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Work Sucks.

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Journal created:
on 28 May 2004 (#3292627)
Updated:
on 29 October 2011
Name:
Community for Slackers at Work
Location:
United States
Website:
Work? What Work?
Membership:
Open
Posting Access:
All Members , Moderated
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Info.

Online access at work -- the ultimate tool in creating sluggish, lollygagging employees.

This is exactly what we are. We are the lollygagging, slack-offish employees that spend company time online. Why, you ask? Well, simply put: work sucks.

This is a community for all who categorize themselves as Work Goof-offs. But there's a catch: you must be accepted to be part of this community.

How do you go about being accepted? Read the rules, apply, and wait for your stamp. Simple. Easy. Effective.

We're all about having fun at work. Post funny pictures, jokes, office humor, stories, and whatever else you want to share. :)

 
Contest.



None right now.

Rules.

[ For the applicants: ]

1. You must post your application within 48 hours of joining the community.
2. Put your application behind an LJ-Cut. If you don't know what that is, refer to this. Also, BOLD the questions,
3. Do not post any other entries besides your own application until you have been accepted.
4. Do not comment on any other entry beside your own application until you have been accepted.
5. All applicants must be over 15 years of age.
6. If you have not received your stamp within a week, don't go crazy. If you think your application was overlooked, email a moderator to let them know.
7. Make sure to proof-read your application. Too many spelling errors can result in a negative vote.
8. DO NOT type LYkE DiS. Ever.
9. DO NOT delete your application. Even if you weren't accepted. Don't be a chicken pussy.
10. If you have been rejected, you may reapply within a week.
11. If you have been rejected twice, go away. :P
12. The answer to Bukkake is yo' face! (This is to ensure that you've read the rules).

[ For the members: ]

1. Please BOLD your yes or no vote.
2. Give a reason as to why your vote is no.
3. Don't be too rude with applicants. If they suck, then they suck. But don't bring their mothers into it.
4. When posting, keep extremely offensive material to a minimum. Remember, we ARE at work...(bwahahhahaha!)
5. Place pictures behind an LJ-Cut.
6. If someone posts a survey/quiz, you are not to post a new entry with your results. Post your results as a comment on that entry.
7. This community is for people who are bored and want some amusement. Save the drama for your mama.
The Application.

The Basics
1. Name:
2. Age:
3. Location:

Taste in...
4. Favorite books:
5. Favorite movies:
6. Favorite bands/artists:
7. Favorite drink:
8. Favorite food:

Give us a quote from...
9. A book:
10. A movie:
11. A song:
12. A friend:
13. Your parents:

Work
14. Where do you work?
15. What do you do (besides slacking off)?
16. Is your boss a dick or nice?
17. What are your co-workers like?
18. Do you like it there?
19. Weirdest thing that's ever happened at a job of yours (doesn't have to be your current job):

Misc.
20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so, who?
21. Worst fear:
22. Guilty pleasure:
23. Celebrity crushes:
24. Bukkake:

[Post a picture of yourself. If you don't have any pictures of yourself, be creative.]

Moderators.

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BERJAYAnakiwarai13 Bessy // naki83@aol.com // AIM: nakiwarai17

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BERJAYAblightedhope Kathy // kattluv334u@yahoo.com // AIM: blightedxhope
401k, all your base, anger, annoying customers, being bored, books, boredom, bosses, cellphones, checks, coffee, comedy, computers, copy machines, coworkers, customers, daydreaming, fight club, file cabinets, file folders, filing, folders, frustration, goofing off, id badges, internet, internet access at work, jon stewart, making money, money, movies, music, office humor, offices, paperwork, payroll, pencils, pens, printers, reams of paper, retirement, scanners, slackers, slacking, sleeping, telemarketing, the big lebowski, typing, water, water coolers, we get signal, weezer, white paper, whiteout, work, work sucks

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