Snape the Spider
Do I think Snape is an animagus who turns into a spider?

No, I do not. If he were, he would have been able to change into a spider and escape
after the incident in the astronomy tower.

I think, rather, that Snape is an andromagus. A magical creature (in this case an
Acromantula) which can assume the form of a witch or wizard. Which means he
either was adopted or he was a changeling.

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Severus Snape And The Amazing Bouncing Jill (Part 2: Arise Fair Maiden)
Severus Snape And The Amazing Bouncing Jill
by Riku
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the people he's met are
the creation of the talented author J.K. Rowling.
Warning: Takes place after Half-Blood Prince and contains spoilers
for the book.




-Chapter 02: Arise, Fair Maiden.-

Snape started a few things cooking on the stove, then went to take
his bath.

The door was closed and locked.

He knocked, but got no answer. He knocked again, more loudly.

"Draco," he demanded, knock very hard this time. "Draco, open the
door." He pounded on the door, angrily. "Open this door at once!"

Still no answer.

Snape pointed his wand at the door. "Alohamora."

The door swung open.

"Now," Snape began. Words failed him as he found himself staring at a
young woman. "Draco, where did you get that polyjuice potion."

"I didn't take any!" Draco protested. "I swear to you! I just woke up
like this!"

"Wizards don't 'just wake up' as witches for no good reason, Draco."
Snape pointed out. "You must've taken polyjuice potion!"

"I didn't," Draco insisted.

"Draco, don't lie to me," Snape told him. "I've destroyed my own
future to keep you safe. I expect a bit more respect out of you. Now,
enough childish behaviour! Tell me where it is. The sooner I know,
the sooner we can both get the hell out of here."

"I DON'T HAVE ANY!" Draco screamed at him.

It was at this point that Snape noticed Draco's fresh tears for the
first time.

"Draco," he asked, less forcefully. "Did you eat anything other than
what was served at the feast yesterday?"

"No," Draco replied. "I didn't even have a chance to eat any of the
snacks mom made for me."

Snape stared at Draco for a moment, then sat back.

"Do you have any of those snacks?"

Draco went into his room and came back out with a small parcel.
Inside were several home-made chocolates.

"Eat one," Snape suggested.

The affect was almost instantaneous. By the time Draco had finished
the sweet, he was back to his more familiar form.

"Give me those," Snape snatched up the sweets and pointed his wand at
them. With a quickly spoken incantation, the chocolates melted, and
bubbled away into nothing. "Whatever reason your parents had for
making you pretend to be a boy are no longer imporant," he told the
woman now standing before him. "Your male shape is no longer safe for
you to walk around in, so you'd better get used to being female."

Draco stared in horror and disbelief at the place where the candies
had been.

"You have one hour to say goodbye to your old self," Snape remarked,
pointedly. "I suggest you take that time to come to terms with the
fact that what I'm looking at right now is not the real you."

Draco left the bathroom and sat on the sofa, sighing as Snape closed
the door and the water began to run.

He had only a few minutes left as a young man. After that he would be
a woman. Several things went through his mind. Including the passing
thought that if he timed everything just right, he could masturbate,
then take the sperm he collected and use it to impregnate his new
female body. He wondered if carrying a child that pure would save him
from Voldemort's wrath.

"I doubt it," Snape told him. "The child is likely to be deformed
or at the very least a squib. And I doubt that would impress the Dark
Lord. Put any thoughts of children aside for now. You'll have time to
fall in love and find a nice young man, or woman if you'd rather,
after Potter deals with the Dark Lord."

"Whose side are you on?" Draco asked.

"I think the Dark Lord has the right idea about wizarding blood
getting too thin," Snape replied. "But I'm more interested in keeping
you safe than keeping him in power."

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Severus Snape And The Amazing Bouncing Jill
by Riku
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the people he's met are
the creation of the talented author J.K. Rowling.
Warning: Takes place after Half-Blood Prince and contains spoilers
for the book.




-Chapter 01: The Spider and the Ferret-

Snape opened the door to Spinner's End and pulled Draco inside.

"Sit down and keep quiet," the ex-professor growled. "I need to think
of what to do now that you've gone and fouled up the works."

"If you hadn't barged in," Draco shot back, "I would have..."

"Switched sides?" Snape raised an eyebrow. "Doubtful. You have to be
on a side before you can switch them. And you, like me, like to play
to your advantage. Now shut up and let me think."

Draco sat on the sofa and glared at his former teacher. He was not at
all happy about the way things had turned out. When he'd taken the
assignment to kill Dumbledore, he had thought that it would be easy.
All he had to do was remember the threat to his family, and how
getting rid of the quirky old headmaster would hurt Harry. After all,
he hated Potter, didn't he?

Now that he thought about it, he wasn't entirely sure how he felt
about anything. He had been incredibly angry that Harry had seen him
crying. And to have been so badly wounded by him! Where had Potter
learnt that spell? And that name Snape had called himself.

"Sir," he asked, regarding this last piece of new information that he
had been expected to deal with. "What did you mean when you said you
were a prince?"

"That was my mother's maiden name," Snape replied, off-handedly. "As
a member of a pureblood family, she would have normally been expected
to marry a wizard, but there weren't many available then and since
her family was not as wealthy as the Malfoys or the Blacks, she was
not as likely to find a pureblood husband. That was bad enough. But
when the Dark Lord began to pursue her as though she was some kind
of brood mare, she left the wizarding world for good."

"So, you didn't know you were a wizard until you went to Hogwarts?
Like Potter claims he didn't."

"Potter didn't know," Snape told Draco. "But I did. My mom told me
from the day I was first old enough to understand. She told me that
all the stories about evil witches that Muggles make up are just
silly nonsense. That did not make my father happy in the least. He
used to beat us whenever we tried to do magic in his house. But
enough about that," he told Draco. "We'll talk more in the morning.
Get some sleep. You look exhausted. You can sleep in the bedroom. I'll
stay on the sofa for the night."

Draco gathered up his things and headed over to the proferred room.
He stopped in the doorway and turned to face his former teacher.

"Sir," he asked. "Why did you tell me all that?"

"Because if we're to survive from here on in, we need to trust one
and other." Snape explained. "Now, get to bed."

Draco nodded then stepped through the bedroom door and closed it
behind him, leaving Snape to wonder why he was so sure he'd never
see him again.

Snape began to brew a number of potions, including a polyjuice potion
that would make Draco look like a dark-haired boy who was about half
his age and another that would make Snape look like an old man. He
planned to flee the country with Draco once the polyjuice potions
were ready in the guise of an old muggle going on holiday with his
grandson. His only worry was whether Draco would be able to refrain
from using his wand on the first muggle who stepped on his foot.

Once he was satisfied that the potions were off to a good start, he
laid down on the couch and fell into a fitful sleep.

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