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[Aug. 9th, 2006|12:13 am]
High Quality Harry Potter Crackfic
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Title: All You Need Is Love (Or a Summer Makeover)
Author:  quite_grey
Rating: G
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Draco/Hermione (in theory)
Length: One-shot (558 words)
Genre: Crack/Satire
Warnings: None
Summary: Hermione and Draco are...drumroll, please!...Head Boy and Head Girl.
Notes: This is what happens when I spend too much time reading ridiculously bad Makeover!Hermione/Draco fics. Fun with cliches! ;)
Author's website: Grey's Fic Index |
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[Jul. 6th, 2006|04:29 pm]
High Quality Harry Potter Crackfic
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Title: The Discreet Art of Persuasion
Author: quite_grey
Rating: R
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Harry/Hermione
Length: One-shot (636 words)
Genre: Crack
Warnings: None
Summary: Hermione takes a situation in hand.
Notes: Thanks to my beta, sdkshelly. Any errors that are left are all mine.
Author's website: Grey's Fic Index
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
X-posted around the block. |
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[Jun. 27th, 2006|01:11 pm]
High Quality Harry Potter Crackfic
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OK, this one is just because I am an attention whore.
Reviews are love baby! =>
Title: A night to remember.
Author: Devilfancy
Summary: Draco gives Harry a night he'll NEVER forget.
Warnings: Lollipops can be dangerous/crossdressing
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Wordcount: 868
Disclaimer : All characters in this story are the property of JK Rowling .
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[Jun. 27th, 2006|01:09 pm]
High Quality Harry Potter Crackfic
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Hi,
Im new here so i thought I would post one of my fics as a get to know you guesture.
I hope you all enjoy it.
Title: Taking Hogwarts
Author: Devilfancy
Summary: Lord Voldermorts cunningly evil plan to take over Hogwarts has a few flaws in it, namely, Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape.
Warnings:humor / snark
Pairing(s): Lucius/Voldie/Snape
Rating: PG-ish
Wordcount: 925
Disclaimer: all characters are the property of JK Rowling.
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| Story (well, the first chapter of one anyway) |
[Mar. 5th, 2006|07:53 pm]
High Quality Harry Potter Crackfic
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Title: Tart Noir Around and About Vertick Alley
Rating: PG-13
Warning: language, mild sexual content
Pairings: Lavender/Zacharias, Draco/Ron, Susan/Blaise, Zacharias/Ginny ...
Summary: Lavender Brown is part of the investigation into the murders of the children of Death Eaters and is madly in love with her flatmate and best friend, Zacharias Smith. Ron Weasley is babysitting Draco Malfoy and sick of being gay in a terribly straight Wizarding World. Susan Bones doesn't get patronuses and is not having a relationship with Blaise Zabini. Zacharias Smith is sick of his job and thinks he might ask Ginny Weasley to move in with him. Mr Darcy, the flatmate's cat, thinks they're all bloody ridiculous. Four twenty-one year olds suffering with work, love and life.
Link: here!
Gratuitous CSI references, lots of swearing and UST, crime, romance - enjoy!
If you're interested in reading more of my writing, friend my writing journal glisteninggold. Harry Potter and the occasional CSI fic.
Thanks,
Aimee |
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[Jan. 24th, 2006|08:53 pm]
High Quality Harry Potter Crackfic
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Title Something Shiny
Pairing/Characters Ron, Ginny, Hermione
Rating PG
Word Count
A/N: For manraviel who requested Ron, crack a while back :D
Summary
“It could be one of those muggle toys- the one’s they give to toddlers to choke them.”
Ron is muchly bemused by something shiny.
( “It can’t be that complicated; after all if it was muggles wouldn’t be able to work it.”Collapse ) |
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| Crack drabbles - Dead Harry series |
[Jan. 18th, 2006|09:42 pm]
High Quality Harry Potter Crackfic
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| [ | mood |
| |  mischievous | ] |
Links to my l-j, because I'm fairly sure, (but not positive) that I haven't posted these here:
Title: The boy who... er, well - it’s like this...
Character: Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 86 (counting title)
Summary: Harry dies.
Warning: Character... death?
Disclaimer: Unless she's sold them when I wasn't paying attention (entirely possible, considering movie rights, etc), all characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Here there be crackfic
Title: The Late Harry Potter
Characters: Harry, Hermione, mentions of others.
Rating: G
Word Count: 132
Summary: Hermione refuses to believe Harry's dead.
Disclaimer: Unless she's sold them when I wasn't paying attention (entirely possible, considering movie rights, etc), all characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Here there be more crackfic
Titles: Sisters in Misfortune, Sisters in Water Vapour.
Characters: Harry, Myrtle
Rating: G
Word Count: 81, 77
Summary: Harry is dead. And sulking. Myrtle is also dead and sulking, but you already knew that.
Warnings: Character... deadness? Extreme shortness of drabble. DO NOT DRINK AND READ.
Disclaimer: Unless she's sold them when I wasn't paying attention (entirely possible, considering movie rights, etc), all characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Here there be even more crackfic |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2006|12:31 pm]
High Quality Harry Potter Crackfic
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Title A Helping Hand
Pairing/Characters Ron/Snape
Rating R (not so subtle innuendo)
Word Count 175
Summary Snape offers to help Ron with a ... problem.
( The billowing power.Collapse ) |
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[Dec. 1st, 2005|07:53 pm]
High Quality Harry Potter Crackfic
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| [ | mood |
| |  bored | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Queen-Bohemian Rhapsody | ] |
Don't worry, I'm not dead!! I've just had a mental few weeks. Exams, trip to South Africa, coursework and other such exciting things.
But here is the first part of the second half of 'of peppers and tiramisu'!
( In which we see Ginny study, muse about Draco and attempt to plan her cooking projectCollapse ) |
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[Nov. 22nd, 2005|02:19 am]
High Quality Harry Potter Crackfic
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| [ | mood |
| | crazy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Thriller - Michael Jackson | ] |
*waves* Hallo, my name's Fred, and I write crack all the time occasionally.
I'm ah, glad I've finally found a place where I won't have to apologise for this. But I'll do it anyway, because: damn.
I am terribly, terribly sorry for this.
Title: Why Harry Potter is Sensitive about Tooth-Brushing
Pairing/Characters: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Fred and George. No pairings other than a brief mention of Ron/Hermione and Sirius/Remus.
Rating: PG-13ish?
Word Count: 3,238
Summary: Involves pie, tooth brushes, an evil drag queen panda named Twiddles, a frightening display of musical talent (with a song from the movie Chicago), and, well, crack in large quantities.
( Harry raised the toothbrush to his mouth, prepared to stroke his teeth and gums gently with it, so as not to cause bleeding, when suddenly, he began twitching madly Collapse )
Told you I was sorry. |
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