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Abigail (2019)

Abigail (2019) poster
Rating: 2

Russian film that creates a fascinating alternate reality where Steampunk and magic blend in an almost familiar world

About Time (2013)

About Time (2013) poster
Rating: 3

Time travel film that feels like a romantic comedy version of The Time Traveler’s Wife (with Rachel McAdams in the same role in both films). Played with a good deal of feelgood warmth and likeability by all

Above the Shadows (2019)

Above the Shadows (2019) poster
Rating: 3

A unique and highly original take on the invisibility film where Olivia Thirlby becomes invisible because people no longer notice her until she meets one person who does

The Acid House (1998)

The Acid House (1998) poster
Rating: 3.5

The success of Trainspotting gave birth to this anthology that adapts three Irvine Welsh stories, including episodes in which a man is transformed into a fly and a man swaps minds with a baby

Addams Family 2 (2021)

Addams Family 2 (2021) poster
Rating: 2

The animated revival of the Addams Family was a mixed affair. All of the same creative personnel and voice talents return here for a sequel, which takes the Addams Family on a road trip

The Addams Family (1991)

The Addams Family (1991) poster
Rating: 3.5

The big screen version of the 1960s tv series and Charles Addams’ cartoons is a highly enjoyable Hollywood Halloween Party, a chance for name actors to put on costume and ape life with a ghoulish, mildly perverse, moderately subversive spin

The Addams Family (2019)

The Addams Family (2019) poster
Rating: 2.5

An animated film revival of The Addams Family. You feel that a PG-rated film sold to family audiences is a bit tame for the Addams’ dark humour, nevertheless this gets much of the kooky silliness.

Addams Family Reunion (1998)

Addams Family Reunion (1998) poster
Rating: 1

The big screen Addams Family films ended with the death of Raul Julia. Subsequently the rights were sold to Saban Entertainment who made this cheap, terrible direct-to-video film with a new cast

Addams Family Values (1993)

Addams Family Values (1993) poster
Rating: 3.5

Sequel to the live-action Addams Family film that reunites the same cast who fine-tune their roles, while the black comedy has an even more barbed bite second time around

The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box (2014)

The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box (2014) poster
Rating: 2

Yet another adaptation of a series of Young Adult fantasy books that failed to fly. The idea of an Indiana Jones-type adventure set in Victorian England holds promise but the film only sporadically manages to let the adventure fly

Adventures of a Teenage Dragonslayer (2010)

Adventures of a Teenage Dragonslayer (2010) poster
Rating: 0.5

A children’s fantasy adventure that never strays beyond the environs of an American high school and comes with the lowbrow slapstick, excruciating comic caricatures and incredibly bad effects

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1989)

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1989) poster
Rating: 4

Terry Gilliam’s adaptation of the adventures of the world’s greatest liar was another problem ridden Gilliam production that emerges as an absurd, colourful spectacle filled with a dizzying greatness of imagination

Adventures of Captain Marvel (1941)

Adventures of Captain Marvel (1941) poster
Rating: 3

A twelve-chapter serial based on the comic-book superhero who these days is known as Shazam. Often regarded as one of the best of all serials, this has some decent action scenes and cliffhangers

The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999)

The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999) poster
Rating: 2

A rather slight film spinoff red-furred Elmo, the popular character from Sesame Street. A film designed for very young children.

The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996)

The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) poster
Rating: 2.5

This was a live-action version of the popular story given a reasonable budget and where Pinocchio is brought to life with a blend of CGI and animatronics

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000)

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000) poster
Rating: 2

Cinematic revival of the old Rocky and Bullwinkle series having the two animated characters emerge into the real (live-action) world. A film that you feel should have been funnier and more energetic than is

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D (2005) poster
Rating: 2

This is another one of Robert Rodriguez’s home made children’s films that takes off in a wackily gonzo manner. The results are uneven but often cutely appealing

The Adventures of Tintin (2011)

The Adventures of Tintin (2011) poster
Rating: 3

Steven Spielberg makes a solid effort to bring Hergé’s much loved comic-book character to life in this motion-capture animated effort. This plays free and easy with the original stories but generally gets the spirit of the comics right

After.Life (2009)

After.Life (2009) poster
Rating: 3

A film that creates a unusual atmosphere where Christina Ricci lies on a morgue slab and a puzzle over whether is dead or alive. Certainly different if not fully satisfactory

Afterlife of the Party (2021)

Afterlife of the Party (2021) poster
Rating: 1

From the director of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, a light fantasy film in which a party girl dies but is sent back from Heaven to find closure with people in her life

The Age of Adaline (2015)

The Age of Adaline (2015) poster
Rating: 2

Aimed at the same audiences as The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Blake Lively is a woman who hasn’t aged since the 1930s. This comes with the nostalgic weepiness and solemn self-importance of a work pitched to Academy Awards voters

Age of the Dragons (2011)

Age of the Dragons (2011) poster
Rating: 2

This has a concept so ridiculous it might actually work – a fantasy version of Moby Dick. The sea captain’s obsessive hunt for a whale is transplanted to a fantasy kingdom and the whale made into a dragon

Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996)

Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996) poster
Rating: 2

The second of two video-released sequels to Disney’s Aladdin that brings back Robin Williams as the genie and goes madcap with the pop culture jokes

Alfie the Little Werewolf (2011)

Alfie the Little Werewolf (2011) poster
Rating: 3.5

Film version of a popular series of Dutch children’s books. The lonely bespectacled werewolf boy is the most adorable sight, while the film is a sweetly gentle delight, not making a single wrong misstep

Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves (1943)

Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves (1943) poster
Rating: 2

One amid the popular fad of Arabian Nights adventures made by Hollywood during the 1940s. Here the story of Ali Baba is subverted to become a swashbuckling romantic adventure

Alice (2009)

Alice (2009) poster
Rating: 3

Following on from his reworking of The Wizard of Oz in Tin Man, this is a tv mini-series where Nick Willing rather fascinatingly reinterprets Alice in Wonderland in SF terms

Alice in Wonderland (1933)

Alice in Wonderland (1933) poster
Rating: 4

Studio adaptation that freely mixes elements from Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass and features an all-star cast line-up, this works far better than the purists would have it

Alice in Wonderland (1951)

Alice in Wonderland (1951) poster
Rating: 4

Disney’s animated adaptation is usually hated by Lewis Carroll purists for its free and easy treatment of the story but for everyone else comes with a splendidly demented visual absurdism

Alice in Wonderland (1985)

Alice in Wonderland (1985) poster
Rating: 1

From Irwin Allen, the creator of Lost in Space etc, a tv version of Alice in Wonderland, conceived as an all-star musical that comes out as ponderous and leaden in Allen’s hands

Alice in Wonderland (1999)

Alice in Wonderland (1999) poster
Rating: 3

A fairly reasonable tv mini-series adaptation of Lewis Carroll – a version that excels in terms of design and in using The Jim Henson Workshop to bring the Wonderland creatures to life

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Alice in Wonderland (2010) poster
Rating: 2

Tim Burton takes on Lewis Carroll but Carroll gets lost beneath Burton doing his usual quirky eccentric thing and a plot that seems to want to turn Alice’s adventures into a modern epic fantasy

Alice Through the Looking Glass (1987)

Alice Through the Looking Glass (1987) poster
Rating: 1

Obscure animated children’s movie adaptation of Alice in Wonderland that commits the sin of modernising and Americanizing Alice

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Sequel to the 2010 Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland. This has even less in common with Lewis Carroll’s book sequel than its predecessor did – a total of two scenes. The sets and effects are just pretty eye candy

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (1972)

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1972) poster
Rating: 2.5

A live-action film adaptation of Alice in Wonderland that conducts a passable run through of Lewis Carroll with the supporting characters populated by an all-star British cast

The All New Adventures of Laurel & Hardy in “For Love or Mummy” (1999)

The All New Adventures of Laurel Hardy in For Love or Mummy (1999) poster
Rating: 0-

Bizarre effort in which actors play Laurel and Hardy who are engaged in a comedic caper against a mummy. The film is all excruciating knockabout slapstick

All That Money Can Buy (1941)

All That Money Can Buy (1941) poster
Rating: 4

Classic film about a lawyer arguing in court to save a man who has sold his soul to The Devil. On screen, this is turned into a highly entertaining sentimentalised Frank Capra-type film about American greatness

Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1986)

Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1986) poster
Rating: 0.5

This is a sequel to Cannon Films’ excruciating camp version of King Solomon’s Mines. Richard Chamberlain and Sharon Stone are back. This is a marginal improvement but far from a good film

Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival (2016)

Alleluia! The Devil's Carnival (2015) poster
Rating: 2

Saw series director Darren Lynn Bousman makes a rock musical about a war between a gaudily exotic Heaven and Hell. A full-length expansion of Bousman’s earlier short film

Along With the Gods: The Last 49 Days (2018)

Along with the Gods: The Last 49 Days (2018) poster
Rating: 2

Sequel to the hit Korean film Along With the Gods: The Two Worlds about a journey of redemption through the afterlife. This is a much better polished effort than its predecessor

Along With the Gods: The Two Worlds (2017)

Along With the Gods The Two Worlds (2017) poster
Rating: 1.5

A massive hit in South Korea about a firefighter’s journey through the afterlife and the trials he must undergo. On the other hand, the director seems to be trying to turn a moral redemption story into a superhero film

Alpha and Omega (2010)

Alpha and Omega (2010) poster
Rating: 2

A contender in the animation stakes that never rises above formula and cutsie slapstick. Against its many competitors, it offers up only B-budget animation

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) poster
Rating: 0.5

It may say how doomed the Western world is that people have paid to watch three films so far all centred around these annoyingly cutsie helium-voiced chipmunks. This is marginally less annoying that the preceding two

Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)

Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) poster
Rating: 0-

The squeaky helium-voiced Chipmunks are brought to life via CGI in this live-action film, featuring the chipmunks causing chaos, cracking smart-ass one-liners and lots of pee and poop jokes. The results are excrutiating

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)
Rating: 1

The end of Western civilisation is surely upon us that studios have devoted multi-million dollar resources to making four of these films and that audiences flock to them despite universally terribly reviews. Ok so maybe I hated this one marginally less than the preceding three

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) poster
Rating: 0-

The first of the sequels to Alvin and the Chipmunks. Marginally less grating than the first film but that’s being relative – all the things that one hated the first time are back

Always (1989)

Always (1989) poster
Rating: 3

One of Steven Spielberg’s more overlooked and quieter films, a remake of the 1940s guardian angel fantasy A Guy Named Joe. Spielberg never much ignites the love story but the film has some magical moments and a scene-stealing John Goodman

The Amazing Mr Blunden (1972)

The Amazing Mr Blunden (1972) poster
Rating: 3

This Victorian-set children’s film has not been widely seen and has gained a small cult reputation for many years its ambitious plot involving a ghost story and time travel

An American Carol (2008)

An American Carol (2008) poster
Rating: 0-

A ridiculous American conservative satire that turns Dickens’ A Christmas Carol into a heavy-handed farce where a Michael Moore lookalike is made to see the error of his liberal ways

An American in Austen (2024)

An American in Austen (2024) poster
Rating: 2

A modern girl pining for the perfect man is transported back into the world of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice where she ends up disrupting the story

The American Society of Magical Negroes (2024)

The American Society of Magical Negroes (2024) poster
Rating: 2.5

A satiric film based on Spike Lee’s idea of the Magical Negro, an African American who exists to deliver wisdom or magical influence to white people. This gets in some deftly amusing punches at US race relations

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991)

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991) poster
Rating: 3

Amblin make a sequel to An American Tail minus the involvement of Don Bluth this time. The story now becomes an amiable animated parody of a Western

Anastasia (1997)

Anastasia (1997) poster
Rating: 3

Considerable return to form for animator Don Bluth even if the story of the Russian Royals he is telling is based on a hoax and manages to entirely excise any mention of the Communist Revolution

Anastasia: Once Upon a Time (2020)

Anastasia: Once Upon a Time (2020) poster
Rating: 1

Bizarre family film in which Russian princess Anastasia travels through time to the present day and discovers mall culture

And You Thought Your Parents Were Weird (1991)

And You Thought Your Parents Were Weird (1991) poster
Rating: 1

Children manage to incarnate the soul of their late father inside a robot body. A children’s film where the title is the most imaginative thing about the show.

Angels in America (2003)

Angels in America (2003) poster
Rating: 5

Stunning tv mini-series adaptation of Tony Kushner’s award-winning play about the impact of the AIDS crisis on gay culture in the 1980s, which becomes a surreal fantasy filled with appearances of angels and ghosts

Angels in the Outfield (1994)

Angels in the Outfield (1994) poster
Rating: 2

Disney remake of the old light fantasy film in which angels step in to aid a losing baseball team. This is pitched to family audiences and holds a surprisingly ardent evangelical message

Angry Birds (2016)

Angry Birds (2006) poster
Rating: 2

A film based on a mobile app surely counts as a world first. Mostly this is the equivalent of switching one’s brain off and spending an hour-and-a-half watching cartoons for the single digit age group

Animal Farm (2025)

Animal Farm (2025) poster
Rating: 0-

Actor Andy Serkis directs an adaptation of George Orwell’s satiric talking animals fable. However, the decision to update the story comes unstuck in spectacularly awful ways

Another Me (2013)

Another Me (2013) poster
Rating: 2

2013 brought a spate of doppelganger films. This was overshadowed by the more high-profile Enemy and The Double. Here Sophie Turner plays a schoolgirl who finds her life being overtaken by a mysterious double

Anthem of the Heart (2015)

Anthem of the Heart (2015) poster
Rating: 3

Sweet and tender anime about a young girl who has a curse placed on her that causes her to lose her voice and how this actually allows everyone around her to voice things they don’t say.

Antz (1998)

Antz (1998) poster
Rating: 4

The first animated film from DreamWorks, a rather charming effort that takes place in an ant nest with Woody Allen perfectly voice cast as a nebbish ant who decides to defy the crowd

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007)

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007) poster
Rating: 0-

Film spinoff of the cult animated tv show. This feels like a film overtaken by the effort of trying to be surrealistic, wacky, scatological etc more than it is ever a film that creates gag that are funny

Arabian Nights (1942)

Arabian Nights (1942) poster
Rating: 2

A Hollywood version of the Arabian Nights that throws out the story’s unique narrative structure and substitutes the colourful spectacle of the swashbuckling adventure. With Shemp Howard as Sinbad!