And to know that in a couple of years everyone thought we were going to fail. This is better than "Inward Singing". Goodnight.