Gail, did I hear this right?
You are going away for a 'mini-break' with our neighbour Yvonne, and your destination is St. Petersburg?
That's St. Petersburg, Russia, formerly Leningrad, right?
You are going to Russia and you are not taking me with you?
But I am Yvonne's favourite dog. She said so just the other day!
And who will check the pee-mail for you in your St. Petersburg hotel bedroom....?
What do you mean "Let's not go there Bertie".
It seems that you are most definitely going there and I am not.
Oh well. I guess a Boys' Weekend here with Yvonne's husband Neil is not such a bad alternative.
In fact, I think Neil is my favourite human.
So there!
