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[18 Feb 2008|11:02am] |
oh this still exists!
t-minus 2 weeks until i get to be online much more regularly. yay for a return to the thconeth!
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| fuck john lennon! |
[11 Aug 2006|11:17pm] |
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skylinehighrise: smeg, in the car: "This song is a little too "Imagine" at the end for me."
skylinehighrise: jess: "i wouldn't know! I still haven't heard it!" smeg: "I FOUND it! I downloaded it. So haha, you WILL hear it! The curse of John Lennon continues!"
thisisbuddhacide: Hello!
thisisbuddhacide: hahahahaa
Cheshworth: LMAO
Cheshworth: what were you listening to?
skylinehighrise: "sing" by dresden dolls
thisisbuddhacide: Did you know Imagine is The Communist Manifesto?
skylinehighrise: Fruit Pirate: here he coooomes... Fruit Pirate wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\download\skylinehighrise\John Lennon - Imagine.mp3.
Fruit Pirate: i was talking about it with mom once and we were like "..so everyone is still dying of cancer and shit? screw that!"
Fruit Pirate: because he never says "imagine there's no cancer...ebola, too..."
thisisbuddhacide: hahahahaha
Cheshworth: Imagine how many damn people there would be if there wasn't, man.
Cheshworth: He's already decided that there'll be no reason to kill each other.
thisisbuddhacide: "Imagine all the people eating their vegetablesssss, whoo-hoo!"
Cheshworth: And you want to get rid of those natural causes of death too?
Fruit Pirate: there's also no heaven
skylinehighrise: the piano is mixed kind of badly. you can't hear him that well over it
Cheshworth: But there's no hell, either!
skylinehighrise: he sounds like kitten
Cheshworth: god, he does.
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| cherry popping |
[08 Jul 2006|04:15am] |
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thisisbuddhacide: hahah I still need to compile my fifty things to do before I'm dead list.
thisisbuddhacide: I'll work on that sometime soon.
Fruit Pirate: what's on it so far?
thisisbuddhacide: Travel, make a film, write a novel, and have a baby.
thisisbuddhacide: hahaha, I don't know about that last one anymore.
Fruit Pirate: i like that list
thisisbuddhacide: Thank you! What's on yours?
Fruit Pirate: i've never formally written one
thisisbuddhacide: ah, okay...well let me know when you do! I'm interested.
Fruit Pirate: go to scotland, own an octopus, write a book, build a robot
thisisbuddhacide: hahaha, in spite of the robot, that's a great list.
Cheshworth: that's kind of cute.
Cheshworth: dessy wants to make a baby. Smeg wants to build one!
thisisbuddhacide: hahahahaha
Fruit Pirate: smeg isn't hot enough to make a baby
Cheshworth: That's not true!
Fruit Pirate: my children will be metal
thisisbuddhacide: YOU'RE HOT SMEG.
thisisbuddhacide: YOU'LL ALWAYS BE HOT.
thisisbuddhacide: CAPS LOCK.
thisisbuddhacide: IT NEVER LIES.
Cheshworth: you and dessy can make a beautiful mocha baby.
thisisbuddhacide: hahahahahahhahaha
pwy ydw i: oh
Cheshworth: good morning!
pwy ydw i: I forgot I was here :o
thisisbuddhacide: Hi!!
Fruit Pirate: will you guys make up your mind on this? NUNNERY FOR SMEG. WAIT, BABIES FOR SMEG!
Cheshworth: Well, you COULD make babies!
Cheshworth: Physically you are completely hot and baby-ready!
Cheshworth: But you're not ALLOWED to.
thisisbuddhacide: I never said you should be a nun.
Cheshworth: unless it's with dessy.
Fruit Pirate: you can't have your cherry and pop it too
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| long ago, in a little-known suburb of Lesbos... |
[02 Jul 2006|02:26am] |
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skylinehighrise: In a telephone interview with Denis Ferrara for "Out" magazine (US edition, published in the April 2006 issue) Madonna says her daughter asked her about people saying that Madonna is gay because of the event.
skylinehighrise: (the kiss on the mtv award thing in 2003)
skylinehighrise: She said she explained to her daughter: "... it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star.
skylinehighrise: And I am kissing her and passing my energy on to her. Like, kind of a mythological fairy tale."
skylinehighrise: oh madonna.
skylinehighrise: the more i reread that the funnier it gets
Cheshworth: ...
Cheshworth: *Dies*
Cheshworth: And look where THAT got her, Madonna.
Fruit Pirate: ..that's a new kind of fairy tale
Fruit Pirate: "long ago, in the great land of Snatchistonia.."
Anyone care to write this fairy tale? :D
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| Assignment, part 2 |
[17 May 2006|04:41pm] |
One of my favorite Sod-Tossers:
Post your favorites!!!!!!
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| yes, virginia... |
[04 May 2006|02:38am] |
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So Nicky & Veer, I've no idea what you guys were talking about! I've been listening to the new Dresden Dolls album and I love every song so far! It totally kix @$$.
"She's the kind of girl who leaves out condoms on the bedroom dresser
Just to make you jealous of the men she fucked before you met her!"
On a slight off-note, I'm really bothered by how one refers to this band. THE Dresden Dolls or just Dresden Dolls? Is the 'the' kind of superfluous-to-the-title? I guess not, since their albums have it. But I don't like the sound of THE Dresden Dolls or rather the look since the 'the' throws off the alphabetization, like in my interests list! I hate 'the ____' interests for no good reason. But I feel wrong not having it there if that's what the band's name is. Thoughts?
J.
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[23 Mar 2006|03:25am] |
Okay, pictures for the April Fool's Day Sconeborough comic. As it turns out, I have one expression: "delicately furrowed brow." If I were an actress, I'd only be cast in movies where I'd play a poetic, consumptive young girl who clasps her hands to her chest a great deal. I also have a really unflattering profile.
But you know, there's not really a facial expression that clearly conveys sarcasm. I think I did a pretty good job with "disgusted." I will not blame you at all if you decide to say "fuck it" and write our names on tacos instead.
OR BISCUITS. That would be fantastic.
http://chesh.lmfao.org.uk/sconeborough/comic/
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| talking about our digital camera: |
[21 Mar 2006|03:41am] |
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Cheshworth: Cameras have a lot of settings these days.
Cheshworth: I tried customizing my mom's but eventually we just went with "portrait."
Cheshworth: You don't actually have to understand everything the camera wants to do. Find something that frequently takes good pictures and go with it.
mydarkfilmstar: the 'bright snow' setting is shite for shooting snow
mydarkfilmstar: Close Up : Use for subjects closer than 28 inches
mydarkfilmstar: Landscape: Use for distant scenery
mydarkfilmstar: Sport: Use when subject is in motion
mydarkfilmstar: Portrait: use for full frame photos of people and other subjects
Cheshworth: Hers is all "Portrait! Indoors! Outdoors! Muffins! Pork! Unicycle!"
Fruit Pirate: we only need one setting, and that is "cat"
Cheshworth: It's impossible to take a bad picture of a cat.
Cheshworth: They pose naturally.
Cheshworth: that's all cats do. Eat. Sleep. Pose.
Fruit Pirate: Furniture Staples: use for furniture staples
Cheshworth: Mildly Dark Room Where Someone Is Drinking From A Can Of Sprite And Doing A Leisurely Dance To The Thong Song: Use in a mildly dark room where someone is drinking from a can of sprite and doing a leisurely dance to the thong song.
Fruit Pirate: A Can of Baked Beans: use for cans of baked beans
Fruit Pirate: A Really Fine Ass: use for pictures of a really fine ass
Cheshworth: Second Coming Of Christ: hey, you never know
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| PICTURES |
[13 Mar 2006|07:21pm] |
Hot damn! We've watched movies. And bought shit. Then we watched more movies.
Anyway, we went down to the port of olympia today and I got several cute pictures of Jess. Hooray!
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| New colorbar! |
[25 Feb 2006|05:08am] |
Because the old one was... old.
If you're not on it yet, it's because I need a picture of you that won't make you cry. If you want me to change your picture, I can do that (if you supply a picture). I can move you, too, if the color I have you on is bad for your chi. If you don't want to be on it at all, that is also cool with me, but Jess might kick your ass.
Two rules:
1. Any body part but feet, dammit. I think the whole world would most definitely prefer to see your face instead of your elbow, though. And it's going to drive me insane if it goes chesh, jess, smeg, dessy's kneecap, sarah's ass, choco's earlobe, silver, nicky.
2. No sad smilies in your comment here. It's a colorbar, not the holocaust.
All the pictures I have of smeg are really low contrast for some reason, so she always ends up really jaundiced. Maybe it's someone else's turn to be yellow?
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| Old Man Ted, A Poem By Chesh. |
[25 Feb 2006|04:35am] |
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Smelling the freshly cut grass
and knowing
that old man Ted's wife had passed away
He still sits on his porch swing
staring off into space
with her knitting beside him.
To get to the elementary school
One must take a left turn about a half mile
beyond old Ted's sad face.
There is a stoplight there that lasts quite awhile
it is best to run it.
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| Poetry, By Smeg. |
[25 Feb 2006|04:08am] |
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I.
I looked for the easter eggs
But the fucking goddamn bitches
Got there first
So now I'm standing there like an idiot without any goddamn eggs
Thanks a whole fucking lot
In my froofy easter dress
The water towers
Laughed silently at my lack of brain function
Yeah, fuck you too.
II.
That fucking chihuahua
Chases me around the tree
One of these days, bitch.
One of these days.
III.
They used to say
There was a crazy farmer
Who would shoot bitches up
If they walked on his land.
So I pranced around on his damn farm for a while
No bullets.
That was anticlimactic.
III and a I/II
I looked for a cat
On crazy farmer's farm
But the bitch was gone.
Now I can't get away from them
Aaah
Stop shitting in my garden
IV.
I looked at the tree
Hey, I think it's falling!
No seriously, I think it is, it's tilting
It's totally going down
Oh, wait.
Never mind.
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| yay? |
[22 Feb 2006|03:58pm] |
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| what's a wonderwall anyway? |
[02 Jan 2006|04:26am] |
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Tonight is, apparently, Oasis night. No, they haven't taken the place of Suede for me, but damn, those Gallagher boys are amusing. Here's what they COULD have said:
You're my ...
curtain call
shoppin' mall
dancin' hall
bathroom stall (personal favorite)
talkin' doll (Twilight Zone!)
hobo Saul (Smeg required a hobo)
booty call
study hall
burial pall
Texan drawl
shiny awl
knitted shawl (other favorite - picture Liam knitting!)
bowling ball
drunken brawl (possibly the most fitting)
waterfall
gangster moll (works in the context of the line best!)
Beatle, Paul
by Jess, Smeg, a pot of tea and 4 AM
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| Off to Oregon I go. |
[19 Dec 2005|10:25am] |
At the moment it's cold and rainy in Portland. Yeah, weather, it's on now. Bitch.
Assuming I don't die of hypothermia or get trampled by any frantic middle-aged U2 fans, I'll see you guys Tuesday night. Be good, and try not to get into any pissy bitchfights when I'm not there to watch. *GWARR!*
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