INTERNETS. Today is mediaville's BIRTHDAY!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

Media, if it wasn't for you I would probably have NEVER LEARNED the wonder of Joe and Nick. SERIOUSLY. And how scary is THAT???

Dude, you're my fandom friend, my internet friend, my Joe/Nick friend, my kill two bottles of wine at dinner friend, my MOMMY friend. You're my sounding board for fic and for when I'm cranky and for when Ava makes me want to pull my hair out. I seriously think you're WONDEFUL and hope you have a fabulous day. I love you, lady!

SO! In HONOR of your very special day, I bring you...





JOE/NICK AU HIGH CLASS ESCORTS FIC!!!

Thanks to novaberry for checking it over. MWAH!

Title - I Loved You Since I Knew You
Pairing - Joe/Nick
Rating - NC17
Word Count - 3500
Summary - Joe and Nick work for their brother Kevin in his high class escort business. And then they have sex.


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Thanks to media for telling me what was wrong with this fic and then helping me make it right. YOU ARE THE QUEEN.


Title - you oughta be in pictures
Pairing - Joe/Nick
Rating - Adult
Word Count - 3900
Warnings - This fic takes place now-ish but completely ignores the existence of Jemi. Sorry? I figure it's ok because the other thing I'm working on is nothing but porny Nick Jemi-angst, so that makes up for it? Whoo?
Summary - Nick and Joe watch porn.


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Guys, I'm just going to say it: this is Nick/Denise (aka: Nick/his mom) fic.

If that's not your thing I'd ask you to please scroll on past and, oh, haha, maybe don't defriend me over this, please? Thanks.

HOWEVER, if that IS your thing, please click the cut tag for fic and notes.

(haha - OH GOD. EVERY DAY I am reminded why it's a good thing to never say "Well, I'd never do THAT--" in fandom. SIGH.)


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Thanks to mediaville for kind of EVERYTHING on this. She's read this story more times than any human can be expected to, helped me fix it when it wasn't working right, gave the best suggestions, and wouldn't let me trash it the fifteen times I sent it to her screeching "That is IT. I am DONE WITH THEM ARGH."

She's kind of the most awesome person in the world, fyi.

♥


Title - Poker Face
Pairing - Joe/Nick
Rating - adult
Word Count - 6100
Warnings - incest! and I'm going to make you watch a YouTube video again before you can read it.

Summary - "So that's it. Nick is still standing there, kind of looking at Joe like Joe is losing it (which under any other circumstance would actually be a little funny) and Joe figures that it’s up to him now to figure out whatever’s wrong with Nick and then fix it. Pod person or not, it's all on Joe. It's not a problem, really. Taking care of Nick is  what Joe does best."


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This is comment fic that got too long for comment boxes. (Or, you know, I got too tipsy to figure out how to fit it into comment boxes. WHATEVER.)

Anyway, I actually kind of like it and might make it like, a VERSE, or something. In any case, it's based on this prompt by aldehyde:

joe/nick 1950s au where joe works at a roller skating burger joint, and flirts with everyone. nick drops by all the time b/c he's in love with his brother but doesn't know how to steal him away from all those girls in their poodle skirts.

eta - uhm, apparently there were no skateboards in the 50's! WHOOPS! I will, uhm, fix that if I ever decide to expand this. SIGH. sorry!


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You can probably blame the next few things I write on my new iPod, because as I'm loading it I'm getting myself like, re-obsessed with all my old Tori Amos and Jane's Addiction stuff. So that means I'm going to probably write a lot of porny things with FEELINGS now because of it.

WHOOPS.

Anyway, thanks to novaberry for reading this and helping to make it a lot better than it was. And thanks always to mediaville for being my own personal cheering squad. You look AWESOME in that short skirt and pom poms, lady. Rowr.


Title - you're off to the mountain top
Pairing - Joe/Nick
Rating - adult
Word Count - 3600



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HA HA - so! Yesterday Mr. Nick Jonas did a bunch of webcasts, and in THIS ONE (which everyone should watch because it's perfect and awesome and made of happiness and light) Nick is sleepy and tired and wonderful.

And at around minute 16 or 17 he calls Joe who is adorable and then tells Nick that he's buying him a preset. The present is a horse - like a big horse. A GINORMOUS horse (yes, he used my favorite word in the entire world - GINORMOUS) that you can put on your lawn. And Nick laughs and thinks Joe's crazy and it's the best thing ever in the world.

Here is the transcript:

joe: i'm buying you something right now.
nick: what are you buying me?
joe: i dunno, i'm at this place where they sell like...these ginormous oversized, like, um, they sell like horses and stuff? like, fake horses? i think i'm gonna buy you a big fake horse.
nick: ...you mean like a stuffed animal?
joe: no, it's like a...i dunno, you put it outside your house.
nick: [laughing] okay.


So, NATURALLY, I wrote porn about it.

*KOFF*

Anyway, thanks to novaberry for the beta. (And the above transcript.) You are THE BEST.

♥


Title - a horse of a different color
Pairing - Joe/Nick
Rating - nc17
Word Count - 2100



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This was supposed to have porn but instead it just has a lot of FEELINGS. WTF, SELF??

But, uhm, yeah. There is kissing and stuff! And I will have porn NEXT. PROMISE.

Anyway, it's my first jobros fic. I EXPECT MANY MORE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Thanks to mediaville for, uhm, everything, I think. YOU ARE AWESOME, DARLING!


Title - I'm Not Your Next True Hollywood Story
Pairing - Joe/Nick
Rating - adult
Word Count - 1600



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Scooting in just under the wire for spn_j2_xmas! This is for strangeallure based on this prompt:

Jared dies and is assigned to counselor!Jensen to help him pick the one memory he can take with him to eternity. In the process, they fall in love. Awww. (Inspired by the Japanese movie "After Life"; in the movie, people come to the afterlife in groups and their favorite memory is reenacted on film, then shown in a theatre at the end of the week as part of their transition into eternity; in the end, it turns out that the counselors are people who couldn't decide on one memory. I would just love for the movie's premise to be reflected in some way, the story itself could evolve differently - as I said, I love happy endings).

I was going to go with something else, but then I started reading up on this movie and was totally intrigued. Hope you like it!

Thanks to rhythmsextion who is awesome and the best comma wrangler out there *g* Thank you again, darling!

Title - 'till the end of eternity
Pairing - Jared/Jensen
Rating - R
Warnings - AU, schmoop, Jared and Jensen are both in heaven
Word Count - 4100


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Belated birthday fic for __tiana__ who wanted Jared and Jensen working in a restaurant with Jared being awkward and Jensen being kind of douchey. I don't know how close this is, but it's the best I could come up with.

HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY, TI, BABY!!! ♥

Thanks to rhythmsextion for reading this over, helping me smooth out the rough spots, and working on my comma issue. You're awesome, dude!


Title - Order, Up!
Pairing - Jared/Jensen
Rating - pg13
Spoilers - none
Word Count - 3200



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Yesterday I did that dvd track meme where you pick a section of a fic and I talk about it. And la_perkins picked a section from an old Jensen/Chad fic.

So I reread the fic, did the meme, and then drove to work thinking about Jensen and Chad and how awesome they are and how the wrong little part of my soul still kind of loves them more than breathing.

And then I sat down and wrote this.

I have no idea either.

Tiana, baby, this is SO NOT your birthday fic. CLEARLY. Uhm, sorry?

Beta by missyjack who is awesome. Title from Taylor Swift. I mean, seriously. When you've started writing Jensen/Chad for the SECOND STRETCH of your life, it's almost FITTING to listen to Taylor Swift in the car too, right?

Right. Shut up.


Title - this ain't a fairy tale
Pairing - Jensen/Chad
Spoilers - none
Word Count - 1700
Rating - pg13 (or as I like to call it in my head "Douchebag Schmoop")



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HA HA HA. This was supposed to be a drabble and it's longer than the last three fics I posted.

WTF BRAIN.

Anyway, fic! I guess! Based on this prompt from gypsy_atavari:

J2 AU. Jensen dials the wrong number and gets Jared (or vice versa) and they end up talking and interested. :-)

WHOO.


Title - leave a message at the tone
Pairing - Jared/Jensen
Rating - pg13 schmoop
Word Count - 2300
Spoilers - none


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Hey all! Here's some non-au J2 fic! I kind of want to think this is the closest to the kind of J2 I used to write. I'm trying to get back into my groove, if you know what I mean *g*

Thanks to errant_jane for the super fast beta. You're the best, my darling! MWAH ♥


Title - hiding in plain sight
Pairing - Jared/Jensen, some slight het references
Rating - adult
Word Count - ~1800
Spoilers - none



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FIC! WHOO!!

This is my j2_remix of from point a to point b by light_up. Dude, I think all of your stuff is AWESOME and hope this even remotely does it justice. You're fabulous. MWAH!

Also, thanks to serialkarma for a beta on the fly, and winterweathered for running the whole shebang.


Title - the shortest distance
Pairing - Jared/Jensen
Rating - adult
Word Count - 2700
Remix of - from point a to point b by light_up




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Jensen/Chad! Because I am dirty! WHOO!

Thanks to aynslee for the beta. Thanks to Chad for being so much damn fun. Author's notes at the end of the fic.

FOR KYRA BECAUSE SHE LOVES IT.


Title - when the cat's away
Pairing - Jensen/Chad
Rating - Adult
Word Count - ~1800


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SO! Who wants 22,000 words of J2 hurt/comfort fic filled with sex and schmoop and Jensen playing with Jared's dogs!

erm - hopefully someone wants this *g*

Anyway, here it is! Totally unapologetic, self-indulgent, SCHMOOP. With a lot of sex. And boy touching. (I am very easy to please.)

All notes at the end of the fic.


Title - Sticks and Stones
Pairing - JA/JP
Rating - NC17
Word Count - 22,000



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So! Do we all know what today is? (Well, tomorrow 'round these parts, but it's ALREADY TOMORROW in Aussie-land *g*)

It is girlmostlikely's BIRTHDAY!!!!

Oh, lord, what DO I say about my stinky baybee Ginger? Ginger and I met like, seven years ago on a Yahoo mailing list for a HET fanfic community.

I'll give you a minute to let that sink in.

ANYWAY. Through all the horrible list things, and TERRIBLE wips in the fandom, and Mary Sues up the ying yang (along with such a crazy cast of characters like, Kathy! Who used to CWY all the time! :(( And Traci, oh she of the LAMB ROAST updates! And, wow, Trenee! Remember her?? And how about the time when you BROKE people's poor little het brains by writing that, omg, GASP, SLASH story, Gin - huh???)

Oh, yeah. Good times.

Anyway, Ginger, I love you more than anything. I cant even imagine what good I've done in my life to have a friend like you after all these years, but I think god and Winchesters EVERY DAY that you and me stayed friends long enough for us to be in a fandom again. I love you MUCHOS, Ms. Stinky. ♥

So! I asked her and for her birthday, Ginger wanted this:

Did you see this J2 download the other day? Where they're talking about Jensen giving Jared massages, and riding ponies, and generally just being goofy, adorkable boys?  Well, in one part, Jensen mentions that the drive to set, that takes about half an hour to an hour, is his and Jared's "private time."

o.O

You could, uh, make of that what you will.  I mean, if you want. I would really, really, REALLY love that.


And that's what I tried to do *g*

Thanks to Allie for the beta. I'm stupidly behind on comments, so forgive me for posting again so quick. I'm gonna try and catch up tomorrow.


Title - building a castle in the sky
Pairing - Jared/Jensen
Rating - R
Word Count - 1600


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J2 fic taking place right after the filming of SPN episode 2.21 so pretty major spoilers for AHBL part 1. NO spoilers for part 2, of course. This picks up from the last scene of part 1 and goes from there.

Thanks to Allie for the beta. I wrote this on Friday and it was, well, not good. It somehow didnt do what I wanted it to, and Allie kind of said, is this really what you meant to say? And I was like, sigh, NO. So I let it sit for the weekend and opened it yesterday and kind of deleted the entire second half and rewrote it.

So, you know, THANK GOD for awesome betas is the moral of that story ♥


Title - as I shed this skin
Pairing - Jared/Jensen
Rating - NC17
Word Count - ~2400
Spoilers - for SPN eipsode 2.21


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