Fallen Love: Queen of thy Hearts

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4376401/1/Fallen_Love_Queen_Of_Thy_Hearts

Plot summary

Our main character, Meirae, is an immortal blood elf- oh, sorry, HIGH elf-  who sleeps with Arthas and claims she’s queen of the scourge. But alas, his icy bone is not enough for her. She needs “His” bone in her.

She hears a voice in her head of some creature that has “been asleep for millions of years”. Yea, turns out it’s Malygos. Apparently her story of TWU LUV is too great for lore to get in the way, so now Malygos is some dragon that has been dormant for millions of years and had decided to possess her with his consciousness or something?

Meirae runs way to find “Him”, which turns out to be Kael’thas. On her way there she takes every opportunity to remind us what an awesome person she is.

“"I'm the Queen of the Lich, Arch-Mage of the Undead, and all out beauty of Northrend! Saying that is a insult to everything I am!" She argued, peeking out from behind some bushes she was able to jump in.

"So further more, your a second Azshara then?" He put in.”

Well, miss necrophiliac gets reunited with her beloved prince, they bone, and then a raid group swoops in and kills Kael.

In a fit of grief our sue is swayed back under the influence of the lich king and goes to take Undercity, all by herself. She gets into a fight with Sylvanas (just walking past all the guards?), who was her childhood friend of course. However, before Sylvanas can thrash this little sue (hah, like she would have allowed that to happen to her precious character), Meirea’s mind is freed from the lich king’s control by Malygos, who appears in the flesh! And has apparently awoken form his “millennia of sleep” with absolutely no explanation.

Despite being completely one dimensional and having absolutely nothing memorable or likeable about her, Malygos falls madly in love with her and whisks her off to the nexus to have hot dragon sex and make her his queen. Of course, there’s no mention of his consort.

Now our Sue tacks on “Queen of the blue flight” to her list of titles. Around this time we get a dream or a flashback or something, or maybe she just left the italics on when she wrote this part. It’s bout Mograin and how he had an epic hard on for her. I assume she was going to write more about this and eventually get into his pants but I guess she ran out of time, because Mograin is never mentioned again and the entire scene was entirely useless (as if this whole fic wasn’t..)

But oh, the flashback/dream thing isn’t done yet! It is revealed that she is actually the daughter of Nozdormu, leader of the bronze flight! Once she figures out how to turn the italics off we cut to Wyrmrest temple, where she stands with Malygos to confront Alexstraza and “ask” for peace. And by “ask”I mean threaten her with violence (She’s a pro at negotiating).

Here it is revealed to everyone just how much of a slut she really is. She is pregnant with both Arthas and Kael’s babies AT THE SAME TIME. AND her pappy prophecies that they’re both going to be totally evil, AND that she’s going to give birth to Malygos’ baby too…*facedesk*

Finally our fic ends with the greatest self-masturbation statement of all time.

"As I said, Dear Queen, Meiare is the future for the entire world."

 Sue rating:  7/10

3 counts of outright butchering lore
Doesn't have the slightest clue how to write the lore characters in her story
is da moast powurful
prettiest in the land
Queen of several factions
The object of desire for EVERYONE
half dragon


The Critique/tips for improval: If you're going to write major lore characters into your fics I suggest you actually read some of the books they're in so you can get a grasp of the characters. Also, research heavily into any lore that your fics touches on. Most of the fic consists of single lines of dialog or description. Using a character's actions to speak for them instead may help improve that. Finally, the most important advice I can give for this; your character should be known and respected for what she does, not who she sleeps with. You don't need her to be the wife/lover of three major lore characters to make her awesome