Perpetrator: TickleTub
Story: Nightlight
Summary: (hers, not mine) There were three things, I was absolutely positive. First, Dick *snigger* was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. Duh! Cut, paste, control h, Edward, tab, Dick *snigger*, replace all. Title, Twilight, delete, delete, delete. Nightlight. OMG! It's totes new! And by the by, "Nightlight" is an awesomely fail-tastic name for anything not written for a four year old.
Type: "Crossover", for some reason it amused this one to "crossover" Batman and Twilight, enjoy the fail.

( Twilight! Now with Batman!Collapse )

Title: Cherry Cherry
Author:  Mrs.EmmettBlack
Summary: Bella gets lost in the woods and weird ass shit ensues.

( Enjoy the what the fuckery.Collapse )d rot?

Let me just start by saying I know forced prostitution is no laughing matter but this fic is just BEGGING to be sporked and since Bella is not actually being raped it's not really that bad.

Title: It Started with 25 Letters
Author:  hiileihawaiiangurl


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Author: georgiasf
Title: Truth or Dare, Jasper's Turn
Summary: "I was reading some truth or dare fanfictions last week and I got to thinking, What if Jasper's dare was... Some characters might be OOC"

( LOL! That's my favorite bit, some of the characters MIGHT be OOC, they are ALL OOCCollapse )

Hi! It's your friendly neighborhood mod and I'm looking for help. Honestly it isn't really hard to mod this community, since I allow all kinds of language and we have great members there really isn't a lot to do. But I'd like someone else for when I'm not here, just in case. So if you actually post here and would be interested in being a moderator let me know in the comments. Chances are you'll get the job. 

Also I'm trying to get new members so please please please promote the community so we can see it alive and active. There is so much Twilight fic out there and it is just begging to be mocked.

Also you should post, seriously! It's not hard to make fun of Twilight fic. And don't worry any kind is allowed, as long as somewhere in the fic it mentions a Twilight character go for it. Just post!


Also major brownie points to anyone who gets my icon!

Title: Isabella Lilly Potter
Author: moo moo96
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5891219/1/Isabella_Lilly_Potter
Summary: Bella and Tonks hook up.

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Title: FOREVER CONNECTED
Author: SabrinaCullen2010
Summary: ROSALIE & EMMETT ARE BEST FRIENDS SINCE BIRTH. THEY BOTH LOVE EACHOTHER BUT NEITHER WILL MAKE A MOVE UNTIL THEY KNOW HOW THE OTHER FEELS. WILL THEY STAY FRIENDS OR REALIZE THEY ARE FOREVER CONNECTED? A/H O/C M FOR LANG AND FUTURE EVENTS LET ME KNOW 1ST FF

 
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Title: Stranger Happenings
Author: Felicity Dream
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5161756/1/Stranger_Happenings
Summary: Teddy moves to Forks

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Title: An Assassin's Creed Love
Author: Dare2Dream97 (Good grief, people born in 1997 are writing fanfic now? I am now officially ancient)
Summary: Bella A.K.A KPC 195A is the top assassin. When she's sent to protect Edward Cullen, sparks fly. Can she avoid breaking rule 1: getting emotionally invovled.

( The first rule of Assassin Club is that you don't talk about Assassin ClubCollapse ) 

Title: Broken Love
Perpetrator: brookexisxanxemu
Notes: The main character's name is the same as the Suethor's. SHOCK, AWE. EDIT: For bonus LULZ, check out the horror that is her profile.
( Brooke Prince was adopted when she was a baby... When they die she moves in with her father and half brother Billy and Jacob Black...but what happens when she's had enough? Brooke only has one choice... to run away but where does she go?bad summery i knowCollapse )