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scharpling

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scharpling

@scharpling

The Best Show. Double Threat. It Never Ends. New stuff coming in 2025. Tom isn't here anymore, promo account. No DMs please.

LA via NJ

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Joined December 2008

scharpling
@scharpling
Mar 28, 2022
I would like to bet everything I have that next year there will be a Superbowl commercial with Will Smith and Chris Rock eating Tostitos or something, saying "this new queso really slaps"
scharpling
@scharpling
May 12, 2018
The BROOKLYN NINE-NINE fans got the show picked up by NBC. They claim to have the best fans ever. But I know they're wrong! Let's get BROOKLYN NINE-NINE re-canceled and show them how truly powerful we are! We can do this! #ReCancelBrooklynNineNine
scharpling
@scharpling
Aug 22, 2022
On at least two occasions I have seen actual shit on that star.
Meech
@MediumSizeMeech
Aug 22, 2022
Dr Oz kissing tr*mp’s star on the walk of fame when he NEED TO BE texting Jonathan Van Ness to get them roots touched up!!!
Readers added context
"Altered image. An Associated Press photo of Oz smooching his own star in February 2020 has been edited to insert Trump’s plaque. A spokesperson for Oz’s senate campaign confirmed that the photo has been manipulated." apnews.com/article/fact-c…
scharpling
@scharpling
Apr 1, 2019
Someday a baby's first words will be "Please take this Ramones shirt off of me, I don't like their music and this shirt implies that I'm a fan"
scharpling
@scharpling
Jan 27, 2022
Love the clowns who are laughing as if Neil Young ever thought Spotify would drop Joe Rogen. The guy took a stand, put his money where his mouth is. Forced a shitty company to make a true colors-revealing decision. This is just one of the many reasons Neil is an all-timer.
scharpling
@scharpling
Jan 6, 2020
In April 2019 I wrote a script for GROWN UPS 3. I was not asked to write it. It is the best thing I will ever do in my life, professional or otherwise. And here it is, my first gift to everyone in 2020. GrownUps3Script.com Read it! Enjoy it! Sign the mailing list!
scharpling
@scharpling
May 31, 2022
Ugh, I had pinned all my hopes on Joe Rogan having a nuanced and humanitarian opinion on gun control
scharpling
@scharpling
Dec 29, 2021
I set a goal on Oct 1st to walk 1 million steps by Jan 1st. Approximately five miles a day every day. Had some setbacks, kept pushing. I have about 15,000 steps to go. Gonna hit it tomorrow if the weather holds. Might not seem impressive to you but it took all I had to get here.
scharpling
@scharpling
Jan 27, 2022
Over the last hour I've learned one thing: Neil Young lost a lot of fans with three Twitter followers
scharpling
@scharpling
Aug 28, 2018
In 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, we learn that Mr Langley taught HAL-9000 the song "Daisy" on January 12th, 1992. Why didn't Mr. Langley teach HAL something from BLOOD SUGAR SEX MAGIK, like "Suck My Kiss" or "Sir Psycho Sexy"? The album had been out for FOUR MONTHS at this point!
scharpling
@scharpling
Aug 5, 2021
So the Offspring just booted their drummer from the band because he wouldn't get the Covid-19 shot... I guess you could say that the band decided that they needed to "keep 'em vaccinated!" PLEASE DO NOT STEAL THIS JOKE PLEASE GIVE ME FULL CREDIT FOR THIS JOKE
scharpling
@scharpling
Feb 14, 2022
They should've had Meadow Soprano run over Phil Leotardo's head in her Silverado
scharpling
@scharpling
Sep 16, 2019
The first Cars album is literally perfect; there might not be a better debut ever. The rest of the catalog is untouchable. Ric Ocasek was the architect. Nobody could combine pop hits with straight up weirdness like he could. What a body of work, what a cool guy. Rest in power.
scharpling
@scharpling
Jun 1, 2020
If you - as I have - worked on a TV show or movie in which police are portrayed as lovable goofballs you have contributed to the larger acceptance that cops are the implicitly the good guys. Most shows dont portray the brutal shit - much less the racism - that goes on daily. 1/3