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Title: Q is for Quijote
Pairing: Reid/JJ (past Reid/random OFC)
Rating: PG13/R
Summary: "She sounds hot."
Warnings: Sexuality. Innuendo. The merciless slaughter of the French language? Silliness. Absurdly dialogue-heavy-ness?
Notes: More Alphabet Meme-age; prompt courtesy of the oh-so-fantastic invaderk. Totally pointless, but FUN! FUN, I tell you! At least for me ;) Scroll to the bottom for (exceedingly poor) translation. Oh, also! Your version of how-Reid-lost-his-virginity: please discuss.

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Title: U is for Uvula
Pairing: Reid/Prentiss
Rating: PG13
Summary: There's a reason hookers charge more for kissing.
Warnings: Language, spoilers for Minimal Loss, vaguely implied (past) drug use, more schmoopiness! SOMEONE STOP ME!
Notes: This is part of my Alphabet Meme, as prompted by the magnificent invaderk. ♥

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Title: Z is for Zenith
Pairing: Elle/Reid
Rating: PG13
Summary: "Getting stranded in the lost scene from Deliverance wasn't really what I had in mind to ring in the new year."
Warnings: Language. Silliness. Softer!Elle (sort of?) Obscure, barely-there use of the prompt? ;)
Notes: More Alphabet Meme-age, courtesy of the fabulous kuriadalmatia. This was fun! And silly. But time-of-year appropriate, damnit!

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Title: A is for Abstinence
Pairing: Reid/JJ
Rating: PG13
Summary: "Are we really having this conversation?"
Warnings: Tears. Ha. Schmoop-ish-ness? Abrupt mood changes? Shaving? Also, UST. I hope.
Notes: deathjunke prompted me Abstinence in the Alphabet Meme in the hopes of some UST. So. That's what I tried to do! Um. That is all.

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Title: E is for Everywhere
Pairing: Reid/Elle
Rating: NC17
Summary: "What the fuck was that all about?"
Warnings: Explicit, public sex. Naughty language. Plotlessness. Ridiculousness. Etcetera.
Notes: I am determined to turn the Alphabet Meme into my own personal porn-fest, apparently. But! Miss Ginny (♥) observed that my Elle always seems to be goading Reid into things, and I wanted to maybe turn the tables on that a bit and write an aggressive!Reid/Elle (though my Elle isn't really the type to lie down and take it... ha). So! Blame her! *snicker* And also, blame bubblesuds for the prompt. *accepts no responsibility for filthiness*

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Title: T is for Trust
Pairing: Reid/JJ
Rating: PG13/R-ish
Summary: Something is very, very wrong.
Warnings: Language. Drug abuse/addiction. Over-angsty melodrama? Ha.
Notes: Another one of bubblesuds' amazing Alphabet Meme prompts. The time has come to torture these two again. *rolls eyes*

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Title: V is for Vagina
Pairing: Reid/Elle
Rating: R
Summary: "Ugh. I hate that word."
Warnings: Language, suggestive dialogue (ha), vague spoiler-age for Derailed. A fair amount of silliness.
Notes: Yet another installment of the Alphabet Meme. The prompt - which made me giggle a bit like a twelve-year old - is from the darling bubblesuds, a girl after my own heart ;) ♥


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Title: K is for Kink
Pairing: Reid/Garcia
Rating: NC17
Summary: Reid & Garcia play a little guessing game. Ha.
Warnings: Um. Kink? Ha. Mostly of the object-insertion variety. *blushes, slinks off*
Notes: This was originally going to be Emily/JJ, but for some reason, Reid and Garcia got all petulant and pouty and told me they wanted to play, instead, and I actually thought it suited them better. So I let them. This is part of the Alphabet Meme and was prompted by the lovely insaneformality. Therefore, I am placing all responsibility for its filthy, dirty content squarely on her shoulders ;) I mean, what else did you want me to do with a prompt like kink?!?! Also, THIS is Ramune, in case you aren't familiar... I had a friend who was obsessed with Japanese soft drink things, haha, and we used to get them all the time at this ridiculously awesome store near here. There's a little marble-thing in the top that you have to push down in so that you can drink it. And it's really good, actually. And I just had this image in my head of them nerding out together at the Japanese specialty store. Ahem. OKAY DONE NOW ON WITH THE PR0N.

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Title: Y is for Ytterbium
Characters: Reid, Garcia, Prentiss
Rating: PG?
Warnings: One naughty word, short-and-silly-ness, taking the easy way out with the prompt? Ha.
Notes: As prompted in the Alphabet Meme by kuriadalmatia, who went there ;)

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Title: C is for Concentrate
Pairing: Reid/JJ
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Language, make-you-gag schmoop. Really. You might want to bring a bucket to this one.
Notes: As prompted in the Alphabet Meme by my love, bendleshnitz1, who gave me the prompt and the pairing of Reid/any.

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