Buttering Parsnips

Soooooo. I'm not sure if anyone actually reads this lj, rather than just getting linked to it, but for those who might lurk:

In my regular life, I also write. In fact, this one time I co-wrote a paranormal romance! So that was exciting. We wrote it under a pseud, and it's a pseud we're planning to retire before we go write other things, on other topics. But we did write a sequel to our book -- a very, very fannish-meta kind of sequel, where we have a fat heroine and an asexual hero and there are vampires and the nature of good and evil and non-Eurocentric folklore and bitchy academics.

And now we're looking for betas.

Interested? Leave a comment, or stalk me on one of my various social networking thingies.

Title: Say What You Say When You're All Alone
Author: parsnips
Rating: R
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Warnings: Language, sex, teenage boys in love.
Spoilers: AU following "Silly Love Songs," but mildly informed by events following.

Summary: In which there is sex. Somehow. Sort of. Probably. Sure. (Part 3 of the "Crazy Boys in Love" series.)

Written for skyfyre, MP, and She Who Does Not Watch Glee. This fic continues a couple of months after where We Are All a Little Weird, and Life's a Little Weird left off, still in an alternate universe where Klaine turned canon a little sooner than in reality. In addition, while I've been working on this fic since August, I really, really wanted to finish it and post it before "The First Time" aired on the 8th. Because of reasons.

( Blaine exhales roughly, hand seeking his growing erection, and thinks, hazily, that this is starting to be a problem.Collapse )

Podfic!

I have committed terrible things, and I am deeply sorry for it.

That being said, perhaps you'd like a podfic version of We Are All a Little Weird, and Life's a Little Weird:

audiofic archive link

I apologize if it's lousy -- I beg your indulgence, if only because this is my first time out. HOORAY.

Title: We Are All a Little Weird, and Life's a Little Weird
Author: parsnips
Rating: R
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Warnings: Language, phone sex, teenage boys in love.
Spoilers: AU following "Silly Love Songs".

Summary: "We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." --A brief sequel/coda-thingy to Love (Makes You Do the Crazy).

Written for skyfyre and MP as a surprise mini-sequel to the first "crazy boys in love" fic. This fic continues a couple of months where the other left off, still in an alternate universe where Klaine turned canon a little sooner than in reality.

ETA: There is also a podfic version of this fic, available for download here.


( But then Kurt transfers, and the tiny moments they'd carved out for themselves are even smaller now, and there's less time, and there's longer intervals of nothing in between, and he doesn't want to waste the time he has trying new things when he basically doesn't want to ever, ever stop kissing Kurt Hummel.Collapse )

Title: Love (Makes You Do the Crazy)
Author: parsnips
Rating: R
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Warnings: Language, sexual situations, awesomeness.
Spoilers: Up to Silly Love Songs

Summary: In which Blaine is an emotionally stunted idiot, and Kurt finally notices. (A sequel/coda-thing now exists as well: We Are All a Little Weird, and Life's a Little Weird.)

Written for skyfyre, because she asked, and MP, because she also asked. Started right after Silly Love Songs, and jossed by everything after, but hey, a love story's still a love story no matter how AU it gets, right?

ETA: This fic mentions in a positive light PSU Coach Joe Paterno and the Penn State football community. This is in the process of being edited out.


( Meanwhile, two coffees do not make a deathless passion, serenading does not equal instant boyfriend, and Christmas duets are a major turn-on.Collapse )