"Harder, Severus... Harder!" Dumbledore whispered in the dark chamber. Snape was kneeling in front of him and giving him a disgruntled look. He already spent 30 minutes there, he pushed and pulled with his hands, in the end he used his mouth, but so far nothing worked.

"Dumbledore, I really can’t get him to rise," he said in an annoyed voice. Annoyed with himself, because he, Severus Snape, wasn’t able to do this job properly and please Dumbledore.

"Severus, please", Dumbledore said in a low, almost disappointed voice.

"Dumbledore, I really can’t get this stupid zipper to work!" Snape snorted.

A horrible scream echoed through the castle as a naked man, his bony hips covered with a towel, stood with an angry face in the teacher’s bathroom. Pitch black eyes were gleaming over a hooked nose, as he stared in shock at the bottle in his hand and then back to the mirror. His reflection crept him out. That wasn’t him, this person couldn't be him. It was downright horrible what had happened to his appearance. “Who the hell mixed up my hair oil with this peach-flavoured shampoo for greasy hair???” his angry voice howled again through the empty corridors.

Her smile, the way she moved, her whole appearance made his heart flutter with excitement every time he saw her. He followed her with a determined look on his face and just as he wanted to touch her shoulder she stopped dead and turned around slowly. Their eyes met and before he knew it, the words he had had in mind for days left his mouth. “Lily, I love you!”
A depressing silence hovered over the Great Hall. She took a deep breath, sighed, exasperated, and said coolly, “Severus, I told you countless times. I don’t want to date you!”

I thought I will post my Calendar entry here. :D

Here I just went through my fanart entries and found this again:

( ZOMG a Snape!Collapse )

well, there is so much talent here, I can hardly compete.

But inspired by Tatis deichrodler s book seven title "Severus Snape and teh unimportant boy" I think it is time to give the books  the REAL analysis they deserve.

Because we all know that JKR only named the serie Harry Potter, to mislead and confuse us. 

So I will start with  giving the 6 books their true title and a brief summary.

Oh, and two older Snape related pics, just because they fit here

Snapes Worst Memory
The Cutest Boggart

This is nowhere near as good as Heike's stuff... I'm no artist, but I couldn't work out how to best do it with my Lego Snape!

( Snape's dreamCollapse )