Bilbo's Random Thought Collection
Random observations and comments from the Fairfax County, Virginia, Curmudgeon-at-Large.
Friday, August 15, 2025
Great Moments in Editing and Signage
Tired of listening to Der Furor's rambling and nonsensical news conferences? Take a mental break by checking out this week's compilation of great moments!
Butt water?? (Thanks to Mike for finding this one) ...
The casual, hip spot for minor Arab potentates?
Somebody was not paying attention during grade school arithmetic lessons ...
When you're really desperate for something to be congratulated for ...
I think this was from the grab-and-go cafeteria on Epstein's Island ...
En garde! ...
It's usually more intimidating when it's actually alive ...
I think I'm going to order these for all the women in my family ...
Pork in pants, #1 ...
Pork in pants, #2 ...
And there you go! I hope this collection of editorial and signage ya-ha's has helped raise your spirits, in this time of bizarre governance.
Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday, when we'll look at punishments of hell other than having to listen to Der Furor's whiningly sarcastic voice - more thoughts then.
Bilbo
Monday, August 11, 2025
I Never Promised You a Rose Garden
If you're of my generation, you may recall this 1970 hit song by Lynn Anderson, "Rose Garden" ...
Speaking of rose gardens ...
The White House Rose Garden was first created by First Lady Edith Roosevelt in 1903 as a colonial-style garden, and various aspects of its design were changed over the years by various inhabitants of the White House. The plan with the large central grass lawn was created by Rachel Lambert Mellon in 1962 at the request of President Kennedy, and the latest redesign was undertaken by First Lady Melania Trump in 2020.
The Rose Garden is in the news once again as Der Furor continues his makeover of the White House campus by paving over much of the existing garden. His stated reason is that the grass of the lawn area is easily damaged by foot traffic during events held in the Rose Garden, and that ladies' high-heels sink into the turf and create a tripping hazard. The actual reason, of course, is Der Furor's desire for an entertainment and event patio similar to the one on which he holds court at Mar-a-Lago -
The makeover of the Rose Garden lawn was recently completed, and the patio area now looks like this* -
You may notice a couple of things about this photo. First, there are no roses in evidence ... they're there, but the focus is on the paved expanse rather than the flowers. Second, the presidential seal appears at each corner. It is, of course, the president's patio, but making the seal a part of the decor seems to me to be a little gilding of the lily. And third, note that the drainage ports are in the shape of American flags - a probably-unintended allusion to the fact that, under the "leadership" of Der Furor and the GOP, the country is going down the drain.
Here's another view of the new patio**, with the new ice cream parlor-style tables and umbrellas in place -
Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather a rose garden highlight roses rather than pavement.
Have a good day. More thoughts coming.
Bilbo
* The style has been called "Noveau Brutalism."
** Photo from CNN reporter Kaitlin Collins' Twitter post.
Sunday, August 10, 2025
Musical Sunday
It's well known that Der Furor is the most litigious president, if not the most litigious individual in American history. His immediate reaction to any perceived slight or setback is to unleash his stable of morally unmoored lawyers to bury his opponent under a pile of expensive and time-consuming litigation. The goal isn't necessarily to win, it's to crush his foes using the law as a weapon.
As reporter Elizabeth Williamson noted in a recent New York Times article, there are 1.3 million lawyers in the United States today, and about 115,000 of them work for the nation’s largest 100 firms. That's a lot of lawyers, and a lot of money spent on billable hours of torturous litigation every year, instead of on medical care, housing, education, and other needs. Thus, it's time to revisit Tom Paxton's wonderful ode to lawyers from a few years back ...
Here are the lyrics:
Humankind has survived some disasters, I'm sureLike locusts and flash floods and fluThere's never a moment when we've been secureFrom the ills that the flesh is heir toIf it isn't a war, it's some gruesome diseaseIf it isn't disease, then it's warBut there's worse still to come, and I'm asking you pleaseHow the world's gonna take any more?(CHORUS:)In ten years we're gonna have one million lawyersOne million lawyers, one million lawyersIn ten years we're gonna have one million lawyersHow much can a poor nation stand?The world shook with dread of Atilla the HunAs he conquered with fire and steelAnd Genghis and Kubla and all of the KahnsGround a groaning world under the heelDisaster, disaster, so what else is new?We've suffered the worst and then someSo I'm sorry to tell you, my suffering friendsOf the terrible scourge still to come(CHORUS)Oh, a suffering world cries for mercyAs far as the eye can seeLawyers around every bend in the roadLawyers in every treeLawyers in restaurants, lawyers in clubsLawyers behind every doorBehind windows and potted plants, shade trees and shrubsLawyers on pogo sticks, lawyers in politics!(CHORUS)In spring there's tornadoes and rampaging floodsIn summer it's heat stroke and draughtThere's Ivy League football to ruin the fallIt's a terrible scourge, without doubtThere are blizzards to batter the shivering plainThere are dust storms that strike, but far worseIs the threat of disaster to shrivel the brainIt's the threat of implacable curseIn ten years we're gonna have one million lawyersOne million lawyers, one million lawyersIn ten years we're gonna have one million lawyersHow much can a poor nation stand?How much can a poor nation stand?
Have a good day, enjoy the rest of your weekend, and try to avoid being the target of ruinous litigation, difficult as it may be in these lawyer-infested times. More thoughts coming.
Bilbo
Saturday, August 09, 2025
Cartoon Saturday
The dog days of 2025 drag on as we suffer through another hot, humid, and politically ghastly week ...
The State Department announced it will require visa applicants from many countries to post a bond of as much as $15,000 to make sure they do not overstay their visas; Israel announced that it intends to take military control of Gaza City as Prime Minister Netanyahu said the ultimate goal of Israeli operations is to take full control of the Gaza Strip; five soldiers were wounded when another soldier exercised his Second Amendment rights in a shooting spree at Fort Stewart in Georgia; Der Furor has ordered the Commerce Department to begin work on a new, out-of-cycle, and questionably Constitutional census that excludes immigrants in the U.S. illegally; and in (where else) Florida, a woman has been arrested and charged with posing as a registered nurse after providing medical services to 4,486 patients between June 2024 and January 2025.
This week, because most of us are praying that we survive until America returns to normal, I thought a collection of cartoons about religion would be appropriate.
Now, that's my kind of rapture ...
I'm reminded of the old pun about the man who's dyslexic, agnostic, apathetic - he doesn't know if there's a dog or not, but doesn't really care ...
Worshiping with the Christian right ...
Just finishing up his letter of resignation ...
And boy, are they doing it ...
It's always better to be the one offering up the sacrifice than it is to be the one sacrificed ...
He obviously didn't read the fine print ...
I'm sure he's been tempted plenty of times ...
The Heavenly Reserve is not doing its job ...
And we finish up with this classic cartoon that pretty much sums up the whole idea ...
And so ends another Cartoon Saturday, let me hear you say "hallelujah!" Have a good day and a great weekend, and be sure to come back tomorrow for Musical Sunday, when we revisit a classic tune by Tom Paxton that never gets old ... and is more timely than ever now. More thoughts then.
Bilbo
Friday, August 08, 2025
The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for August, 2025
We're starting a new month, and the new month gives us new opportunities to recognize great achievement in ass-clownery. I had drafted a new award (the fourth Poison Ivy Cluster to his original award) for Texas Governor Greg Abbott in recognition of his dedicated support to permanent GOP rule through out-of-cycle redistricting of Texas and his escalating threats to Democratic state legislators who are opposing him, but I then thought that there are other ass clowns out there, too - not as visible, yet also worthy of note.
With that in mind, Ladies and Gentlemen, Dear Readers, the award for
The Right-Cheek Ass Clown for August, 2025
is presented to
Christopher Robertson
Mr Robertson was arrested at his home in Georgia by FBI agents on August 1st on a charge of "communicating interstate threats," following a long series of racist rants and threats against black and Jewish citizens in which he claimed to be opposing the "cultural genocide" of the white race. He had earlier visited the Jewish Federation of Greater Atlanta, telling members of the security staff that he was “the official spokesperson for the white race” and demanding to speak to a high-ranking Jewish official. He also visited other synagogues and Jewish cultural centers, issuing threats and documenting his actions in YouTube videos in which he sang violet, racist threats against Jews.
One of Mr Robertson's friends defended his actions in a Facebook post, in which he said that. “These are not charges that are gonna stick. This is not right. He has been voicing his opinion on social media and his freedom of speech. He never threatened.”
Ladies and gentlemen, Dear Readers, our Right-Cheek Ass Clown for August, 2025, is Mr Christopher Robertson - a prime example of today's thoughtful and patriotic extreme right, dedicated to protecting the master race from an imagined racial, cultural, and religious apocalypse.
Have a good day, and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday, when we will visit the world of religious beliefs. More thoughts then.
Bilbo
Tuesday, August 05, 2025
The White House Ballroom
By now, you've probably heard more than you want about the Versailles-style ballroom that Der Furor wants to install in place of much of the existing East Wing of the White House. He foresees a 90,000 square foot "ornately designed and carefully crafted" ballroom that will seat 650 people and cost approximately $200 million. The quiet part, not said out loud, is that it will surely be named for him.
Who will pay for this extravagant ballroom? According to the White House announcement, "[Der Furor], and other patriot donors, have generously committed to donating the funds necessary to build this approximately $200 million dollar structure. The United States Secret Service will provide the necessary security enhancements and modifications."
Now, if you think that Der Furor, a notorious cheapskate known for stiffing his contractors, is going to shell out any part of the $200 million cost of this ballroom, I have some prime swamp land in Florida to sell you. The "other patriot donors" will almost certainly foot most of the bill, with any portion allegedly coming from Der Furor actually coming from Super PACs or other sources of funds he can tap without dipping into his own pockets. And the "necessary security enhancements and modifications" that will be provided by the Secret Service will, of course, come from you and I as taxpayers.
We have a lot of things in this country that $200 million could be better spent on ... like education, health care, infrastructure, emergency preparedness, and all the other things this administration believes are frivolous wastes of money better spent on tax breaks for businesses and the wealthy.
The White House is a symbol of the United States. It should not reflect the gilded bling of a royal palace, but a modest, stately grandeur befitting our history as a people who repudiated rule by kings living in palaces. A gaudy Mar-a-Lago style ballroom - like the new, garishly-gilded version of the Oval Office - belongs in a royal palace rather than in The People's House. And while the President of the United States shouldn't have to rent the local VFW hall for state dinners, I believe that the modest size and understated grandeur of the White House is a more appropriate reflection of who we are as a people. If "a large and unsightly tent" is not desirable for larger events, Washington has no shortage of grand hotels and venues* which offer elegant spaces that could host state events while contributing to the local economy.
As those of you who are long-time readers of this blog may recall, I have a lot of experience in ballrooms, having spent many years competing with my wife as the "Am" half of a "Pro-Am" couple. I like ballrooms. They have their place as venues for weddings, quinceañeras, bar mitzvahs, conventions, and ballroom dance competitions ... but they don't belong in The People's House.
Have a good day. Think about how your tax dollars are being spent, and on the message a White House ballroom sends to the world about what's important to us as a nation.
More thoughts coming.
Bilbo
* The Willard Intercontinental Hotel comes immediately to mind.
Monday, August 04, 2025
Permission to Proselytize
Back when I was a retired officer working as a contractor on the Air Staff at the Pentagon, I sat next to another contractor (from a different company) who was constantly pushing his religious beliefs on me. I repeatedly told him his comments were not welcome or appreciated, but his only response was to tell me that, although I was most likely going to hell for all eternity, he would "pray for me."
This guy was a self-important nuisance, utterly convinced that his religious beliefs were the only ones that were true and correct and that it was his job to convince me of the error of my ways. But that's all he was ... a nuisance. Today, if you are a federal employee who has the misfortune of working with a person like that who happens to be your supervisor, you could be in trouble not just in some imagined future, but in the intolerant present.
One of what used to be the bedrock principles of the United States was the official separation of church and state in governance. The Founders had lived through the European wars of religion and seen the results of the oppression of one religion by another, and wrote their concerns into Article VI of the Constitution:
"no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States"
and as the first words of the First Amendment:
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"
All of that changed with the guidance memorandum issued by the Office of Personnel Management on July 28th, titled "Protecting Religious Expression in the Federal Workplace." Under the guise of protecting Americans' First Amendment rights of religious belief and expression, Der Furor's administration has pandered to the "religious" right* by permitting ... and all but encouraging ... the intrusion of religious proselytization into federal offices.
The OPM memo attempts to sidestep the issue of religious beliefs affecting superior/subordinate relations when it says that
"The constitutional rights of supervisors to engage in such conversations [regarding religious topics] should not be distinguished from non-supervisory employees by the nature of their supervisory roles. However, unwillingness to engage in such conversations may not be the basis of workplace discipline."
Riddle me this, Batman: do you really believe that a supervisor who believes her religious beliefs and attitudes are superior to those of her subordinate - to the extent that she tries to convince that subordinate change his beliefs to match her own - can be a fair and otherwise nonjudgmental boss?
Appendix 1 of the OPM memo gives examples of "permissible religious expression in the workplace." Here are two examples:
"During a break, an employee may engage another in polite discussion of why his faith is correct and why the non-adherent should re-think his religious beliefs. However, if the nonadherent requests such attempts to stop, the employee should honor the request." And if the first employee declines to honor the request, what then? The overall tone of the memo suggests that the freedom of a religious employee to "engage" with others - even when that engagement is unwanted - takes precedence over a "nonadherent" employee's freedom to avoid such engagement.
"A park ranger leading a tour through a national park may join her tour group in prayer." This implies that if a tour group should spontaneously break out in prayer, the ranger is free to join in. Can the ranger stop the tour herself and ask the group to join in prayer? Under this administration, almost certainly.
The First Amendment specifies two things: that the government may not establish a state religion, and that citizens are free to worship as they see fit. While it is arguably true that various forms of Christianity have predominated the religious character of the country, this is not because the federal government has "established" them, but because the majority of the citizens have historically belonged to Christian forms of worship. One wonders whether the drafter of the OPM memo would react the same way to complaints about Jews, Muslims, Zoroastrians, Buddhists, or Satanists, rather than Christians, proselytizing in federal workplaces.
I think I know the answer.
Have a good day. Observe the tenets of your religion, and respect the right of others to observe their own. Or not.
More thoughts coming.
Bilbo
* I use the term "religious" advisedly, because the language and actions of many self-described devout Christians in this country bear only the most tenuous relationship to the actual teachings of Christ.
Sunday, August 03, 2025
Poetry Sunday
In case you ever wondered where economists come from, here's the answer ...
Smart
by Shel Silverstein
My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more then one!
And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes - I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two!
Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!
And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!
And I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head--
Too proud of me to speak!
Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your weekend. More thoughts coming.
Bilbo
Saturday, August 02, 2025
Cartoon Saturday
Whatever hopes you may have had that August will be better than July may as well be packed away for possible use in future months ...
Mathematician and satirical lyricist Tom "The Masochism Tango" Lehrer died at age 97; the Senate voted - on party lines, of course - to confirm Der Furor's controversial pet lawyer Emil Bove to a lifetime appointment as a federal appeals court judge; the Republican-dominated Texas legislature has redrawn the map for the state’s U.S. House districts, carving up five Democratic districts so that Republicans would be likely to win them in future elections; in an attempt to give the plain and tawdry White House a grander, more Versailles-ish air, Der Furor announced that, having paved over the Rose Garden, he will replace all or part of the East Wing of the White House with a $200 million, 90,000 square foot ballroom, supposedly paid for by Der Furor and other donors; and in Turkey, a 38 year old British man died at an Istanbul clinic, apparently of complications from a hair transplant.
This week, a collection of cartoons about letters, numbers, and other symbols ... because, why not?
For all you English Literature majors ...
I think she's in for a long wait ...
Uh, oh ...
When it's time to tell the kids about the colons and the semicolons ...
Busted!
If you know, you know ...
It's one of those 50 ways ...
Uh, oh ...
What tomfoolery, indeed ...
True ...
Have a good day and a great weekend, and come back tomorrow for Poetry Sunday and Shel Silverstein's poem about smart kids. More thoughts then.
Bilbo
Friday, August 01, 2025
Great Moments in Editing and Signage
New month, new collection of great moments in editorial and signage! Let's get to it ...
Well, I guess it's roughage of a sort ...
Must be for hard-core MAGAts ...
Well, what else would the charge be? ...
Taking care of the baby ...
No comment ...
I hope so ...
I know what they meant, but the headline is just too accurate for the present day ...
Some headline writer waited for years for the chance to write this one ...
The season is almost upon us ... get ready!
Slow news day ...
And the new month is off to a fast start! Have a good day and come back tomorrow for Cartoon Saturday - more thoughts then.
Bilbo
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