kait & tara's list of Things To Do This Summer

• assault on precinct 13
• chelsea walls
• sagamore hill
• spamalot
• hurlyburly
• meet ethan hawke
• HBP weekend
• rufus/ben folds
• possibly pippin
• anansi boys signing in union square
• rent movie
• goblet of fire
• corpse bride
• possibly kait & nicole's halloween party
• possibly dorney park
• TR's boyhood home
• daily show
• seducing anne hathaway
• spamalot (again)
• meet tim curry!
• some other stuff, too.

Kait: I hate you.
Tara: I hate you.
Kait: I want to stab you.
Tara: I still hate you.
Kait: I'm glad we have this wonderful dysfunctional relationship.
Tara: Well, we can't do anything else right, why should we have a normal friendship?

Tara: Who else needs to be in the game?
Kait: TR. So he can bust scorpions for them.
Tara: Okay. He'll be a saddle-maker. Because that's kind of like scorpion-buster. Because they both start with S.

Tara: Robert Sean Leonard has dysentary.
Kait: Oh no!
Tara: Is that the thing where you shit all the time?

Tara: When did he get typhoid?! I thought he had dysentary!
Kait: What?
Tara: Apparently Robert Sean Leonard got typhoid and then he DIED from it!

Kait: ::looking at a picture of a grave marker that reads "Here Lies Ethan Hawke (Not a mummy.):: Wait a second, I thought you said RSL died?
Tara: He did. That was from the last game. You only get to make a grave marker when your team leader dies because you forgot to feed him.
Kait: The fact that Ethan Hawke died because you forgot to feed him was pretty ironic.
Tara: It's true.

Tara: Now approaching some big purple mountains. I bet the gay lives there.

tara: Awwwww... Robert Sean Leonard's dead.
Kait: It's true.

Tara: You took the wrong trail and lost three days. Way to go, TR.

Tara: You want to know what would be awesome? If Douglas Adams were still alive and he wrote the Rent movie!
Kait: OH MY GOD IT WOULD BE THE BEST MOVIE EVER!
Tara: Because Marvin would be in it and be like, "Stop whining about dying from AIDS! I'm never going to die and I have a brain the size of a planet!"
Kait: It would be so awesome! They'd all be snarky and British!
Tara: They'd be so British! John Cleese would be Mark! And Neil Gaiman would help him write it!

random stuff random stuff random stuff...

Tara: It would be directed by.... Tim Curry. NO. ::whispers:: Ethan Hawke could direct it! ::pause:: I don't know why that's a secret.

Tara: Jon Stewart could be naked in it. They could make a new character named Naked. Played by Jon Stewart.
Kait: Big posters that said, "JON STEWART is NAKED!" That's how they could get people to come see it.
Tara: That's how they'd get YOU to go see it.

muffins and tea: Why did I just spend an hour and a half reading House/Wilson fic?
Yay Tim Curry: because robert sean leonard has eaten your SOUL
muffins and tea: It's true.
muffins and tea: Someone needs to write a fic where Todd Anderson, US Poet Laurete, ends up in the hospital and realizes that his first love, Neil Perry, didn't actually die, but was wisked away by his parents and send to medical school with a changed name.
Yay Tim Curry: AHAHHAHA
muffins and tea: And has gone through a long, long list of unsatisfying marriages and affairs trying to assert his heterosexuality, all teh while being wooed by his best friend, Gregory House.
Yay Tim Curry: ahahahaahahhahahahahah
muffins and tea: And House and Todd can have a duel for Neil aka Wilson.
Yay Tim Curry: that would be pretty awesome
muffins and tea: And there will be cookies. Some where. Maybe Chase can eat them.
Yay Tim Curry: iiiii think rachael leigh cook should always have red hair
muffins and tea: I AGREE ALWAYS.
Yay Tim Curry: ahahahah puppes... turn into dogs... who get old... and DIE
muffins and tea: OMG I LOVE THAT PART SO MUCH!
Yay Tim Curry: oh alan m, so much angst
Yay Tim Curry: ahahahhahaha now it's the part where josie goes crazy
muffins and tea: I actually almost watched that movie today. But then my brother fucked up and I decided to milk the "good child" thing for all it was worth and make a cake.
Yay Tim Curry: ahahahahahahahahha
Yay Tim Curry: i think the best part about this scene is how she is wandering around and is apparently the biggest star in the universe, and nobody notices her
Yay Tim Curry: also, there is a clown, aah
Yay Tim Curry: wow, this movie is WICKED old. a discman AND an old twenty dollar bill. :P
muffins and tea: Daaaaaaamn, that is old!
muffins and tea: brb i have to peeeeeeeeeee
Yay Tim Curry: (ps: when we see the rent movie we totally have to count the anachronisims. is that how you spell it?)
Yay Tim Curry: ahahah okay
muffins and tea: baaaaaaaaaaaack
Yay Tim Curry: hiiii
Yay Tim Curry: NO ONE WON A CAR!
Yay Tim Curry: if i could go back in time, i'd wanna meet snoopy
muffins and tea: BEST QUOTE EVER!
Yay Tim Curry: yesss
Yay Tim Curry: man i can't wait until we see the rent movie, and we are like "hey val, why aren't you singing with your band?"
muffins and tea: Except maybe, "Totaly Request DEAD!" and "Dujour means seatbelts! Dujour means crash positions!"
Yay Tim Curry: YES
muffins and tea: ahahaha, we'll be so obnoxious.
Yay Tim Curry: yeah we totally will
Yay Tim Curry: "i love you josie!" "and i lo-" "i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream!"
Yay Tim Curry: omg i love when dujour comes back
muffins and tea: ME TOO.
Yay Tim Curry: best. movie. ever.
Yay Tim Curry: dujour was in my bathroom!
Yay Tim Curry: and i thank god every day that i knew the words to enter sandman
Yay Tim Curry: i love how this is me quoting the movie at you
Yay Tim Curry: and then rachael leigh cook and parker posey got into a catfight
muffins and tea: Oh Parker Posey. You're so hanging out with Ethan Hawkw now.
Yay Tim Curry: yeaaaah
Yay Tim Curry: man it's like... fighting by proxy. ethan hawke has, by association, had a cat fight with rachael leigh cook.
Yay Tim Curry: when she had red hair.
Yay Tim Curry: which is hot.
muffins and tea: THat would have been the hottest cat fight ever.
Yay Tim Curry: omg yes
muffins and tea: I would pay very large amounts of money to see that.
Yay Tim Curry: me too
Yay Tim Curry: everyone loves fiona! she's got the best hair and the most awesome clothes!
muffins and tea: I need to remove an interest.
muffins and tea: I don't know what to remove.
Yay Tim Curry: hmmm.
muffins and tea: I kind of want to remove good vibrations.
muffins and tea: Because... it's ove rand done with. And RSL is very important and can't not be an interest.
Yay Tim Curry: i love how we both still have chad richardson listed
Yay Tim Curry: and jim
muffins and tea: There, done.
Yay Tim Curry: hahaha
muffins and tea: Well, chad and jim were a big part of my life.
muffins and tea: Jim especially. I would still kill to see Jim do stuff.
Yay Tim Curry: hahaha
Yay Tim Curry: i love how i forgot we had "gilmore girls as cats", "not crazy sex cults", and "remus is a lush"
muffins and tea: All very good interests to have.
Yay Tim Curry: yes
Yay Tim Curry: okay, i really need to go to sleep
Yay Tim Curry: so. i'm going to do that.
muffins and tea: Okies. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
muffins and tea: Do you have a final?
Yay Tim Curry: after i figured out why i still have 102 friends. because allen deleted his journal.
Yay Tim Curry: yes.
Yay Tim Curry: i don't geeeeeeeet it. oh well.
muffins and tea: That's weird.
muffins and tea: But, good luck on the final.
Yay Tim Curry: thanks
Yay Tim Curry: and then i am DONE WITH SCHOOL
Yay Tim Curry: which means i can concentrate ALL of my time on reading a thousand books, typing up the quote book, and talking about the rent movie
Yay Tim Curry: i wonder if the blog was updated
Yay Tim Curry: oh anthony
Yay Tim Curry: ("La Vie Boheme," "You'll See Boys," "I'll Cover You: Reprise," "Over the Moon," "Halloween," "Take Me or Leave Me," "I Should Tell You," "Your Eyes," "Finale A," and "Finale B" have yet to have any footage of them shot.)
Yay Tim Curry: um. when is this movie coming out? good job, rent.
muffins and tea: I can't wait until they have to act out scenes at the premire in NYC.
muffins and tea: Cause it totally won't be done.
Yay Tim Curry: it's SO TRUE
Yay Tim Curry: it will be like a midnight showing of rocky horror
muffins and tea: Theyll have the premire at the Neder and use the projector to show the two scenes they actually shot.
Yay Tim Curry: they'll have the soundtrack playing
muffins and tea: and then just act out the rest of the show.
Yay Tim Curry: and they'll be acting it out in front of the screen
Yay Tim Curry: omg yes
muffins and tea: IT'S SO TRUE.
muffins and tea: See, it's not like the Rent movie doesn't deserve our making fun of it.
Yay Tim Curry: and then, at the parts they don't have filmed, anthony will swing the projector around at the audience like in the end, and he'll be like "YOU MISSED IT!"
Yay Tim Curry: exactly! it's not like we're making fun of an actual legitimate movie
Yay Tim Curry: the trailer is going to be like... the press reels
Yay Tim Curry: from a zillion years ago
Yay Tim Curry: and they're going to photoshop rosario's head onto daphne's body (they won't have to worry about fredi, because joanne doesn't do shit, ever)
muffins and tea: ahahahaah oh man, it's so funny because it's really going ot happen.
Yay Tim Curry: or they're not going to release a trailer at all
Yay Tim Curry: and be like "SURPRISE! movie!"
Yay Tim Curry: the trailer will be anthony reading his blog entires
Yay Tim Curry: with SOL playing in the background
Yay Tim Curry: i think jesse and adam should start blogging as collins and roger
Yay Tim Curry: and it will be like a big rpg
Yay Tim Curry: and all the fangirls will be like OMGZZ!
Yay Tim Curry: hey remember when i was going to bed? i should get on that.
muffins and tea: And we'll get so pissed at them.
Yay Tim Curry: ahahahahahahahahha
muffins and tea: "WE CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA FIRST!"
muffins and tea: Yeah, you should. I should too.
Yay Tim Curry: "YEAH, AND YOU GUYS TOTALLY SUCK AT IT TOO"
Yay Tim Curry: oh rent movie
Yay Tim Curry: keeping me awake much longer than expected
Yay Tim Curry: omg i bet there is going to be some ghetto midnight showing at the neder
Yay Tim Curry: and it will be hosted by matt caplan
muffins and tea: AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA OH GOD I WOULD DIE OF LAUGHTER OR SHOOT MYSELF I DON'T KNOW WHICH.
Yay Tim Curry: COS YOU KNOW WE WOULD TOTALLY GO. AND BE TOTALLY EMBARASSED ABOUT IT. AND PRETEND WE WEREN'T GOING, AND WE JUST MAGICALLY WOUND UP ON W41ST
Yay Tim Curry: ALSO WE WOULD WEAR MASKS
Yay Tim Curry: BECAUSE WE'RE NOT REAL RENT FANS, REMEMBER/
muffins and tea: OH GOD WE'D BOO MATT CAPLAN AND GET KICKED OUT. AND EVERYONE WOULD TOTALLY FIGURE OUT WHO WE WERE FROM THAT.
muffins and tea: IT'S TRUE. WE HATE RENT. AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR.
muffins and tea: IT'S NOT LIKE WE WERE, YOU KNOW, IN THE FANDOM FOR SEVEN YEARS OR ANYTHING.
Yay Tim Curry: AND IF THEY DIDN'T, AND WE DIDN'T GET KICKED OUT, EVERYONE WOULD FIGURE IT OUT WHEN WE WERE LIKE "HEY MARK, WHY DON'T YOU GO BLOG ABOUT HOW ROGER DOESN'T LOVE YOU?"
muffins and tea: AND ANTHONY WOULD BURST INTO TEARS AND SAY, 'IT'S TRUE!" AND RUN OUT.
Yay Tim Curry: YEAH, WE JUST LIKE SAW THAT ELPHAPA WAS IN THE MOVIE AND OMG SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME IF ONLY CHENO WAS THERE TOO!
Yay Tim Curry: AHAHHAHAHA YES
Yay Tim Curry: HE'D RUN RIGHT OFF THE SCREEN
Yay Tim Curry: IT WOULD BE LIKE MUPPETS 3D
Yay Tim Curry: ONLY INSTEAD OF MUPPETS
Yay Tim Curry: BOHEMIANS
Yay Tim Curry: OMG WE HAVE TO WEAR 3D GLASSES TO THE MOVIE
muffins and tea: IT WOULD BE BETTER IF MUPPETS STARRED IN IT.
Yay Tim Curry: YES
muffins and tea: LIKE, KERMIT WAS MARK, CLEARLY.
Yay Tim Curry: OMG
Yay Tim Curry: YES
Yay Tim Curry: AND FOZZIE WAS ROGER
muffins and tea: AND MISS PIGGY WAS MAUREEN.
Yay Tim Curry: AND THAT GIRL, JANICE? IS THAT HER NAME? SHE WAS MIMI
Yay Tim Curry: AND ROLF IS TOTALLY COLLINS
muffins and tea: YES! SHE LOOKS STRUNG OUT ENOUGHT TO DO IT.
Yay Tim Curry: YEAH I LOVE HOW I REMEMBERED HER NAME. ALSO SHE SOUNDS LIKE DAPHNE.
Yay Tim Curry: AND ANIMAL CAN BE ANGEL
Yay Tim Curry: AND THE SWEDISH CHEF CAN BE BENNY
muffins and tea: OMG AND STATLER AND WALDORF CAN HECKLE FROM THE PLACE WHERE RUSH SEATS WOULD BE!
Yay Tim Curry: omg, swedish chef for benny
Yay Tim Curry: YES FLSJKD
Yay Tim Curry: AND WE'LL BE LIKE "BE OUR BEST FRIENDS"
Yay Tim Curry: AND WE'LL ALL BE CYNICAL AND BITTER AND SNARKY TOGETHER
muffins and tea: THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST AMAZING MOVIE EVER!
Yay Tim Curry: ethan hawke can come too
Yay Tim Curry: YES
muffins and tea: YES HE MUST.
Yay Tim Curry: I CAN'T WAIT
muffins and tea: We can all five of us be best friends.
muffins and tea: and have cookies.
Yay Tim Curry: AND THEN BEN VEREEN CAN FLY IN ON A VINE
Yay Tim Curry: and save the movie
muffins and tea: YES.
Yay Tim Curry: because he is COACH CARTER
muffins and tea: And also be our best friend.
Yay Tim Curry: yes
muffins and tea: He can save the movie by shooting up the cast, just like Samuel L Jackson did in Coach Carter.
Yay Tim Curry: and then we can all go watch josie and the pussycats together
Yay Tim Curry: YES
muffins and tea: The people cast, not the awesome muppet cast.
Yay Tim Curry: and all the fangirls would be like I WONDER IF IDINA BLEEDS GREEN
muffins and tea: He can shoot the people, and then the muppets can take their place!
Yay Tim Curry: YES
muffins and tea: They'd make Rent so much better!
Yay Tim Curry: and then jon stewart can do a thing about it on the show
Yay Tim Curry: and he can have the muppet cast on
muffins and tea: And then be naked.
Yay Tim Curry: and they would have a party
Yay Tim Curry: omg can you imagine if jon had muppets on, and they all sang together?
muffins and tea: A naked party?
Yay Tim Curry: yes
Yay Tim Curry: muppets don't wear clothes
muffins and tea: OMG BEST EPISODE EVER
muffins and tea: ESPECIALLY IF ETHAN WAS THERE TOO.
muffins and tea: ALSO RSL BECAUSE I LOVE HIM, APPARENTLY.
Yay Tim Curry: if it was like kermit and jon singing 'rainbow connection'
muffins and tea: KJFHUIWOEFJKLASJFIOWEFJ02389RJW3IOFJOASFJL;KAWEF
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muffins and tea: S'PDF'ASDKLFJSL;ADKFJ
Yay Tim Curry: YES THEY CAN BE THE SECRET GUESTS WHO COME OUT OF THE TRAPDOOR
muffins and tea: WHY ISN'T THIS MOVIE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
Yay Tim Curry: and then there could be a kickline with robert sean leonard and ethan hawke and ben vereen and stephen colbert
Yay Tim Curry: I DON'T KNOW
Yay Tim Curry: I WANT THIS MOVIE NOW
Yay Tim Curry: IT'S AS DONE AS IT'S GOING TO BE
Yay Tim Curry: i bet they haven't even filmed anything
Yay Tim Curry: they've been sitting around playing The Sims
muffins and tea: I wouldn't be surprised.
Yay Tim Curry: and adam keeps making them start over because his sim keeps dying
muffins and tea: "Anthony, go blog about the movie."
muffins and tea: "But... what will I say?"
Yay Tim Curry: "what movie?"
Yay Tim Curry: "the one our sims made"
muffins and tea: "I dunno... make something up. Write about something our Sims did and pretend it was ud."
Yay Tim Curry: "it has more of a plot than our movie anyway"
Yay Tim Curry: AHHHAHA
muffins and tea: We seriously shoudl major in making fun of the Rent movie.
Yay Tim Curry: "can i write about that time that adam set the stove on fire, and then he died and Death came and made him a zombie?"
Yay Tim Curry: "no"
Yay Tim Curry: we SHOULD
muffins and tea: We come up with new and better ways to do it every day.
Yay Tim Curry: we really do
Yay Tim Curry: now there are MUPPETS involved. and SIMS.
muffins and tea: OMG, they'd totally DL the male pregnancy hack.
Yay Tim Curry: OMG YES
muffins and tea: Or whatever it's called. And everyone would be gay and pregnant all the time.
Yay Tim Curry: yes
muffins and tea: Adam would have like, six babies.
Yay Tim Curry: and naked
Yay Tim Curry: YEAH HE WOULD
Yay Tim Curry: and he'd give them horrible names
Yay Tim Curry: like lennon and whatever the hell the other one is. monty, i think.
Yay Tim Curry: omg, and jesse would have babies and he would give them DINOSAUR names
muffins and tea: Apostrophe and Stalin.
Yay Tim Curry: and remus and sirius can live next door
Yay Tim Curry: and when all the grown up rent sims are at work, Chompy can come over to babysit
Yay Tim Curry: and the children will be like "why are you wearing an ugly bow-tie?" and remus will laugh and laugh
Yay Tim Curry: okay i'm REALLY GONNA GO NOW
muffins and tea: Okay! I'll talk to you tomorrow
Yay Tim Curry: because my dad is going to wake up in like ten minutes
muffins and tea: good luck on your final!
Yay Tim Curry: put this in that_mummy_guy
muffins and tea: Oh dear
muffins and tea: I will XD
Yay Tim Curry: thanks. though i'm sure i'll talk to you before then. unless... i don't. ::shifty eyes::
Yay Tim Curry: alsoyoushouldwatchamericanidoltomorrow. not that i'm obsessed or anything.
muffins and tea: Maybe I will, if I don't have more House to entertain me.
Yay Tim Curry: excellent
muffins and tea: But sleep! I will too. And I'll talk to you tomorrow.