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[05 Jun 2004|07:59pm] |
So it's time i post a real entry. Today was fun. Me and Reniffer decided to go on an adventure to find each other. So we got directions to each otthers houses off of mapquest and headed out. I almost even brought a map with me even though it was only like...a few blocks away. You never know when you're gunna get lost and need a map. So we found each other about 1/2 way and went back to her house. There were like these three little kids outside...and they were so cute..but they have like communication problems. I mean when somebody says hey to you your supposed to say hey back. Yeah, but anyways soooo then Chase and Stephen came over and talked to us for a little while. And one of those little kids was all like "I love you!" hahaha it was cute and stuff. Anyways so then we went back to my house. And i took a sip of water and put a pill in my mouth and Ren made me laugh which its not good to have water in your mouth and laugh at the same time because..you choke. I was like drooling and spittin and making noises that i don't think i could ever repeat even if i tried. hahaha it was great. But anyways so then we went back to her house and just sat at the computer and stuff cause thats what us lazy people do. Oh and Ren gave me a trucker hat because shes rad like woah. But yeah everybody already knew that. And hmm..what else did i do today? I went to threads and got a Boy Scout shirt ...because i'm just that rad. Oh and i got this hat that looks kind of like what Gilligan wears on Gilligan's Island...oh yes its great. And i want a Ouija board REALLY bad so i went to oddities with my mom to just look around and stuff and i found one! ...But...theirs always a but...it was $39.95 FOR A GAME! I don't think so. So i was trying to find one on the internet and the ONLY place that had them was ebay...i think i just might buy one off ebay because they were only like $4.99 for the EXACT same game that hasn't even been opened. Hmm what else...oh somebody shattered the window on my dad's truck. Why you would want to shatter a window is beyond my knowledge but whatever. I mean whats the point in breaking a window it's not like somebodys gunna be like "oh good job on the window, man". Buttttt whatever milks your cow. Oh and I'm getting my hair cut/dyed Tuesday so leave me pics / ideas of how i should get it done. K thanks.
*New pictures tommorow.
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[30 May 2004|10:38am] |
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I am so fucking sick of rumors. I mean i hear a new one every-fucking-day. Hell i've supposedly done shit i didn't even know was possible to do. Like the guy i fucked 6 times in 20 minutes...sorry thats just not gunna happen. I'd like to know who comes up with this shit because if your gunna lie about somebody at least make it beliveable. SIX TIMES IN TWENTY MINUTES IS NOT BELIVEABLE DUMBASS. And lets see what else you dumbasses have come up with.
- I fucked a married guy? ...really? i must be pretty damn hott to fuck a married guy.
- I fucked some guy and we "used whips and chains and shit"? ...yeah its called bondage and sorry but no...pain just dosen't exactly turn me on.
- I fucked some guy and we "used handcuffs"?...hahaha i'd like to know how exactly these handcuffs we're used because i DONT LIKE HANDCUFFS. kthanks.
- I was making out with some guy on his girlfriends couch and we "fell off and..yeah"?..."and yeah"...better watch your fucking boyfriends i might steal them...hahaha no thanks.
- I fucked some guy in his moms van in the WalMart parking lot? ...I know like one person whos mom has a van and their a girl so once again NO.
oh but speaking of girls...
-I did shit with some girl on her balcony? ...sorry but i'm not that much of a dumbass.
-I did shit with this girl while some guy video taped it? ...hahaha well...this is the best one yet..1st of all..i'd like to see this tape and possibly have a few coppies. Oh wait their isn't one...too bad. 2nd i know how fast shit gets around here...im not gunna let some guy video tape ANYTHING. sorry to dissapoint those of you who are lookin for that video.
-I "fucked some girl"? ...now please, whoever came up with this one gimme your deffinition of "fucked some girl" because i really don't think you know what the fuck your talking about. lets look up these words and see if this makes any sense at all.
i=Melissa
fucked= To have sexual intercourse with. in other words...penis into a vagina...well hm seems like there was your first mistake because vagina + vagina = no penis.. kthanks dumbass.
some=Unknown or unspecified by name.
girl=An individual of the sex which conceives and brings forth young, or (in a wider sense) which has an ovary and produces or how about somebody with a vagina and boobs.
So in other words... Melissa had sexual intercourse with an unknown person with a vagina and boobs. Dosen't make sense dumbass. Study your bisexual/lesbian terms a little more then get back to me with some decent rumors.kthanksbye.
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