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LiveJournal for Stargate Quotes and more.
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| Sunday, April 15th, 2007 |
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| Thursday, April 5th, 2007 |
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S.G.C. GATEROOM. Walter and Siler are standing facing the foot of the ramp. Walter looks at his watch nervously. He glances at Siler, then turns to face the ramp again. |
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| Sunday, February 4th, 2007 |
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DANIEL: Thank you! Jack?! O’NEILL: He’s a barber. DANIEL: Broke into your house? O’NEILL: Yeah. DANIEL: Second week in a row. O’NEILL: Mm-hmm. DANIEL: (pointedly): Alarm. O’NEILL: I’m thinkin’ dog. JOE: You could try locking your front door - CITIZEN JOE -- season 8 - Stargate SG1 |
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| Monday, November 27th, 2006 |
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Quotes from Stargate SG1 - 'Ascension,' 'Threshold', 'Insiders', and 'The Pegasus Project' and Stargate Atlantis - 'Instinct' and 'Rising Part 1' - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Colonel Simmons: Need I remind you, Doctor Jackson, the dangers that we're trying to defend Earth against? Daniel: (Rather sarcastically) Oh, could you ... I mean ... go ... slow . (Colonel Simmons gives him a pointed look.) -- Ascension - season 5 - Stargate SG1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Teal'c: Do not test my temper, WOMAN! (Teal'c has a flashback) Daniel: Woman?!? Did ... did he just call me a ... a ... a WOMAN?! (Sam's seen walking in) Jack: Yes, I believe he did. Sam: He's still unconsious? Daniel: (Long sigh) In and out ... obviously delerious. [....later in the scene] Sam: So, is it working? Has he said anything? Jack: He talked about fabric briefly. Daniel: He just called me a WOMAN. (Sam looks At Daniel) Jack: So I think it's working. -- Threshold - season 5- stargate SG1 |
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| Monday, November 13th, 2006 |
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Quotes from seaseon 10's Morpheus so *spoilers* for that and one quote from Lockdown (season 8) ---------------------------------------- JACKSON: I got it! *rushes round the corner as all the others turn back to see what he wants* Got it! *slows* I made the connection. Circle wain de gowcamay doluca and allowyn, Vagonbray… CARTER: *looks at Mitchell* and you say I'm hard to understand. -- Morpheus - season 10 - Stargate SG1 ---------------------------------------- |
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| Tuesday, November 7th, 2006 |
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One SG1 quote and two from SGA; both of Rodney becuase he's just so funny:D Includes his message to earth from season 1 - Letters from Pegasus ---------------------------------------- STEVEN (to Daniel): Well, maybe the world wasn't ready to hear that the pyramids were built by Aliens --- or was it men from Atlantis? -- The Curse - season 4 - Stargate SG1 ^ I always get a kick out of this one after everything that has happened since season 4. |
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| Monday, November 6th, 2006 |
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One of my faves (Season 6, SG1) is: Her'ak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of. O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard. |
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| Sunday, November 5th, 2006 |
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McKAY: If you’re referring to the ship you just shot down, the one that doesn’t stand a hope in hell of ever flying again ... TORRELL: The ship that you’re gonna fix, yes. McKAY: What am I, MacGyver? Fix it with what? -- CONDEMNED - season 2 --- Stargate Atlantis ^ I love the MacGyver quotes |
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Some quotes that make me laugh, and two that make me warm inside with all the love and one from season 10. So *spoilers* if you haven't seen season 1, 2, 4, 6, and 10. ---------------------------------------- JACK: I got some people on it. Where's Marty? TEAL'C: He became insistant in his demands for medication. MARTIN: (Knocking on door) Uh --- Murrey? Listen, uh --- I'm REALLY Sorry I tried to bite you, and I realize it was totally out of line , but I was wondering if I could come out now? Or I could just stay in here. That's good too. It's just, I'm getting a little dizzy. -- Point of No Return - season 4 |
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| Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 |
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Some quotes for '200' and 'Sci Fi Inside: Stargate SG-1’s 200th Episode', so spoiler warning for anyone who hasn't seen those two. And one from 'Camelot' (season 9). It's just stuff I find funny. ---------------------------------------- Sam: What, you spent seven years on MacGuyver and you can’t figure this one out? We ... we got belt buckles and shoelaces and a piece of gum – build a nuclear reactor, for cryin’ out loud. You used to be MacGuyver, MacGadget, MacGimmick, now you’re Mr MacUseless! [The crew giggles as Rick looks round at the camera. Amanda laughs and addresses the camera.] Dear God – I’m stuck on a glacier with MacGuyver! [The crew laugh and applaud.] -- Outtake from “Solitudes” - season one ---------------------------------------- THOR (dressed up for the 200th episode): Hello, and welcome to “Sci Fi Inside: Stargate SG-1’s 200th Episode” starring ... me. AMANDA TAPPING: The Asgard puppet is a bit of a prima donna. He has, like, an entourage of at least five people. Bit of a sexual deviant. He harasses women. (She rolls her eyes in an annoyed way.) It’s what he does. He’s touched my bum on more than one occasion and claimed that he didn’t know he was doing it. “I couldn’t feel it,” he said, “through my rubber hands.” I don’t know. I think he’s a liar. (Thor laughs evilly.) -- Sci Fi Inside: Stargate SG-1’s 200th Episode |
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| Saturday, October 28th, 2006 |
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These are some quotes I get a kick out of: ---------------------------------------- Daniel: (To Vala) I'm sure if there is a monster down here, it's gonna be much more scared of you than you are of it. Especially once it gets to know you. -- Avalon (1) - season 9 - * - * - * - - * - * - * - - * - * - * - Mitchell: (to Teal'c) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, man! Bullets bounce! -- Avalon (1) - season 9 ---------------------------------------- Jack: See, that’s one of the great things about being a general. You pretty much get to do what you want. Mitchell: I suppose after you save the world seven or eight times . . . Jack: Yeah, but who’s counting, huh? Mitchell: Teal’c. Actually, he mentions it quite often. -- Origin (3) - season 9 ---------------------------------------- Mitchell: Look, I don't wanna argue about this - I'm right, let's leave it at that Daniel: Compelling argument. Teal’c, what do you think? Teal’c: I think I should have remained with the tour. -- The Scourge - season 9 - * - * - * - - * - * - * - - * - * - * - Mitchell: Sir, I don’t mean to gripe. Landry: Permission to gripe granted. -- The Scourge - season 9 ---------------------------------------- Vala: I have to assume that the reason you want to build more ships is, like other men, you like big machines with big engines that fire big missiles, because you have a deep-seated need to overcompensate for your own shortcomings. Appropriations Chairman: Excuse me? (female stenographer snickers) Vala: See? She knows what I mean. -- The Ties That Bind - season 9 |
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| Thursday, October 19th, 2006 |
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Jack: Say something. Teal'c: One small step for Jaffa. Jack: Very nice. -- Nemesis (1) - season 3 ^ I just watched this episode today and I couldn't stop laughing at his line. I love Teal'c :D ---------------------------------------- Sam: Why don't you try a glass of warm milk? Teal'c: I would prefer not to consume bovine lactose at any temperature. -- The Changeling - season 6 ---------------------------------------- AND FINALLY SOME JOKES FROM TEAL'C ---------------------------------------- Jack: Teal'c, you don't have to stick around. Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not remove me. Jack: Wild horses, Teal'c. It's... that's a joke. You told a joke. Don't make me laugh. -- Message in a Bottle - season 2 ---------------------------------------- Jack: Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them. Teal'c: I will attempt to translate one. A Serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips. (Teal'c starts laughing as everyone stares) -- Seth - season 3 |
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| Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 |
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06x05 - Nightwalkers Jonas: You have got to teach me how to do that. Sam: Wormhole theory, motorcycle riding and lock-picking. Jonas: Not necessarily in that order. |
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Some quotes that bring a smile to my face when I hear or read them :) ---------------------------------------- Jack: It's always 'suicide-mission' this, and 'save-the-planet' that. No one ever just stops by to say 'hi' any more. -- Summit(1) - season 5 ---------------------------------------- Jack: I believe someone said "We're not gonna make it." Jacob Carter: Sam, let's get the hyperdrive running. Jack: Excuse me. I distinctly remember someone saying "We're not gonna make it." I think we made it! Jacob Carter: I'm sorry, I over-reacted. At the time it looked very much like we weren't gonna make it. Jack: Yes...well...maybe next time you'll just wait and see. Jacob Carter: And blow the last chance I might ever have to be right? Jack: What? Sam: (with a grin) Welcome to my life! Jack: What? -- Enemies (2) - season 5 ---------------------------------------- Android Jack: All right, come on, bring it on flyboy, let's go, come on! Jack: Oh you little sh...(Jack and Android Jack start to fight) Sam: Sirs! As much as I'd like to see how this plays out...don't we have something more important to do? -- Double Jeopardy - season 4 ---------------------------------------- Urgo: Say I didn't mean to! Jack, Sam and Daniel(All at once): He didn't mean to! Teal'c: That was not his intention! -- Urgo - season 3 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Sam: A strong enough EM pulse can knock out most electronic based technologies. It would be harmless to us but should render Urgo impotent. Urgo: Could you, uh... rephrase that? -- Urgo - season 3 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Sam: We should perform a standard recon mission. Mineral and biological survey to determine whether 884 is a viable site for a research colony. Hammond: Very well. You have a go. Jack: Mmm! Mineral survey. My favorite! Hammond: Colonel. Jack: I know, General. It's all fun and games until someone breaks a nail. -- Urgo - season 3 |
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| Tuesday, October 10th, 2006 |
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LANDRY: Teal'c is family. I don't like people screwing with my family. -- Stronghold - season 9 ---------------------------------------- CARTER: I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle. -- Children of the Gods - season 1 CARTER: This is totally unbelievable! You are a small and pathetic man! Those were my theories on spinwave technology and the effects of anti-gravity on electromagnetism and you know it! Now, just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't ... [She grimaces and turns away from the desk.] God, that's horrible! Who would ever say that?! -- Moebius, Part 1 - season 8 ^ I just love that, "Who would ever say that?" I always talk to the tv and say "You would" LOL |
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| Sunday, October 8th, 2006 |
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CARTER: Sleep for a few hours and I'll fix the DHD. O ' NEILL: Okay. Night. CARTER: Night...(Eyes widen) Oh....Colonel....! O ' NEILL: It's my sidearm, I swear... [Carter giggles] -- Solitudes - season one McKAY: Gateship One, you're go for launch. (Jack turns round to the others with a look of disgust on his face.) O'NEILL: "Gateship"?! JACKSON: Well, it's a ship, it goes through the Gate, so ... (Sam nods in agreement.) O'NEILL (unhappily): Alright. (In the Control Room, Hammond has a similar expression to Jack's. McKay notices.) McKAY: What? It's a ship that goes through the Gate -- it's a Gateship! Well, I thought it was clever. -- Moebius, Part 2 - season 8 |
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| Tuesday, October 3rd, 2000 |
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I love this one. I love the way Daniel and Mitchell said these lines. DANIEL: We've got a problem! Mitchell continues to fire at Worrel and his men. MITCHELL: Yeah, bad men are shooting at us! Just hurry up and open the damn ... [He turns round to shout his order at Daniel but jolts as he realises that their means of escape is no longer there. Carter looks round to see why Mitchell has not completed his sentence. Teal'c turns too and the team exchange confused glances before suspiciously turning to look towards Worrel and the others who seem to be just as perplexed.] MITCHELL: (beat) ... Gate. --Off the Grid - seaseon 9 MITCHELL: I have no intention of taking anybody on, I'm just going to pose as a buyer. DANIEL: You? MITCHELL: Well no offence Jackson, but you do not strike me as the drug dealer type - in fact, you're not even close. DANIEL: I think I'm as close as you are! CARTER: (to Mitchell) Come on, you're miles away. MITCHELL: Teal'c. Which one of us is closer? TEAL'C: (pause) I believe the three of you to be equidistant. MITCHELL: (offended) Oh, please. Mary Poppins is not even in the running! [Carter's mouth opens, indignantly.] CARTER: Hey! --Off the Grid - seaseon 9 - I love that Sam is all offended that he called her Mary Poppins LOL. SAM: It took us 15 years and 3 supercomputers to macgyver a system for the Gate on Earth. -- CHILDREN OF THE GODS - season 1 TEAL'C: You have been impregnated without copulation? VALA: Yes. And I'm absolutely terrified. Have any of you ever heard of anything like it?[Mitchell raises his eyebrows and looks to Carter, who shrugs slightly.] MITCHELL: Well, there's one. TEAL'C: Darth Vader. [Vala's eyes widen.] VALA: Really? [Teal'c nods gravely.] VALA: How did that turn out? -- Crusade - season 9, You got love Teal'c and the StarWars stuff, I know I do |
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| Monday, October 2nd, 2000 |
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BARRETT: What kind is the question. CARTER: Well, there's one way to find out. (She walks over to the computer console.) BARRETT: No, forget it. Major, we've already tried that. All the codes are encrypted. I've requested a data retrieval team. CARTER (sitting down and starting to type): Present and accounted for. BARRETT: Right, of course. (A pause while Sam types.) So how've you been? CARTER: Busy. You? BARRETT: Busy. CARTER: You know, I never properly thanked you for that memo on Woolsey. BARRETT: Well maybe we could go out for dinner some time. (Another pause while Sam flinches and Barrett looks embarrassed but hopeful.) CARTER: It's just that I'm seeing someone right now. BARRETT: Really?! You?! CARTER (indignantly): *You* asked me out! BARRETT: Yeah, right. Sorry. I'm gonna go check in with Doctor Jackson and Teal'c. (He leaves the room hastily. Sam smiles.) -- RESURRECTION - season 7 O'NEILL: C'me here. (He puts his arm around her shoulder. She reaches up and takes his hand and snuggles into his shoulder, rubbing her thumb against his hand. They sit and look at Jacob for a moment.) CARTER: Thank you, sir. O'NEILL (quietly): For what? CARTER: For being here for me. (Jack looks at her for a moment, then speaks quietly.) O'NEILL: Always. (Sam looks at him, then rests her head on his hand as she gazes at her father.) -- Threads - season 8 O'NEILL: Yeah. CARTER: Sir, I wanted to talk to you about ... O'NEILL (interrupting): Carter. CARTER: We haven't heard from him in a week. O'NEILL: Doesn't mean anything. CARTER: Sir, we know he was captured by Replicators. Chances are he was on board a Replicator ship when it disintegrated. O'NEILL: All we know for sure is that he's missing. CARTER: Sooner or later ... O'NEILL (interrupting): Forget it! I'm not fallin' for it this time. CARTER: "Falling for it"? O'NEILL: Yeah! How many times have you thought he was gone, and then he shows up -- in one form or another. I'm sorry, but we're not having a memorial service for someone who is not dead. (He turns his head and calls out to the room.) You hear that?! I'm not buyin' it! (He and Sam look around the room for a few seconds, then Jack turns to look at Sam again.) What? He's just waitin' for us to say a bunch of nice things about him. Next thing you know, he'll come waltzin' through that door, (he gestures to the closed door) like, right now. (He and Sam look hopefully at the door for several seconds but nothing happens.) Waltzing ... now. -- Threads - season 8 |
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| Sunday, July 30th, 2006 |
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Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Well I'll have to admit, this place is a varitable Daniel Disneyland! Daniel: [-I have no clue what you're talking about becuase you're making me sound like a big nerd look on face-] I just hoped they would make McKay talk about being a concert pianist (peenist)again. Later! ~ Z! |
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| Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 |
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Hammond: "Ah, Jack, come in. Colonel... you know Colonel Checkov, the Russian envoy to the SGC." Jack: "We've... met." Hammond: "Colonel Checkov feels that as a symbol of our joint efforts, a Russian officer should be assigned to join SG-1." Jack: "Over my rotting corpse, sir." Hammond: "Colonel... " Jack: "I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud?" Hammond: "I said I would discuss it with you and that I was sure you would give it some careful thought." Jack: "And that I will, General. But I'm still pretty sure I'll say... 'bite me'." - 6x01 Redemption |
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LiveJournal for Stargate Quotes and more.
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