Title: Brotherly Pride
Fandom: Hetalia
Character(s): America, Canada
Pairing(s): N/A
Word Count: 201
Genre: general/family
Rating: PG/K+
Notes: seatapp's prompt on my meme was "something with Canada being proud of America." Lol, she wanted hockey, but I told her that was a no go. I'm surprised I didn't turn it into soccer instead. (Extra note: Written right after Bin Laden was killed and has some politics? Well, more like if you think the Patriot Act is a good idea, you won't like this fic.)
Link: Misc. Meme

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Title: Adventure in America's King of ME Mall
Fandom: Hetalia
Character(s): Prussia, mentions of Italy, Germany, and America
Pairing(s): implied Prussia/America
Word Count: 620
Genre: humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: I wrote this a few days ago to make myself feel better after a horrid morning of awful. I saw the KoP mall and was like, heeeey, I can get my miffed off-ness on about the lack of bookstores in the mall now. >>;; Prompt: "Prussia/America, There’s a King of Prussia mall in Pennsylvania (and it's the largest mall in the nation). Make of that what you will. I just really wanna see more of the awesome pairing D:" Prussia writes a blog. (Here's a map of the mall. They started in the Court, upstairs in the Pavilion and ended upstairs in the Plaza near Sears. XD)
Link: Hetalia Kink Meme

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Title: Pink's, Like, Totally In This Season
Fandom: Hetalia
Character(s): Poland, Romano
Pairing(s): N/A
Word Count: 273
Genre: humor
Rating: PG-13/T (mainly for Romano's mouth)
Notes: So, two friends started talking on one of my posts (about Palermo's soccer team and the pink kits), and there was pretending to be Poland, so this fic was born. >>;; I wrote this right before taking a nap, soooo it may not make much sense? Lol, first time writing Poland. XD (EDIT: Forgot small translations notes. Aspetta means 'wait' in Italian, and merda means 'shit' in Italian. XD)
Link: original comment

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Title: Napoli-Lazio 04/03/11
Fandom: Hetalia
Character(s): Spain, Romano, mentions of the Napoli Football Club & slight Italy cameo
Pairing(s): Spain/Romano
Word Count: 1598
Genre: general/humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: Whaddya mean this is more self-indulgent fic? XD There was an awesome soccer game on Sunday morning (Sunday afternoon in Italy), and I was lucky to see the second half. It was spectacular! *swoon* So, yeah. Since Napoli is Romano's team, canonically, I decided to have him see the match with Spain. XD
Link: kissing meme

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Title: Instigator
Fandom: Hetalia
Character(s): Switzerland, Austria, Hungary
Pairing(s): Switzerland/Austria
Word Count: 581
Genre: humor/general
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: Since the DDoS attack on LJ killed my memes, I decided to post my fics from said meme. *is compulsive and must post them in written order* Prompt: Hetalia, Austria/Switzerland/Austria (I don't care who is seme and who's uke): "Hey Switzerland! Our relationship should... No, MUST be better since our people gets married with each other and..." "OH SHUT UP!!" and then... Kiss?? And I added some Hungary because she's awesome. <3
Link: kissing meme

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Title: Just A Really Dirty Dream
Fandom: Hetalia
Character(s): Prussia, France, Romano, Spain
Pairing(s): Spain/Romano, Spain/Romano/France/Prussia
Word Count: 2947
Genre: smut/romance
Rating: Light NC-17/MA
Notes: I'm so bad at staying anon for any amount of time. >>;; The Request at the Meme: "Spain is worried about his relationship with Romano due to the fact he’s been having sexy dreams in which Romano is ravished by France and Prussia. When he tells Romano about these dreams, Romano admits he’s had sexy dreams involving the bad-touch trio as well (Everyone has. And I mean everyone. Including you. That’s how awesome they are.) Bonus: Some other nations remember their ‘special’ dreams involving those three Bonusx1000: Spain and Romano invite Prussia and France around to ‘Get it out of their system’" I didn't manage the bonuses, but I kinda want to write a sequel with the x1000 bonus. >.>;; Human names used. Lots of Spain's brand of dirty talk. Dirty dreams, too, of course. Translation at the end of the fic (if anything's off about the translations, tell me). And I suck at titles. :/
Link: Hetalia Anon Kink Meme

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Title: Bottom of the Block
Fandom: Hetalia
Character(s): Romano/Spain
Pairing(s): pre-Spain/Romano
Word Count: 411
Genre: general
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: ...usually, I'm very wary of posting first bits of a series I'm writing because I never finish series, BUT these can totally stand alone. XD After Italy finishes bottom of their block, Romano goes to drown his sorrows. Unfortunately, Spain doesn't let him wallow for long.
Link: N/A

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Title: Stop Texting Me
Fandom: Hetalia
Character(s): Hungary, Prussia
Pairing(s): Hungary/Prussia
Word Count: 493
Genre: general/humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: My first Hetalia fic! Well, no, like most of my fandoms, I start something first, don't finish, then finish something else. XD But let's go with het being my first Hetalia fic. <3 Prompt: Any/Any, love/hate relationship ((812): If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.)
Link: kink meme

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