Title: the dice roll so deceptively
Pairing: Desmond/Kate/Sayid
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 1837
Spoilers: up until the finale.
Warnings: well, it's a threesome and sex happens..?
Summary: alt!AU where Desmond finds a way to spice up his time in jail with both Sayid and Kate.
Disclaimer: Lost is not mine. This would have probably happened...
A/N: originally written for aurilly and j_corrosion  at the lostsquee luau, who wanted Sayid, too. Using for the inmates prompt. Title from Patti Smith.

Title: let the right one in
Pairing: Boone/Charlie
Rating: Pg13
Words: around 3100
Spoilers: AU, therefore no spoilers.
Warnings: ... none really.
Summary: where Charlie just wants to get laid and spend a nice evening, and Boone is the only pro-life vampire (who goes to marches) that ever existed.
A/N: originally written for yersi_fanel at the lostsquee luau; using for the prompt vampires.

Title: Upon The Dull Earth
Rating: hard PG13
Pairing: Daniel/Charlotte (peripheral Des/Penny, too)
Words: 2775
Summary: They keep on driving and they don’t meet anyone. Sometimes, Daniel looks at her like there’s something he knows that he won’t bring himself to say, and then it turns out he has some short memory loss problems, but it doesn’t matter. At least he isn’t completely nuts, right? And he has a nice smile. Also, he isn’t dead as most people they bump in these days.
Spoilers: let's say the entirety of S5. With an AU twist.
Disclaimer: nothing is mine here. Not even the way the apocalypse happens.
A/N: originally written for valhalla37 at the lostsquee luau; using for the prompt apocalypse

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: the perks of being a space pirate
: light NC17
: Charlie/Desmond, then ORGY. And when I say ORGY, I mean ORGY. In capital letters.
: 6500
: the Lost/Firefly fusion where Sawyer has a spaceship, Miles is his second-in-command, Desmond is the ship's priest, a bunch of other people are there, the key word on the ship is free love and Charlie is the musician Sawyer just hired. And where the hero of Canton is Sayid, but he hates that song.
: er, AU? For Lost none really, for Firefly general premises and some stuff but really, it's a fusion so no one from Firefly actually appears.
: I don't own anything. Joss Whedon, please forgive me for this. Darlton not so much.
: originally written for toestastegood at the lostsquee luau; using for the prompt outerspace.

Title: Never A Dull Moment In Mid-World
Characters Boone, Sheemie Ruiz
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 2100
Summary: Sheemie looks at him for a second like he’s crazy. “I never sat even once at the tables,” he says again, and Boone shakes his head again. “I’d say there’s always a first time. Don’t you?”
Spoilers: Lost: up until 1x20; the Dark Tower series: up until book seven, so avoid if you're not caught up.
Disclaimer: Lost isn't mine, sadly. The DT is King's, and if it was mine be sure that the last 300 pages would have been very different. So no, do not own.
A/N: originally for the A Ficathon Walks Into A Bar challenge, where my prompt was 'Boone walks into a bar and meets Sheemie Ruiz'. Using for the prompt western.

Title: Devil's Arcade (reference post with links to all the chapters + warnings + A/Ns)
Pairings: Desmond/Sayid, Jack/Sawyer, Boone/Charlie (the last two more hinted than explicit)
Word Count: 32000+
Rating: NC17 (mostly for the setting; see the warnings in the master post.)
Summary: WWII AU; Desmond and Sayid (plus Charlie and Sawyer) are British soldiers at El Alamein. This follows them and others (Jack, plus Boone) in their unit from 1942 until 1945 (and sort of later, too).
A/N: written for scifibigbang; thanks so much to elliotsmelliot for betaing. Using for the prompt history.

Title: I Never Kissed A Man
Rating: PG13
Characters/Pairing: Kevin/Sawyer
Words: 1786
Summary: four times Kevin and Sawyer somehow meet, and one when they definitely go further than that.
Spoilers: er, vary vague for the season finale, but definitely spoilers.
Disclaimer: nope, Lost isn't mine. NEWS!
A/N: for Queen gottalovev at lostsquee who asked for first times. Using for the prompt detectives.

(When Kevin Callis meets James Sawyer Ford for the first time, it lasts barely more than a minute. )

Title: Fire Of Unknown Origin
Rating: R
Pairing: Jacob/Castiel
Words: 1565
Summary: Castiel had told him to pay attention, it was, as humans sometimes said, like playing with fire; and Jacob had smiled his bright, angelic smile and said that if he got burned, it'd have just been fate.
Spoilers: er, general S4 for SPN (if you know who Castiel is then you're safe) and The Incident (5x16/5x17) for Lost.
Disclaimer: sure as hell they aren't mine, otherwise I wouldn't have lost half an hour between Lostpedia theories and angel lore. And I'm not rich enough, anyway.
A/N: originally written for the Porn battle for the prompt fate. Title stolen from Patti Smith. Entering for lostfichallenge #95, crossover. Using also for sacred_20 #15, fate, and au_abc, x-over.

(Once, Jacob wasn't his name. That was before he fell, but after the Fall. )

Title: Pretty Sights
Rating: R
Pairing: Shannon/Juliet
Words: 1927
Summary: “I’m glad I died in my own clothes. That jumpsuit? The more time I look at it the more I’d just want to take it off.”
Spoilers: until 5x15. The rest is speculation for the finale, but I'm sure it's not going to happen. But it was convenient.
Disclaimer: haaa, no, not mine.
A/N: for lenina20 who wanted ghost for one meme and the prompt killed. Obviously, character death implied, but I swear it's as light as it goes.

(Now, I think you’d be a very pretty sight yourself, but with that thing? Jesus. I hope that you took it off with Sawyer. )

Title: Dreams
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Jack/Charlie/Sawyer
Words: 1197
Summary: The only reason Charlie isn't freaking out is that this has to be a dream.
Spoilers: as long as you know that Charlie used drugs, you're safe.
Disclaimer: haaa, no, not mine.
A/N: for the prompt mutants, written ages ago for a fic battle at lostsquee with the prompt tentacle sex (yes, indeed).

(No doubt that, for a dream, this feels indeed real. )

Title: A Dream Awaits In Aisle Number Two
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Jack/Boone
Words: 7225
Summary: Jack starts buying groceries in Sarah's place; Boone is the new assistant at the supermarket he goes to.
Spoilers: pre-series AU, so as long as you've seen Abandoned and you know how things went between Jack and Sarah you're safe.
Disclaimer: So definitely not mine.
A/N: using for lostpicksix #4, crush and au_abc, normal. Thoroughly inspired by Bruce Springsteen's Queen Of The Supermarket (from where I stole the title, too). Completely AU from beginning to end. Also entering for lostfichallenge #93, free for all.

( Jack starts going to the supermarket just to do Sarah a favor. )