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[Jan. 6th, 2005|01:49 pm]
Fred Weasley
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Bloody Hell!
A bloke goes for a pint because Hit Wizards are stationed on his roof, and the world goes mad.
Seriously, I'm fine. Everyone. Thank you for worrying, though. *wipes tear* Warms the Heart. *grin* |
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[Jan. 1st, 2005|09:29 am]
Fred Weasley
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*stumbles out of bed*
*groggy*
*hungover*
*pause*
Can someone please tell me why I've sprouted breasts? |
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[Dec. 27th, 2004|02:20 pm]
Fred Weasley
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Check out these dragon hide boots, mates! I'm stylin' and profilin'!
Beauty and brains. I amaze even myself.
*grin*
Charmed for Bill Only
Thanks for the letter, big brother. It...yeah, it was brilliant. *manly hug* |
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[Dec. 26th, 2004|08:37 am]
Fred Weasley
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Happy Boxing Day everyone!
Father Christmas was extremely generous to yours truly (I think maybe he mixed up his "Naughty" and "Nice" list. *smirk*). Thank you for all the pressies Angie; I hope you liked yours. *grin*
Twin and I did get this brilliant journal from a few pranksters we know. Ended up singing Christmas carols in two-part harmony whenever someone said the word "joke" or "prank". It was brilliant! Though I think Angie had a bit too much fun making us sing. *smirk* |
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[Dec. 19th, 2004|08:14 am]
Fred Weasley
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*Charmed for Percy Only*
Perce?
Look, I'm *runs hand through hair* really sorry about this. I didn't think, when I charmed the post, that you'd be able to see it. I just didn't think.
*sigh*
It's just, you're so bloody frustrating to deal with, Percy. And I know I'm not easy either. I know I've been a less than stellar brother to you, what with all the jokes twin and I have played. And, I guess I'm trying to say I'm sorry.
Now, I still meant everything I said to you in that comment, and I'm still not surprised that you've ignored it. But, I feel like shite for saying you should kiss my Weasley arse. And, like I was saying, if I feel like shite, then it must mean I've not given up on you being my brother.
So. There you have it. Ignore it this if you want, but just remember that even if you ignore something, it doesn't mean it'll go away.
I'm like a bad rash. I'll keep coming back until you deal with me properly. *snerk* |
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[Dec. 18th, 2004|08:41 am]
Fred Weasley
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Charmed to be Read by the all the Weasleys EXCEPT Molly and Arthur Weasley
Percy can kiss my Weasley arse. |
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[Dec. 12th, 2004|12:44 pm]
Fred Weasley
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Had a brill time with Angie yesterday afternoon. Had to watch the shop in the morn (where were you, twin? Didn't see you around.), but once George turned up, we were able to head out to the Quidditch match. Magpies won. Wicked game though. Very close, though from what I heard, not as excellent as the Hufflepuff/Slytherin match from not too long ago. *grin*
Well, back to work. Just took a bit of a break. Christmas is our busiest season.
*bell on door chimes*
Ah, duty calls. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2004|08:56 am]
Fred Weasley
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Well, I've recovered from the Hang Over from Hell. *grin*
Been quite productive lately. Still perfecting the Flighty Fireplaces. Ended up in Leeds when I was trying to get to London, so not so good on the grate directions, but at least I didn't lose a limb. Though, it was touch and go for a while, when the bloody thing closed up on my arm. Bugger, those things smart when they snap closed.
Came up with a new, top secret item. *rubs hands evilly* Remus, I think this might interest the Order. Drop me a line, yeah?
Oh Angel? Are you busy this coming weekend, my darling? I've got tickets for the Harpies vs. Magpies match. Care to join me? *grin* |
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[Nov. 29th, 2004|11:16 am]
Fred Weasley
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*Charmed for Bill Only. No one else can see this even exists*
Don't do anything I would do. *wink* |
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[Nov. 15th, 2004|12:07 pm]
Fred Weasley
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Charmed for Remus Only
Hey Remus,
When reading Mad-Eye's report to the Order the other day, I had an idea. Me and George have been tinkering around with it a bit, but I wanted to throw the idea at you, to see if the Order might be able to use it, should we be successful.
Flighty Fireplaces.
Basically, they're portable fireplaces, connected to the Floo network. You just slap it onto a wall (or any flat surface will do. Imagine Flooing from the floor, mate. Excellent!). It can come in handy when someone's stuck behind an anti-aparition ward.
The brilliant part, is that once you Floo out, the fireplace closes up behind you, so you can't be followed (Well, unless someone is DIRECTLY behind you, or grabbed a hold on. Then, they'd floo out with you). All you'd have to do is carry it around in your pocket or something, slap it on a wall when in a sticky situation and WHOOSH!
What do you think? Could the Order use it? We're nowhere near done perfecting it (I almost lost an important body part when the thing snapped shut prematurely. If you catch my drift), but we're optimistic.
Anyway, let us know!
-Fred |
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