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John Crace

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John Crace

@JohnJCrace

Parliamentary sketch writer for Guardian. theguardian.com/profile/johncr… Writer of Digested Read. Contributor to GQ. Author

Joined May 2009

John Crace
@JohnJCrace
May 6, 2022
Perhaps Durham police would also like to re investigate Dominic Cummings’s drive to Barnard Castle
John Crace
@JohnJCrace
Aug 21, 2020
Boris apparently livid that the Daily Mail disclosed his Scottish holiday location. Imagine how livid he’s going to be when he discovers exam results mess, the failing track and trace system and the lack of progress on Brexit negotiations
John Crace
@JohnJCrace
Mar 11, 2024
Personal News. I had a heart attack at the gym on Friday night. Been in hospital ever since. Not knowing what's wrong terrifying. Today had angiogram and dodgy artery now mended. Thank you so much to all the staff at St George's. You could not have cared more.
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John Crace
@JohnJCrace
Jan 7, 2021
Your reminder that Nigel Farage and Michael Gove were the first UK politicians to visit and laud Donald Trump
John Crace
@JohnJCrace
Jun 24, 2022
Dominic Raab balmes the Tiverton defeat on people not voting Conservative. Where do they find such intellects?
John Crace
@JohnJCrace
Apr 7, 2022
We have a chancellor whose wife pays £30K a year not to be British. Imagine
John Crace
@JohnJCrace
Apr 11, 2020
Priti Patel expertly proving why the government has been so careful up till now to keep her invisible
John Crace
@JohnJCrace
Jul 9, 2022
It’s amazing how fucked Rishi Sunak thinks the economy got in the three days he hadn’t been chancellor
John Crace
@JohnJCrace
Apr 14, 2022
PM now calling Rwanda one of safest countries on earth. He’s now taking the piss
John Crace
@JohnJCrace
May 23, 2020
Stay home. Protect the NHS. Drive 250 miles to Durham. Pretend you're at home. The new catchy government slogan
John Crace
@JohnJCrace
Sep 24, 2019
Amazed that so many Brexiters who insisted the prorogation was nothing to do with Brexit are now adamant prorogation being declared unlawful is an attempt to stop Brexit
John Crace
@JohnJCrace
Nov 5, 2021
New Tory MPs who say they are angry at ‘having put their integrity on the line’ for Owen Paterson seem to have missed the point. By voting with govt they have rather proved they have already parted company with their integrity
John Crace
@JohnJCrace
Apr 9, 2020
Dominic raab busy thanking all the people Priti Patel wants to exclude from the country
John Crace
@JohnJCrace
Mar 3, 2022
Amazing that John Terry has turned out to be exactly who everyone thought he was