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FIC: Guardian

Title: Guardian
Author: nebula99
Fandom: Life on Mars
Rating: FRT
Type: Gen
Summary: “Yes Tyler, they’re wings.”
Prompt: 004 Wings for BERJAYAwtf27

Author's Note: Many thanks to BERJAYAthimpressionist for reading this and kicking it into shape.



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FIC: Ties that Bind

Title: Ties that Bind
Author: nebula99
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: FRAO/ NC-17
Type: Slash
Pairing: Hotch/Reid
Summary: Reid looked aghast. “I can’t put him in the washing machine – he’ll drown!”
Prompt: 003 Transformation (inanimate) for BERJAYAwtf27

Author’s note: A birthday present for BERJAYAseverity_softly who kind of challenged me to this. Only it’s not a pencil. Happy Birthday!

And great thanks to BERJAYAslash_girl for most excellent beta-fu.

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FIC: Funk Soul Brother

Title: Funk Soul Brother
Author: nebula99
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: FRAO/NC-17
Type: Slash
Pairing: Reid/Hotch
Prompt: "Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire"
Kink Dancing - for BERJAYAslash_girl for BERJAYArounds_of_kink and #022 Twins/Non Canon Siblings for BERJAYAwtf27

Author’s Note: Beta read by the ever helpful BERJAYAslash_girl. Thank you!

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FIC: Irresistable Part Four

Title: Irresistable – Part Four
Author: nebula99
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: FRAO/NC-17
Type: Slash
Pairing: Reid/The BAU, Reid/Blackwolf
Summary: Hotch placed the sword carefully on the table and turned to Reid. “When did I enter the Twilight Zone?” he asked, his voice gentle.
Prompts: 018 Forced Union for BERJAYAwtf27, I own u for BERJAYA10_cliche_fics and Dangerous Love for BERJAYA2x5obsessions

Author’s Note: Thank you to BERJAYAslash_girl for duties above and beyond as both beta and source of inspiration. Any remaining mistakes are mine alone.

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FIC: Irresistable - Part Three

Title: Irresistable – Part Three
Author: nebula99
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: FRAO/NC-17
Type: Slash
Pairing: Reid/The BAU
Summary: "Tell me, Aaron Hotchner, do you believe in faeries?"
Prompt: 012 Fantasy AU (urban) for BERJAYAwtf27 and Superhuman for BERJAYA10_cliche_fics

Author’s Note: I owe a huge debt of gratitude to BERJAYAslash_girl for helping with this, beta reading it and also for cheering me up immensely during emo-moments. This is for you.

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FIC: Salad Days

Title: Salad Days
Author: nebula99
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: FRAO/NC-17
Type: Slash
Pairing: Reid/Hotch
Summary: Few of us go through life without taking part in some kind of rite of passage: Hank Nuwer
Prompt: 007 High School AU for BERJAYAwtf27 and Don’t I know You? for BERJAYA10_cliche_fics

Warning: Dubious consent, some violence

Author’s Note: OK, so this is College not High School. But Reid and Hotch being at College together is just as crackficcy as them being at High School together so . . .

Written for BERJAYAthimpressionist’s seven kinks meme. This is first time and denim. Beta read by the very lovely BERJAYAslash_girl - thanks for listening to me flail and for reading this. Any further mistakes are mine.

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FIC: Irresistable - Part Two

Title: Irresistable – Part Two
Author: nebula99
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: FRAO/NC-17
Type: Slash
Pairing: Reid/The BAU
Summary: Be careful what you wish for . . .
Prompt: 009 Supernatural Creatures for BERJAYAwtf27and Save Me From Myself for BERJAYA10_cliche_fics </lj>

Author's Note: Many thanks to the BERJAYAslash_girl for beta reading this, helping to bounce ideas around, teasing it out on IM and generally being helpful and supportive. Cheers!

FIC: Irresistable

Irresistable

Title: Irresistable
Author: nebula99
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: FRAO/NC-17
Type: Slash, Het
Pairing: Reid/The BAU
Summary: Once you have one, you have to get the whole set.
Prompt: 010 Supernatural Powers for BERJAYAwtf27 and Insanity Takes Over for BERJAYA10_cliche_fics  

Author’s Note: This was prompted by a comment from BERJAYAdenorios  that Reid was the BAU bike in fan fiction and from the description of him as Criminal Minds’ Little Black Dress.

Many thanks to BERJAYAslash_girl  for beta reading this and for all her ideas, help and encouragement.

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FIC: Teeth and Claws

Teeth and Claws

 

Fandom: Criminal Minds
Author: nebula99
Prompt: 002 Transformation (Animals)
Rating: FRT/PG-13
Type: Gen
Summary: Garcia let out a low chuckle. “Don’t panic Spencer, it’s only Morgan. Finish your tuna.”

 
Author’s Note: For the 
BERJAYAwtf27
crack!fic challenge. Inspired by a chatroom conversation with sherlockette who reckoned that Reid was contemplating a can of cat food at the start of Fear and Loathing. Also influenced by the icon which demonstrates that Reid glowers like a pissed-off kitten.

slightly belated birthday gift for BERJAYAyumekodragonfly

 

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