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Artemis Fowl Sue Of the Day

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Journal created:
on 20 July 2003 (#1195394)
Updated:
on 20 September 2003
Yes. Another Sue report. Please don't kill me.

BERJAYA Why BERJAYAartemissues?

Because if Artemis knew that his character was being butchered by fangirls, he'd stop harrassing Eoin Colfer and sic his lawyers on the teenage delinquints that lurve him instead.


BERJAYA What is this place?

In what is more commonly known as "Artemis Fowl Fandom Hell," or "Artemis Fowl Sue Of the Day," I have taken the liberty to shamelessly rip off the brilliant BERJAYApottersues's idea and apply it to the Artemis Fowl fandom. "Artemis Fowl has a fandom?" Yes it does. "Artemis Fowl has fanfiction?" Yes and its butt is so stuffed up with Mary Sues that its ears buzz.


BERJAYA Pleasant. But what's a Mary Sue?

Excellent question. Mary Sues are the spawn of evil. Further explanation is not necessary.


BERJAYA How can I tell if my character is a Mary Sue?

Blue Yeti developed an excellent litmus test for it. Bow to her.


BERJAYA Wow. Is it just me, or do a lot of Sues go to St. Bartleby's School for Younger Gentlemen?

It's not just you. This canon oversight is like a plague. BERJAYAinsanelonewolf has tried to find an explanation to this strange behavior, but we may never know.


BERJAYA Grading System:

Each story is graded on how many nuetrino shots to the head the Mary Sue deserves. If the character is original, flawed in the human aspect, and is enjoyable to read about, they may narrowly escape with a miss.

BERJAYA or BERJAYA

This grading system was already developed by the wonderful BERJAYApottersues, and I feel guilty in having, uh, "borrowed" it. This journal is so unoriginal that it could be a Mary Sue in itself, eh?


BERJAYA OMFG!!!11 MY STORY IS IN HEAR WTF?!?!

Then your story obviously needs work. We're not here to insult you and your literary... style, we're just showing off your blatant Mary Sue for the world to snark at. This is meant to be a humor journal, so lighten up if we're poking fun at you. Just take criticism like a man and get on with your wish-fulfillment stories life.


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