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It's like the Wall, except making fun of people like us. 

in Moss Point, Mississippi, at 9:00 p.m. last Tuesday. 

"And I was thow'in up all day, all over the sto'.  Then yesterday my stomach felt fine.  But today, my stomach be turnin' cartwheels again." 

This from the cook who just served up the eggs you've already eaten. 

1.
You don't deal with children or words.

2.
"I don't believe in color/Colourless landscape"
I'm bilingual!

HALL OF SHAME

You look skinny today!
Shut up! I had a burrito.

Douche factor.

Well she’s fatter than I am.

You girls did it like men, and I respect that.

What state is Toronto in?

Caitlyn = Engaged!!! 2/14/08

You’re cute!!
Stooopp.

BEEEEEEEER!
THE BOOT!

FAIL.

Dandruff is caused by stress.

Country horn!

LOVE. [flicks off]

My dear people…

Fffft!

I don’t wanna be sober when I go down there…

JENNIFER! (robe)
MUSIC! (pipe)

We don’t wanna look desperate!!

Pist-a-chio NUTS.

Mama! I ain’t got no car, Mama!

Hi, Dad!

Castrated pasta boner. (2/14)

Penile Life Companion

Is that a pink sheep? Oh wait – it’s a pig.
No it’s a pink SHEEP! :O

HOLODECK BED!

I don’t have enough boobs my cello can support me.

TUBA RIOT. >:O

You look tan!
…Yeah?
You look good mama!

Hummer of Metarie

Um, guys! I really have to pee!

*sultry* Hap-py birth-day to you…

burnt?
burned?

11/11/07  3
*COUCH!*

Wear 2.

Gamelon => Japanese!

There’s no such thing as SEX!

Tupelo!

It’s like the Mona Lisa – but a peep.

We’re by this ambulance thing…
(It IS an ambulance!)

I brought a truck full of old people!

Port-o-POT-y

This is the best worst time EVER!

WRINKLY BALLS.
[fetal position]

Robust clam!

Why are you so handsome?!?

[Montes spitting on Jack]

I licked my shoe!

Rollerssskates. Interesssting.

During a convo about make-up, etc.:
J: I also need to do something about my bikini line.
L: [pause] That’s something you can do on your own.
J: Well I am a hairy person.

If you’re going to take pictures of your private parts, it’s only to make others aware of what they look like. Not for your own personal pleasure.
- Girl on Frat Row, 6 p.m. Wed. 3/26

[Picture: Saturday, 8:30 PM. Star Trek, Starring William Shatner on the Television. Three girls on laptops doing homework.]