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[11 Jul 2005|02:55am]
BERJAYA
the_claudiament
im assuming all of you have heard of what happend to oprah while she was in france a couple weeks back?

she was planning to have dinner with her friend tina turner and decided to pick up a present for her at the ritzy hermès boutique in paris. the employees did not recognise winfrey since she wasnt wearing any make-up and her hair wasnt did. they did not let her into the boutique because they were having 'problems with north africans lately'.
winfrey had called the president of the boutique when she got back home, and cancelled an order (5 purses at $6000/each) she had made previously and told the manager she was going to go public about the incident.

can you believe that boutique?! they shot themselves in the face if you ask me...

and also, i was looking back at one of my oprah clippings from a long long time ago...and i guess this isnt the first time oprah's had a problem like this.

a couple years ago she went to see a show with her makeup artist andre. after the show the 2 were walking along the street and oprah spotted a sweater in a window shop. she tried to go inside with andre, but people inside completely ignored her. she called the store to tell them she was outside, and the store said 'oh sorry, you wont believe this..but about 2 weeks ago our store was robbed by 2 trans sexuals and we thought they were back.'
oprah's response?
'you're right, i cant believe it!'

i love oprah regardless of her skin colour. my door, my heart, and television is open for her anytime!
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[23 May 2005|07:38pm]
satans_bouquet
[ mood | artistic ]

Imagine Dr. Phil and Oprah's child. It'd be called "Philprah" or "Opril", wouldn't it? Hah. I drew a picture:

title or description

He She It takes after it's father.

...*leaves*

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[31 May 2004|12:33am]
transit_
did this community die? i think so.
double you tee eff.


...shameless promo!
BERJAYA_uproar
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[04 Jun 2004|09:41am]
BERJAYA
hipchic311
oh man, yesterday's oprah made me cryin'.


lisa ling was there reporting about dowry in india, and bride burning. so horrible.

then they had this old sweet lady doctor who lives in ethiopia helping girls with fistula.
you should read about fistula here
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[02 Jun 2004|07:29pm]
transit_
today, dr phil taught me how to live a happier life and accept my age.
also, i learned how to give myself a facial.

I LOVE YOU, DR PHIL! <3
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[11 Apr 2004|09:02pm]
BERJAYA
iwantyourskulls
this community is lame, no one talks about shit haha somebody say something!
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[09 Apr 2004|12:20pm]
BERJAYA
iwantyourskulls
HOLLER BACK? PHIL DID FUCK OPRAH DIDN'T HE?
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[30 Mar 2004|08:19pm]
thesoapboxderby
you know what?

i think the ellen show is soon to dominate the world of talkshows.
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[30 Mar 2004|04:35pm]
thesoapboxderby
i just joined.

i absolutely love dr. phil.
my favorite episodes are the ones that follow the "dr. phil family".
and yes.

-kate.
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[24 Mar 2004|04:26pm]
BERJAYA
thepantywar
So I lied.
I watched Oprah today.

JAMIE OLIVER ON OPRAH!
I just creamed myself.
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[24 Mar 2004|04:04pm]
BERJAYA
thepantywar
[ mood | contemplative ]

I'm taking a break from Oprah for a while.
Not seen a show in over 4 days.

This crush was getting out of hand.

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[18 Mar 2004|07:39pm]
BERJAYA
hipchic311
last nite's dave chappelle show, had dave getting oprah pregnant.
when the baby was born, dave sees its not his child, it's phil's!

there goes to show that phil fucked oprah
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[10 Mar 2004|03:29pm]
BERJAYA
platinumjupiter
Well hello to all! I'm new, and I love Oprah. So much so that I wish she were my grandmother. Now that would be hella tight. She'd give out the coolest presents.

...Le sigh. Well, a girl can dream, can't she?
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Strange Heads [22 Feb 2004|06:33pm]
marriedthedevil
You both have strange looking and large heads Phil and Oprah. Your children will look like aliens. People will through fists full of pocket change at their heads, like an act of sculpture, just to see the many indentations forming like some foreign landscape.
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[16 Feb 2004|09:13pm]
BERJAYA
xoneheartbeatx
[ mood | i dont know! ]

i watched Oprah today for the first time in a long while! and um it was the American Idol verison and SIMON is a bad ass freak ewww

<33

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ta-da! [09 Feb 2004|04:24pm]
BERJAYA
well_fancy_that
[ mood | super jazzed! ]

Here is just a friendly reminder for everyone to be sure and vote for their favorite pop-star for Oprah's Pop-Star Challenge on Oprah.com. How do you guys like it? I think the judges are all too nice. I really enjoy Cyndi Lauper though.. she is just so sexy!

I can't wait to wach the episode about the highschool teacher in love with her underage student.

(ps. I really want Lee to win, I also enjoy Lorenzo!!)

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[08 Feb 2004|11:11am]
BERJAYA
xoneheartbeatx
hey all, i havent really posted to this thing in a while, i duno what to talk about but i watched Oprah the other day and some lady was like bashing someone, it might have been Dr. Phil or i duno, it was weird all i heard was yelling lol


<3 Julie
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[03 Feb 2004|01:57pm]
BERJAYA
nnancy1964
Email to Oprah, 02/02/04

Re: “The World's Best Advice” Show:

I'm really sorry, Oprah and staff, but that was the most painful, silly, inept, terrible show I've EVER seen on Oprah, and that includes the past-life regression one so many years ago. The people on this show were in some real pain, and especially the first "expert" just made a mockery of it. The second one (with the funky hair, LOVE IT!) was at least trying to get the mom and daughter to talk to each other, but by the time it was all over, the whole thing was a farce. It was nothing but painful to watch Mom's forced smile and daughter's bewilderment at what she had done. You were right about mom having "taught daughter how to treat her," but what those 2 need is one of Dr. Phil's diads and total silence, not jokes and wacked-out "experts" and everyone talking AT everyone else.

PLEASE, leave the relationship shows to Dr. Phil - he's so good at it, and I could picture EXACTLY what he'd do and say to each of your guests. In fact, if it were me, I'd be calling Dr. Phil and asking him to do a followup/damage control with all of your guests today.

Normally I love your show, I tape and watch it every day, but today was just painful and awful.

Thanks,
Nancy
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[30 Jan 2004|08:37pm]
BERJAYA
xoneheartbeatx
[ mood | hyper ]

i saw oprah today...she was like getting off by eating a piece of chocolate hahah it was goofy. But hey chocolate is some hot shit :)

<333

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Its a party! [29 Jan 2004|04:31pm]
BERJAYA
ex_marge621
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OPRAH & ME!!!! Thats right the most wonderful Oprah and I share the same birthday , i know you are jealous! I am 19 ,I think Oprahs pretty old but oh well she's still lookn' good.
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