You see this on roflrazzi.com and immediately think of Captain Jack

Dude. Just...whoa. Tearjerker? Not for me personally but it's not a stretch to see why lots of people needed a tissue box or ten. Do I want to break out my collection of dull, rusty spoons and go use them on Uncle Rusty? Oh, so very, very tempting.

Anyone who reads Torchwood fanfic, expect a surge in the number of Mary Sue, Daughter of Captain Jack fics. If you watched the Declassified, you probably caught Uncle Rusty's remark that Jack has lots and lots of kids out there, and my Mary Sue Advance Warning System went off almost immediately. More red flags than a Soviet airport, to quote a s2 epi of Alias.

On a lighter note, did anyone recognize Mr. Yates? ;p

Hey Guys,

A new Torchwood RP community has started and it would be great to have some people on board. Most canon characters are available, if your interested and want to have a look we are at

http://cardiffunit.proboards.com/index.cgi

Hope to see some of you there.

-Tissy

Title: Diary of a Chronic Secret Keeper – April 20th - May 10th, 2009 (Part 110-129)
Author: dryler
Pairing: Jack/Gwen, Gwen/Rhys, Jack/Ianto... you know canon.
Summary: Gwen starts a blog as an outlet, because she really needs an outlet.
Part Rating: R
Timeline: I once read that Torchwood was set a couple years in the future, but I’m not sure if that’s true or not, so it’s set in 2009.
A/N: Inspired by reading the blog Belle de Jour: diary of a London call girl, although this is very different.

Other parts are here

So, I told J what happened with TBW. (Apr 20)

J offered M a job. (Apr 21)

Me: My head is killing me. (Apr 22)

I had lunch with the girls from the station today. (Apr 23)

Today I: (Apr 24)

Some f**ker shot at me. (Apr 25)

J: Watches M from his office window. You know, I think she’s feeling left out. (Apr 26)

There seems to be something living in headquarters. (Apr 27)

The thing lurking in our midst is causing complete chaos. (Apr 28)

Nine O’clock last night HQ went into complete lockdown. (Apr 30)

J: Yeah, see the wire’s broken. (Apr 30)

TBW’s head is now impossibly bigger thanks to our second request for assistance in the span of barely two months. (May 1)

We did a thorough sweep of HQ today. (May 2)

Now that there isn’t a mysterious creature lurking in HQ everyone’s feeling much more relaxed. (May 3)

We’re back to business as usual today. (May 4)

J and I went grocery shopping together. (May 5)

Today was not my most productive day. (May 6)

I need to figure out what I’m doing for Mother’s Day. (May 7)

I hate investigating missing persons cases. (May 8)

I slept in late this morning. (May 9)

Title: Diary of a Chronic Secret Keeper – April 11th - 19th, 2009 (Part 101-109)
Author: dryler
Pairing: Jack/Gwen, Gwen/Rhys, Jack/Ianto... you know canon.
Summary: Gwen starts a blog as an outlet, because she really needs an outlet.
Part Rating: R
Timeline: I once read that Torchwood was set a couple years in the future, but I’m not sure if that’s true or not, so it’s set in 2009.
A/N: Inspired by reading the blog Belle de Jour: diary of a London call girl, although this is very different.

Other parts are here

M: You seem to be fine now. (Apr 11)

Well, I had a very interesting Easter. (Apr 12)

Me: I was thinking, barring any sudden work emergencies, I would take tomorrow afternoon off. (Apr 13)

Apparently, I didn’t have to worry about J trying to put me into a modernized habit. (Apr 14)

J and I went out to investigate something in an industrial area today. (Apr 15)

C almost looks normal now. (Apr 16)

I ate lunch with M today. (Apr 17)

Me: Did you just kiss me? (Apr 18)

C: He made a move. (Apr 19)

Title: Diary of a Chronic Secret Keeper – April 4th - 10th, 2009 (Part 94-100)
Author: dryler
Pairing: Jack/Gwen, Gwen/Rhys, Jack/Ianto... you know canon.
Summary: Gwen starts a blog as an outlet, because she really needs an outlet.
Part Rating: R
Timeline: I once read that Torchwood was set a couple years in the future, but I’m not sure if that’s true or not, so it’s set in 2009.
A/N: Inspired by reading the blog Belle de Jour: diary of a London call girl, although this is very different.

Other parts are here

C has worked out a very... comprehensive system for finding prospective employees. (Apr 4)

Me: Umm, [J], I think C might be on the verge of a nervous breakdown. (Apr 5)

I don’t know what the f--- is going on. (Apr 6)

J: So, have you found anything?" (Apr 7)

We collected and tested samples from everything and anything that could have possibly come into contact with C. (Apr 8)

C’s on the mend, sort of... I think. (Apr 9)

J owes me big time. (Apr 10)

Title: Diary of a Chronic Secret Keeper – March 22nd-April 3rd, 2009 (Part 81-93)
Author: dryler
Pairing: Jack/Gwen, Gwen/Rhys, Jack/Ianto... you know canon.
Summary: Gwen starts a blog as an outlet, because she really needs an outlet.
Part Rating: R
Timeline: I once read that Torchwood was set a couple years in the future, but I’m not sure if that’s true or not, so it’s set in 2009.
A/N: Inspired by reading the blog Belle de Jour: diary of a London call girl, although this is very different.

Other parts are here

Reasons why killing J would be a bad idea: (Mar 22)

As you may have guessed I got into a fight with J yesterday. (Mar 23)

I woke up last night with the strong feeling that someone was watching me. (Mar 24)

Me: I could probably do that. (Mar 25)

J was standing in the kitchen with me, looking very rumpled. (Mar 26)

I’m being stalked by a spider. (Mar 27)

Me: You have got to be kidding me! (Mar 28)

We had curry for dinner tonight. (Mar 29)

C’s in the hospital. (Mar 30)

C woke up at 3 am. (Mar 31)

I hate April Fool’s. (Apr 1)

C got out of the hospital this afternoon. (Apr 2)

With C furiously compiling files about perspective employees, and J on a steady schedule of conference calls, I had a lot of time to fill today. (Apr 3)