So, ha ha! Apparently I wrote a Fresh Blood coda! Like, three years ago! And never finished it and then forgot about it and just last night decided to click open the file called Slipknot (because for some reason that's what I named the unfinished fic? idk but it seemed like a good title so I kept it.)

Anyway, thanks to serialkarma for the beta. Have some random S3 wincest, folks - happy thursday!


Title - Slipknot
Pairing - Sam/Dean
Rating - adult
Word Count - 3700
Spoilers - for FRESH BLOOD. HA HA HA. ITS LIKE I'VE BEEN IN A FANNISH COMA FOR THREE YEARS.


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Happy Thursday! Here - have some Wincest!

*beams*

Written for drvsilla for spn_j2_xmas. I went with your S1 UST then porny Wincest prompt. Hope you like it!

Many thanks to rivers_bend for the awesome beta.

Title - and it all comes back 'round again
Pairing - Sam/Dean
Rating - R
Word Count -1900
Spoilers - none. set in early S1


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FIC!

A coda to last weeks episode The Curious Case of Dean Winchester. I haven't written Sam and Dean in like, over two years. I'm a total noob these days. WEIRD. We'll see how this whole writing thing goes.

Thanks to musesfool for the beta!


Title - an apple a day
Word Count - 1967
Pairing - none
Rating - adult
Spoilers - through 5x07



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I got home from work tonight and rewatched the last scene of AHBL part1 and wrote a fic.

There are no spoilers for part 2 in this, just a "what if" kind of scenario. I'm completely unspoiled for part 2 and would love to keep it that way. (I've also not read much fic lately, so I apologize if this has been done and I missed it!)

Thanks to Allie for the super fast beta!


Title - the devil went down
Pairing - Sam/Dean
Word Count - 750
Rating - R
Spoilers - for episode 2.21, reference to episode 2.8 - Crossroad Blues


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Fic! For astolat! The first of many that I owe her for Sweet Charity!

This also falls into the "non-angsty first-time Wincest" category that I always try to hit, so, who knows, hopefully it works like that.

Post Folsom Prison Blues fic. Spoilers for the episode. Thanks to coolgrin and concernedlily for help with the episode dialogue. Thanks to my Lindsayface for the beta! ♥♥♥♥♥


Title - Room 11A
Pairing - Sam/Dean
Rating - NC17
Word Count - 5250
Spoilers - through episode 2.19


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So the fic I'm currently working on is happy! And fun! And funny har de ha ha!

But I got NO sleep last night and came into work today and was *immediately* annoyed by the entirety of my family AND my husband's family, so, uhm, I sat down and wrote not happy Wincest? W00t?

*facepalm*

Anyway, it's FIC, kind of, and being that I havent posted anything in over a freaking MONTH I guess I should just be goddamn happy.

Thanks to technosage for the beta! My allieface *HEARTS*


Title - With Perfect Clarity
Pairing - Sam/Dean
Rating - NC17
Spoilers - slight ones for Heart
Word Count - ~900


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I have no idea what this is, and I figured I better post it now before I thought better of it and it never saw the light of day.

Basically, Jess never died, Sam finished school, and Dean babysits their kids on date night. I KNOW. I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED EITHER. *hands*

oh, ok, FINE. what happened is I'm pregnant and schmoopy and want sam and dean to be happy! and have babies! and be daddies and uncles and omg PREGNANCY HORMONES ARE MAKING ME CRAZY THE END.

Thanks to ephemerall for the beta!!


Title - Three Point Two
Pairing - Sam/Jess futurefic, Dean
Rating - PG
Word Count - 1800



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I should just take all my goddamned outlines of things and toss them out the window.

Erm - anyway! Babyfic! Except she's not a baby! And again, totally NOT the section that was going to come next, but, whatever! Clearly my brain just does what it wants these days!

This is for mona1347 who wanted this for her birthday which was in, uhm, January (shh!) and a bunch of other people who've asked for this (or something close to this at least) for a while now. Totally out of order from the babyverse. You need to skip ahead like, fifteen years for this one *g*

Thanks to my allieface for the beta!


The rest of the babyfic universe can be found under the babyfic tag!


Title - the one where she goes on a date
Pairing - Sam/Dean (implied, not graphic)
Rating - adult
Word Count - 1480


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I am lame and spazzed out yesterday when I got home and fell asleep for hours and hours, only waking up long enough to tap out some of this story and then fall back asleep. How about I love on everyone tomorrow!

*facepalm*

I do need to say thank you though to ginger, linds, allie, maygra, rach, PT and my two anon gifters for the pressies on my userinfo, and for all the wonderful comments left for me on svmadelyn's Valentine Day Love Game. I never forget every single day how lucky I am to have fandom - to have THIS fandom - and every single person I've met through it. Y'all are wonderful and make every day of my life happier and shiner because you're all in it.

You *also* totally spoil me with so much encouragement for weird things like BABYFIC and such (which, god, I'm sorry to be posting again before I catch up on comments! Tomorrow is comment day, I swear it!) so now I will throw MORE randomass, slightly weird fic at you and, uhm, hope you like it? *beams*

Getting this up as quick as I can because it's directly related to Born Under a Bad Sign. Thanks to innie_darling for the kickass beta, and to girlmostlikely for reading the start of this yesterday and assuring me that yes, it was ok to keep going *g* You both rock!

Title - in this time of retribution
Pairing - demon!Sam/girl whose father was the hunter Sam killed in 2.14
Rating - R
Word Count - 3300
Spoilers - for 2.14


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Yikes! Sorry this one was so long coming, guys! The next few in line for this verse are gen so hopefully they'll be quicker in coming.

Thanks, as always, to my babyfic beta Linds. Best girl EVER, baby ♥

And, uhm, yeah. More wincest in this one. Whoops!

The rest of the babyfic universe can be found under the babyfic tag.


Title - the one where Sam comes home late
Pairing - Sam/Dean
Rating - R
Word Count - 2967


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Happy Supernatural Day!

Scooching in just under the wire for a Houses of the Holy fic. Thanks to poisontaster for the fabulous beta!


Title - now I lay me down to sleep
Pairing - Sam/Dean
Rating - R
Word Count - ~1600
Spoilers - for episode 2.13 - Houses of the Holy
Summary - Dean wonders when Sam prays.


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I do this all the time, yo. Post no fics for like, two weeks straight and then post three in three days. SIGH.

But! Porn this time! Porny porn, and seriously, this is my first ever sex toy fic, so, you know. I dont know. Maybe I get a porny cake or something for that.

Dirty wincest written for my most awesome poisontaster, and seriously, people, there are some people in the world who should like, just get to mosey along, minding their own business, being awesome and just generally making the world a better place. PT is one of these people.

This is for you baby, because it's hard to give you my heart over the internets. Plus, I think you have that anyway ♥

Thanks, as always, to my dirty girl Lindsay for the beta, who loves it when I send her emails with files titled "dildo.doc" Yeah, baby, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT \o/


Uhm. I'll shut up now.


Title - Two AA Batteries Required
Pairing - Sam/Dean
Rating - nc17
Word Count - 2000
Spoilers - none. that would mean there was PLOT, of which this fic has very little.



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I've always wanted to write a "Sam is in love with Dean" fic, and this might be as close as I get. Thanks to monkiedude for the beta!!

Title - the life between heaven and hell
Pairing - Sam/Dean
Rating - adult, not graphic
Word Count - 2500
Spoilers - for nightshifter



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Babyfic!

This is for apocalypsos who wanted: Dean's reaction to a big first, like first word or first steps or something and this is, uhm, *kind of* like that. But slightly not. And she wanted wincest and this really isn't.

SIGH. *loses*

However! I already have the next two parts of the babyfic plotted out, and the next one is wincest for sure, with the one following that, uhm, well. Let's just say that the one following that was one a lot of people requested and should be LOTS of fun. MOO HA HA.

Also, I didnt really want to name these all, but I did go back and give them all Friends type titles: the one where they find her, the one where they name her, etc. So that makes this one the one where she talks.


Thanks to my Lindsay for the beta, as usual. I love you, baby!!


Title - the one where she talks
Pairing - none
Rating - babyfic, you pervs
Word Count - 1300


The rest of the babyfic universe can be found under the babyfic tag.



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So! Who wants to start the year off with some slightly schmoopy, slight melonchly, not really sad but not really happy, futurefic wincest?

*beams*

*facepalms*

This is for fatale for spn_holidays. She asked for schmoopy clichefic and got, uhm, the fic that's under the cut tag. She does love Dean though, and it's a very Dean type fic, and just, give it a shot, ok? It's not SAD sad, just, it's not puppies and rainbows either, so if that's what you're looking for you might want to pass.

The title is snagged from, god, a Lucas Scott monologue in some random season 3 episode of OTH, and yeah, if the saying "start as you mean to go on" applies to my life, apparently 2007 will be a year of NO SHAME as well. \o/

Thanks to strippedpink for the beta, as usual, and to technosage who saw this in it's early stages on Sat night and told me to keep going. MWAH!!


Title - the quiet persistence of a dream
Pairing - Sam/Dean
Rating - R
Word Count - 1800
Spoilers - none



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kashmir1 wanted first time rimming wincest, and unholyglee asked for rimming fic in general, and without_me just wants porn with no babies in the same room with the porning people, so here. 1350 words of PWP first time rimming wincest. DONT SAY I NEVER GAVE YOU NOTHING.

\o/

(other fics coming soon, promise! tonight was just a rimming night, aparently, and really, HOW MUCH do I love my life sometimes!)

Thanks to strippedpink for the speed beta. Do I love anyone more than lindsay? I really dont think so. ♥


Title - down and dirty
Pairing - sam/dean
Rating - nc17
Word Count - 1350



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*facepalms*

Yes. I'm dirty. I've wincested up the babyverse. *facepalms MORE*

But! They're not all going to be wincesty. Promise. We'll call it 50/50. (Though the next one will be wincest too. sorry!) But yeah. This is the very beginning of Sam/Dean in this universe. Hope you like it!

Thanks to strippedpink for the beta! This is for wendy ♥ ♥!

(all previous parts are found under the spn!babyfic tag)



Title - babyfic 5
Pairing - Sam/Dean
Rating - pg13
Word Count - 2200



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*facepalms*

Ok! Here is a fic disclaimer in two parts!

Part 1: I love slodwick. VERY MUCH. Slod is just - Slod's awesome, people. Talented and nice and omg, one of the seriously funniest people you will ever meet. She makes me laugh harder than anyone I know, and I'm lucky EVERY DAY that I know her. Every single day.

Part 2: Sometimes? Bad Things happen in the comments of my post. So one day, I dont remember when, or which post, but ONE DAY, nardasarmy posted links to pictures. And one picture was like, "Sam doing something!" and the other was "Kittens (or ducks, I dont remember which) in love with a paddle boat!" and I looked at it quick and said:

"Oh, HAHA. I thought that said SAM in love with a PADDLE BOAT!"

And then Slod wandered along and said, "THAT! THAT is what I want for my birthday! Sam/paddle boat!"

So. You know. *koff* I will pretty much do anything for my friends.


Posting this today even though her birthday is tomorrow because I will be offline most of tomorrow and Friday. So, you know, HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY, SLOD! I LOVE YOU!! ♥! As for everyone else, erm, sorry? :D

Thanks to strippedpink for the beta!


Title - thy love which is forbidden
Pairing - Sam/paddle boat
Rating - R
Word Count - 2400
Warnings - uhm. do we warn for paddle boat humping? *g*


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Small SPN ficlet for the darling cereta on her birthday! She asked for "Dean while Sammy's at college" and try as I might, that NEVER ends well for me *g*

So, uhm, Happy Birthday? I'm sorry if your present is slightly depressing? *grins weakly*

Seriously, though, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUDE! You are awesome and I hope you have a wonderful day!


No pairing, no spoilers, no title. Set pre-series. 444 words.


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I was so mushy last night that I didnt even drink my wine, dudes. That's BAD. All I could manage was sitting on my couch, emailing with Lindsay and writing babyfic. And, oh yeah, trolling youtube for clips of Jensen on DOOL.

(Which, wow. Go Jensen with your mad acting skills now, man. I remember watching DOOL back then and thinking he was an AMAZING actor, and just, watching those clips now and seeing how much he's improved since then? Yikes.) (Though, Christ, him and Nicole were hot together, weren't they? God. I nearly forgot that.)

Anyway, I woke up this morning with a headache and a fever, so that explains the mushiness, I guess. I already took my shower and bundled myself up, and Im planning on spending the rest of the day alternating between sleeping on the couch, lying on the couch and eating, and stretched out on the couch watching my Tivo. The couch is KEY today.

But, ok! Before that! This is for mkitty3 in thanks for the amazing Dean and Melissa manip she made for me yesterday. I asked her what she wanted in return, and this was what she picked, so if you get cavities from the sweetness - well - ok, fine, blame me, but also blame her this time!! *g*

Thanks to strippedpink for the beta and for help with the idea in the middle. You can write me that schmoopy OTP verse fic whenever you want, darling. *smiles prettie*

Also, just a few quick notes agewise for this whole universe. I have it in my head that they found Melissa in the early fall, way before Halloween. So say she's six months old in September, that would make her birthday sometime in early March. The last fic with the purple elephants took place about a month and a half after they found her, just before Halloween time, and she was seven months old. This next one is her first Christmas, when she's nine months old. Just so we have all the ages right.


All other parts can be found under the SPN babyfic tag!


Title - babyfic 4
Pairing - none, gen
Word Count - 2500
Rating - g
Warning - so sweet you might very actually DIE *g*



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