6517 - Long joke Sunday

At a mental hospital :

Doctor: - What is this?

Patient: - This is a book i wrote. It has a total of 500 pages.

Doctor:- You wrote 500 pages! Wow, what did you write?

Patient :- On the first page i wrote 'One king rode on a horse and went towards the jungle'.

And on the last page i wrote 'The king reached the jungle'.

Doctor:- So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?

Patient:- I wrote;

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Doctor :- (stunned) And what's that?

Patient :- That's the sound of the horse running...The hooves digging the terrain.

Doctor:- And who will read your story?

Patient :- I will put it on Blogger, plenty of people will definitely read it..... One of them is reading it as we speak.

6516 - Saturday Jokes

I've done terrible things for money...

Like, getting up early to go to work.

I didn't mean to push all your buttons...

I was just looking for mute.

I'm often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

I'm undiagnosed, but something ain't right.

It's like my mom always said...

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Retirement to do list...

Wake up.

People say I act like I don't care.

But it's not an act.

August is over. September is here.

Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping.

Happy New Year, everybody.

My wife gave me an envelope marked. "Not to be opened until 2026".

Inside was a list of reasons why I can't be trusted to carry out simple instructions.

Did you hear about the cook that blew himself up when he combined pasta and antipasti?

I have been nominated for a '25 pushups a day for 25 days' challenge.

I blocked that person.

I bought some batteries but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.

I went to a museum where they had all the heads and arms from the other museums.

I once saw a video of a woman holding up a sign that said, "I love you Stevie", at a Stevie Wonder concert.

I think about that a lot.

As my Grandpappy used to say, "If you seen one doppelgänger, you seen 'em both".

I've done a lot of dumb things in life, but at least I've never put ketchup on steak. (I have.)

You know when you tap a video to see how long it's got left? I wish you could do that to people while they're talking. (Bilbo)

To save money on a coffin, buy a pen from Amazon and use the box it came in.

I enjoy the Way with Words shown by sports commentators. 

Today: "I like the way he used his eyes to see that ball".

You can't buy bitcoin with bitcoin. You have to buy bitcoin with American dollars. That's the clue that it's a scam.

I once tried to surprise my wife by fixing the leaky sink. By the time I was done, the leak was gone… but now the dishwasher, the washing machine, and the neighbor’s sprinklers were somehow running at the same time. She asked, “Did you fix it?” I said, “Technically yes, but we may need to move.” 

I'm in big trouble if my coworkers find out I don't really have Tourette's.

Parenting Life Hack:

Don't punish your kid by taking their games away; log on to their games and get them banned.

Him1: We're not watching porn tonight, are we?

Him2: She changed the wifi password because I called our kid 'the son of the biggest bitch'.

Him1: You meant the biggest son of a bitch, right?

Him2: I said what I said.

I phoned my Scottish boss this morning and said: "Sorry boss, I won't be able to come in today, I've got a bit of a cough".

He said: "You have a wee cough laddie?"

I said: "Ok cheers boss - see you next week!" 

I am far too old to have only just now figured out that typing a word followed by a ? into google will get the definition. (yep)

Doing crunches twice a day now.

Captain in the morning, Nestle in the afternoon.

A waitress asked me if I wanna box for my leftovers.

We went three rounds before she knocked me out.

Trump: "Newsom didn't allow water to come from the Pacific NW. I demanded that to be open. If that were, you wouldn't have had the fires because all the sprinklers would've worked in the houses."  

*** It is MINDBLOWING how dumb he really is.

Those who confuse burro and burrow don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Bert's Books

A third off selected titles...

The Two Musketeers

Fahrenheit 300.66

13,400 Leagues Under The Sea

Catch 14.5

I typed "I'm unstoppable," but my phone changed it to "I'm unstable." ... Probably more accurate.

I wasn't sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

I am old enough that when I go into an antique store, they ask me to stay.

Me: *tells a funny story about my life* 

Therapist: Okay, so that's called trauma.

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those "I really overestimated how much I can carry" moments.

So it's totally fine for a cat to run and hide under the bed when visitors show up.

But when I do it, suddenly I'm "rude" and "antisocial"?

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6514 - AI on steroids

This is from a Malwarebytes article...

"Now we need to define the difference between an AI browser and an agentic browser. An AI browser is any browser that uses artificial intelligence to assist users. This might mean answering questions, summarizing articles, making recommendations, or helping with searches. These tools support the user but usually need some manual guidance and still rely on the user to approve or complete tasks.

But, more recently, we are seeing the rise of agentic browsers, which are a new type of web browser powered by artificial intelligence, designed to do much more than just display websites. These browsers are designed to actually take over entire workflows, executing complex multi-step tasks with little or no user intervention, meaning they can actually use and interact with sites to carry out tasks for the user, almost like having an online assistant. Instead of waiting for clicks and manual instructions, agentic browsers can navigate web pages, fill out forms, make purchases, or book appointments on their own, based on what the user wants to accomplish.

For example, when you tell your agentic browser, “Find the cheapest flight to Paris next month and book it,” the browser will do all the research, compare prices, fill out passenger details, and complete the booking without any extra steps or manual effort—provided it has all the necessary details of course, which are part of the prompts the user feeds the agentic browser.

Are you seeing the potential dangers of prompt injections here?

What if my agentic browser gets new details while visiting a website? I can imagine criminals setting up a website with extremely competitive pricing just to attract visitors, but the real goal is to extract the payment information which the agentic browser needs to make purchases on your behalf. You could end up paying for someone else’s vacation to France."

Here is the whole article...

https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2025/08/ai-browsers-could-leave-users-penniless-a-prompt-injection-warning

6513 - Long joke Sunday

A man is lying back on the couch, watching TV and throwing peanuts into the air, catching them in his mouth. 

One peanut accidentally lands in his ear and is jammed in tight, causing him a lot of pain. 

As his wife was trying to dig it out, their daughter and her boyfriend walk through the door.

The father explains his situation and the boyfriend says that he can help. 

So he tells the father to relax and take,and hold, a deep breath.

Then he sticks two fingers up the man's nose and tells him to blow hard. 

The nut shoots straight out, and the father thanks him profusely.

The boyfriend just shrugs it off and says,

"It was nothing sir, just an old trick I learned from my mum."

Then the daughter and boyfriend head up to her bedroom.

After they were gone, the wife says, 

“Well, he's smart, handsome, and going to college, with a reliable job."

"I wonder what he'll be one day.”

The father says, “Well, judging by the smell of his fingers, hopefully our son-in-law.”